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October 11th, 08 at 3:10 am
Harrahs n.o. 1-2, 3, 200, 1, 188, 13
Sigh. Shoulda left earlier. Old lady calling-bitch took most via river. Pardon my creole.
October 11th, 08 at 2:50 am
New kinda player i’ve never seen before: petite young asian girl with a thick, aggressive cajun accent. Evy ng meets james carville. Dangerous?
October 11th, 08 at 1:20 am
Another funky thing about nola: chip-running security guards carry guns. (i’m making so many tough folds tonight, btw.)
October 9th, 08 at 10:20 pm
Harrahs nola 1-2, 2, 260, 2, 0, 0 …. Grrr. Money is on the table for the taking, but dont have the stomach to rebuy and grind all night.
October 9th, 08 at 9:30 pm
Harrahs new orleans: looks like the orleans and rio lovechild. Odd that they take a time charge in lieu of rake in 1-2 nl. “lieu” is french.
October 6th, 08 at 7:50 pm
Clonie on dan: “oh please, you were the WORST player in your home game.”
October 6th, 08 at 5:20 pm
The biggest problem with pokertek automated tables … No dealer to put a stop to table talk. Suppose good floorman could solve that.
October 6th, 08 at 4:40 pm
Tulsa and goldfarb tell me i worry too much about “results”. The WPT boot camp slogan: real people. Real training. Real results.
October 5th, 08 at 9:20 am
At clonie’s mini boot camp. She’s teaching me and 60 others not to play 8-2 offsuit in early position to a reraise. Priceless info.
October 5th, 08 at 2:40 am
Carnival pokerpro challenge: clonie is the hostess on board. Good bikini fun!
October 4th, 08 at 3:40 am
OTG at IAH - feels good to be back in Texas, albeit just for a few hours. (otg = on the ground)
September 24th, 08 at 12:10 pm
Just stopped in at hard rock to play instead of work. Zero players. So am headed back home to write about hrh instead.
September 22nd, 08 at 6:30 pm
Running bad is when you get all in with AK vs A4 on flop of A-5-7, & u just know u will lose, not to a 4, but 2-3. Turn 6 river 3
September 19th, 08 at 11:30 pm
Am @ the mb waiting to play. Room is PACKED. (maybe they knew i would be playing tonite?) 14th on 1-2 list, 12th on 2-4.
September 13th, 08 at 10:10 pm
Pflaster still alive with 2 tables. At his: doyle b, scott ian, angela brunson, david grwy, fabrice s, marco t.
September 13th, 08 at 10:10 pm
Beth fischman and “ships” also at pflasters table. Beth sucked out to take half his stack.
September 13th, 08 at 9:10 pm
David pflaster repping team pokerati well. Hes near the chip lead.
September 13th, 08 at 9:10 pm
Im out. Pam brunson raised in ep w aj, i pushed on the button w a-10. She called and got lucky. I cant play with such beginners.
September 13th, 08 at 6:40 pm
Still waiting for my seat. Sklansky busted out and left with a hooker. Im sorry - i mean call girl.
August 30th, 08 at 6:10 pm
Sigh. 16th place (out of 136, i believe). Made a move when new to a table w/ 6-80 … Bb had aces. Mistake on my part? My m was less than 3
August 30th, 08 at 6:10 pm
Fugk, it was a mistake. I got a reprieve from blinds w seat change and didnt take advantage of it.
August 30th, 08 at 5:50 pm
Just lost half my stack in a race. Now below avg w small m. But have been here before. Jimmy is out and has 20 percent of me, btw.
August 30th, 08 at 4:30 pm
At 2nd break. Got tiny stacked but came back with moves and now just doubled up thru (sweet texas) jimmy. Abv avg stack w m=12
August 30th, 08 at 3:10 pm
Binions tourney is huge today. 124 runners i am in good chip position early.
August 29th, 08 at 7:20 pm
Wow … Went to paris thinking i would kill some time in the one room i have never lost in. But at 7pm on a fri nite … Zero tables
August 28th, 08 at 12:20 am
Gah! I wanna go play poker, but am too drinky/smart to do so.
August 27th, 08 at 11:40 pm
the lodge just got named best strip club (in the usa) of the year! woot!
August 27th, 08 at 11:20 pm
Sweet! Vinnie paul is here! Havent met him yet, but he plays poker! (btw, standimg near ron jeremy striking out as vp talks.)
August 27th, 08 at 10:50 pm
Just steppd away from stripper oscars to check out wed-night poker at hrh: 3 solid tables 1-2, 1 good 2-5, 1 3-6 limit, 1 2-5 “no river” table
August 27th, 08 at 10:30 pm
Hall of fame inductee - dude named “weasel” just told everyone to vote for obama, even if they dont like him. Prediction: landslide
August 27th, 08 at 9:30 pm
the crashers - think wedding band for strippers. doing billy idol covers. no boobs have come out yet, tho.
August 27th, 08 at 9:10 pm
Go life about pantera, i mean. Not touching rj. Both play poker tho.
August 27th, 08 at 8:50 pm
Oh, and whaddya know … Now cowboy from pantera is with us. Who knew i’d be meeting him tonight?!? Go vegas/life!
August 26th, 08 at 10:30 pm
At a party (at the palms) for peroni beer (go soccer!). Ran into jon, the dude who runs the MBL operation at the WSOP. Poker is everywhere.
