Unscientific Polling
An archive of Pokerati poll questions from the past:
- The Venetian
- The Wynn
- Bellagio
- The Orleans
- Binion's
- Red Rock
- MGM
- Caesar's Palace
- The Mirage
- Hard Rock
- Mandalay Bay
- Golden Nugget
- South Point
- The Rio
- TI1
- P-Ho1
- Hooters1
- I prefer Winstar1
- Bigger than '08, but still smaller than '06
- Biggest in history, but not by much
- Superhuge 10,000+
- Smaller than '08, closer to '05
- Way-way smaller
- About the same, ±100
- 9,0001
- Hell yeah!
- No way!
- Hard to say.
- They all cheat, so what's the difference?1
- Only if they were really nice to me; like they were to Tiffany.1
- Short-term no, long-term yes1
- A woman
- A European
- A blogger
- A non-poker-pro celebrity
- A high-stakes online baller
- An Asian
- Someone under age 27
- An average middle-aged white American male
- A lawyer
- Tony G
- A Las Vegas/California pro
- Jerry Yang1
- A Texan
- A Jew
- A New Yorker
- God with the help from another one of his followers.1
- The Big Randy1
- A bald guy1
- The guy who wins the last hand1
- Annette Obrestad1
- Not Randy1
- Jeff "ThaPnsPumper" Rogan1
- ESPN Poker Club
- Bluff Magazine
- Official WSOP Website
- PokerNews
- The Batfaces
- Wicked Chops
- LasVegasVegas
- CardPlayer
- Tao of Poker
- Wise Hand Poker
- PokerPages
- PokerListings
- Neverwin Poker
- PokerWorks
- 2+21
- PokerRoad1
- Holdem Radio1
- PokerWorldAsia1
- Table Talk -- players discussing a hand (even at a whisper) that is still in play
- Slow Rolling
- Foul Language
- Dirty Fingernails
- Exasperated dealers passive-aggressively whining for tips
- Loud brash New Yorkers telling you how poker and the world really works
- Loud drawling Texans telling you how poker and the world really works
- iPod people
- Phil Hellmuth1
- Donkeys/Celeste1
- Dan's bald spot1
- Online superpro wins a bracelet
- Second woman wins a bracelet
- Scandi wins a bracelet
- Well-known pro gets busted for cheating
- Phil Ivey wins bracelet/prop bet
- Wardrobe malfucntion/prop bet on a televised final table
- Dan gets laid.1
- Player gets herpes from Bodog stick-on poker logo.1
- Fewer than 5,000
- 5,000 - 7,999
- 8,000 - 9,999
- 10,000+
- 121
- Go Batfaces!1
- None. Poker will have gone the way of Alf.
- Way less. The WSOP, maybe the heads-up championship or Poker after Dark and one other.
- About the same. Some shows will disappear and new ones will pop up to take their place.
- Way more. Dedicated poker channel and weekly semi-live coverage, like golf, Nascar, and professional wrestling!
- Time buy only. Online poker room infomercials.
- Dude, you're totally forgetting Europe, where it's all over the tele.
- Fewer than 20
- Like 50-75ish
- A couple hundred
- Dude, way more than that -- you're forgetting about all the online studs
- "It Feels Good to Run Good"
- "Tight is Wrong!"
- "2008: The Year of Going Somewhere Else"
- "2008: Recession = Poker"
- "Sucking out Is for Suckers"
- Tournament Fishing
- Soccer
- Cooking / Food
- Tournament Blackjack
- Energy Drinks (are)
- World of Warcraft
- UFC / MMA
- Bowling
- Sodoku
- Lime Tossing1
- backgammon1
- Rock Band1
- Knitting1
- Rodeo1
- Mike Sexton
- Annie Duke
- Doyle Brunson
- Jeffrey Pollack
- Barry Shulman
- Howard Lederer
- Greg Raymer
- Marcel Luske
- Jerry Yang
- Linda Johnson
- Jesse Jones
- Jamie Gold1
- Tiny B.1
- Annette Obrestad1
- Tom Schneider1
- Mike Matusow1
- Jerry Jones1
- Barry Greenstein
-
Beyond the Table
-
Rounders, The Poker Show
-
The Poker Edge (ESPN)
-
Poker Psychology (w/ Alan Schoonmaker)
-
Ante Up!
-
Keep Flopping Aces (w/ Lou Kreiger)
-
The Mouthpiece (w/ Mike Matusow)
-
Pocket Fives Podcast
-
Joe Average Poker
-
They are all beautiful in their own right and merit the occasional but not regular listen
-
Yeah, right, as if I have the time or inclination to listen to a stupid "podcast;" they all kinda suck
- I haven't heard of any of these shows
- Poker Wire Radio1
- Wise Hand Poker
- CardPlayer
- Bluff / ESPN
- PokerPages
-
Like I even care
NOTE: Not sayin' anyone's gonna listen, but just pretend somebody cares ... What would be most beloved?
