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August 28th, 08 at 1:20 am
Uh oh. I am drinking scotch (with strippers and porn stars). No more csr, and probably no poker - despite juicy games at mb.
August 28th, 08 at 12:20 am
Gah! I wanna go play poker, but am too drinky/smart to do so.
August 27th, 08 at 11:40 pm
the lodge just got named best strip club (in the usa) of the year! woot!
August 27th, 08 at 11:20 pm
Sweet! Vinnie paul is here! Havent met him yet, but he plays poker! (btw, standimg near ron jeremy striking out as vp talks.)
August 27th, 08 at 10:50 pm
Just steppd away from stripper oscars to check out wed-night poker at hrh: 3 solid tables 1-2, 1 good 2-5, 1 3-6 limit, 1 2-5 “no river” table
August 27th, 08 at 10:30 pm
Hall of fame inductee - dude named “weasel” just told everyone to vote for obama, even if they dont like him. Prediction: landslide
August 27th, 08 at 9:30 pm
the crashers - think wedding band for strippers. doing billy idol covers. no boobs have come out yet, tho.
August 27th, 08 at 9:10 pm
Go life about pantera, i mean. Not touching rj. Both play poker tho.
August 27th, 08 at 8:50 pm
Oh, and whaddya know … Now cowboy from pantera is with us. Who knew i’d be meeting him tonight?!? Go vegas/life!
August 26th, 08 at 10:30 pm
At a party (at the palms) for peroni beer (go soccer!). Ran into jon, the dude who runs the MBL operation at the WSOP. Poker is everywhere.
August 25th, 08 at 11:20 pm
At hard rock … For other reasons than poker … But action: 3 full tables of 1-2, 1 full of 2-5, and one shorthanded 5-10.
August 23rd, 08 at 2:40 am
Oops, i was wrong on size of montel game stacks. Greens are purple at hrh, so 25s look like 500s. My bad.
August 23rd, 08 at 2:10 am
Crap. Played bad ever since my bluff got called. Gave the rest of my stack back to tagg. Sitting in a corner thinking about what ive done
August 23rd, 08 at 1:10 am
Ha ha. Just busted tagg playing 1-2. My flopped flush held up against his flopped set. Friggin tourists! :p
August 23rd, 08 at 1:10 am
Crap. Just bluffed tagg’s chips away. Duly noted, however, on conventioneer who called my 3rd bullet with AK: “how could i lay it down?”
August 23rd, 08 at 12:50 am
Hard rock is bumpin. No nlh/plo tho=bummer. Montel playing big game … 5/10 but with $25k in big stacks.
August 23rd, 08 at 12:50 am
Cocktail waitresses wearing black bras busting out of black leather corsets + fishnet and go-go/f-me boots.
August 21st, 08 at 1:10 pm
Just in from karridy … Out at level 6. 4 PPs all day, QQ best by far. Hit 1 flop. Never saw a turn, much less a river. Can’t play poke
August 20th, 08 at 11:40 pm
Mgm, 1-2, 4, 2, 300, 201, 2
Note: “brilliant” play screwed hourly rate
August 20th, 08 at 11:30 pm
Crapola. ooh, ill play one more hand! Ooh, i turned the nuts! Thtas right, call my all in bitch. Boat on the river. I had rebuilt so well, too
August 20th, 08 at 10:40 pm
But gah, i love the female tourist d-bag equivalent as the jiggle toward the clubs.
August 20th, 08 at 10:40 pm
Ok, sweet, decided to add on to my tiny stack for 100. Got aa the next hand, and they held up all in against qq.
August 20th, 08 at 10:40 pm
Now a couple new tourist d-bags at the table (drinking cocktails and carrying uncut cigars) are talking about where to play stud and omaha.
August 20th, 08 at 10:20 pm
Ugh. Friggin leavin feeling. Shoulda left plus 200… But i got qq on “last” hand … Lost to aa. And now i just got slowrolled with a 3
August 20th, 08 at 10:20 pm
Dealer is from dallas. Newplayer is wearing a shirt that says “i miss texas”. He just flopped the joint.
August 20th, 08 at 10:20 pm
Gah! Just had to fold qq preflop! Right fold … He had kk. But maybe i shouldn’t have reraised so i could see a flop?
August 20th, 08 at 8:40 pm
Just saw aces full of jacks lose to quad jacks. No bad beat bonus, but still … Fun.
August 20th, 08 at 8:30 pm
Missed the hard rock hoopla. (bummer.) instead am playing 1-2 at mgm.
August 16th, 08 at 1:40 am
Woot. I got that leavin feelin, friend at the table is also up, table conditions have changed Time to call it quits and talk hands over beers.
August 16th, 08 at 12:50 am
Ok, back to even (slightly up). Sniffed out weakness via the secret finger tell … Easily called down two big bets on t/r with 2nd nuts
August 16th, 08 at 12:50 am
Best part: i got to show down a crappy hand. Big stack “teacher” at the table (next to big stack harris) thinks i suck!
August 16th, 08 at 12:10 am
He was right, of course, for the hand. But not necessarily for the game. We’ll see…
August 16th, 08 at 12:10 am
Settled for ti. Blew first stack on a crying pot odds call … Then dude to harris’ left started lecturing me y it was a bad call.
August 15th, 08 at 10:10 pm
Am off to play poker tonite. Thinking venetian or ceasars or maybe paris (where i never lose) or a late-night binions tourney and cash a
August 2nd, 08 at 12:50 am
That’s all she wrote for (automated) poker at sea … Finished the night with my biggest win of the trip.
July 31st, 08 at 12:20 am
Running so bad. Losing every race/draw sitch. There’s a yokel named hubert whom i hate/has all my money. Top set/flopped straights suck!
July 30th, 08 at 5:50 am
Poker raid on a home in Mission, TX. Big deal in Rio Grande Valley bc dude running weekly tourney is an asst. Principal. Awesome!