- Chip Counts
- Winners' pics
- Links to Myspace pages
- Bankroll graphs
- Piss tales
- Thong pics
- Links to Pauly
- Updates on "unknown" players
- Daily video recaps
- Watching Jamie Gold get knocked out on the first day
- Dan's lessons from the low stakes tables
- "War on Poker" and "Poker Law Review" stuff
- Coverage of local players
- Beyond the Table and other podcasts
- Pokerati Polling
- Pictures of Michele
- the stupid comments
- all of the above
- none of the above
- Tom's tales from the circuit
- 2,000
- 5,000
- 8,000
- 10,000
- 15,000
- 20,000
- more
- none
- United States
- United Kingdom
- Australia
- Ireland
- Canada
- Scandinavia
- the Orient
- Italy
- Eastern Europe
- the Middle East
- Sub-Saharan Africa
- Texas
- 1 year -- bill passes smoothly in 2007, goes into effect in 2008
- 2 years -- will take a special session of the Lege to make this happen
- 3 years -- second regular go-round is the charm
- 5-9 years -- sorry dudes, but we're talking about a long-term process here
- 10+ years -- not until one generation of leaders starts to die off and another one steps in
- Never -- being opposed to gambling is inherent to the Texas soul
- Gabe Kaplan
- AJ Benza
- Howard Lederer
- Phil Gordon
- Mike Sexton
- Kenna James
- Jesse May
- Vince Van Patten
- Norman Chad
- Lon McEachern
- Robert Williamson
- Kennedy
- Chad Brown
- Ali Nejad
- less than 1 year
- 1-2 years
- 3 years
- closer to 10 years
- too early to tell
- never
- Amateur / Micro-limits
- Low-stakes real action (e.g. 1/2 NL, $50-200 tourneys)
- Medium stakes ... crazy 2/5's, 5/10's, "small" events at major tourneys, etc.
- High stakes / Semi-pro -- comfortable up against five-figure stacks and have experienced bad beats the size of a small car
- Professional
- This site's about poker? I was looking for porn!
- Just pay the fine and be done with it.
- Plead not guilty and insist on a jury trial.
- Plea bargain down to the best deal for me and my family.
- Declare "not paying" and flee to Costa Rica if necessary.
- finger dan...as the kingpin1
- you said finger dan1
- Call Sang to bail me out1
- Have not played any online poker at all
- Play a little, but not nearly as much as before.
- Play about the same as before, just on different sites
- Have switched to online horse racing / Lotto
- Have said "fuck it" and now engage in illegal online sports betting as well
- Have eaten out a stripper1
- Played more than usual to grind out the deposit bonus from moving all the money to a site still accepting US players1
- Still playing at Bodog who loves US players.1
- Play more now at illegal cardrooms1
- Still playing at UltimateBet, as always1
- < 1,500
- 1,900-ish
- definitely not more than 2,576
- somewhere between Fossilman and Hachem
- > 5,620
- > 8,773
- 10,000 +
- pre-Moneymaker
- Remove all money from my online poker accounts immediately.
- Keep playing like usual, at least until my ISP stops me.
- Write to the government begging for forgiveness.
- Do as much research as possible on potential back alleys and loopholes, then open one up in an attempt to criminally profit.
- Declare recent developments as proof that online poker is rigged.
- Move.
- Play only at legal brick and mortar casinos.
- Gay porn.
- Let Como do all my gambling for me in Vegas.1
- PartyPoker
- PokerStars
- Full Tilt
- Titan Poker
- Hollywood Poker
- Paradise Poker
- Mansion Poker
- Bodog
- PokerRoom
- Doyle's Room
- Absolute Poker
- YOWER.COM1
- TryToPlayPokerAsGoodAsComo.com1
- www.hai2u.com1
- ultimatebet1
- the PGA
- NASCAR
- Professional Wrestling
- The Price Is Right
- X-Games
- Some of the Above
- All of the Above
- None of the Above
- The Freeze1
- The Color of Money1
- Thank Jesus for saving me from the moral ills of online gambling that would've ultimately sent me to Hell.
- Never play more than two sit-n-gos at a time.
- Move to Canda.
- Rise up, and revolt!
- Cry.
- Wait, isn't online poker already illegal?
- Visit OK/LA more often.1
- play in the thriving dallas underground1
- uhm... just keep playing online as usual?1
- Surf porn while not playing online.1
- The WSOP (ESPN)
- World Poker Tour (Travel Channel)
- Learn from the Pros (FSN)
- Poker Dome Challenge(FSN)
- High Stakes Poker (GSN)
- Poker SuperStars (FSN)
- Celebrity Poker Showdown (Bravo)
- Poker Royale (GSN)
- Inside Poker (FSN)
- Heads-up Poker (NBC)
- World Series of Darts (ESPN)1
- Professional Poker Tour (Travel Channel)
- Poker Like You Love Her (Spice 2)1
- Out in the first level.
- Out shortly after antes come into play.
- Until day 2.
- Until he gets the Hammer in the face of an all-in reraise and a call.
- On or near the bubble.
- He will make it to the (good) money.
- First Batface to win a bracelet.
- I don't care how far he gets as long as I get a pic of Jennifer Tilly!1
- a bona fide legend
- a decorated "young gun" (David Williams, Josh Arieh, Scott Fischman, et al)
- an "unknown"
- a woman
- someone who has never won a bracelet
- Freeze1
- A little happy
- Sad (for Phil)
- Sad (for Poker)
- poll_vote1
- tongue Misti1
- Tao of Poker (Pauly)
- PokerStars Blog (Otis)
- BJ Nemeth
- Breakfast Club Poker (Amy Calistri & Jen Leo)
- Wicked Chops Poker
- Neverwin Poker
- Pokerati
- PartyPoker Blog (DanM)
- Las Vegas Vegas (PokerProf and FlipChip)
- CardPlayer (Barry Shulman)
- CC Explore
- The Batfaces
- Dutch Boyd
- Clonie Gowen
- Webber Kang
- Greg Merkow
- Scott Levy
- The Big Randy
- T.J. Cloutier
- David Williams
- Robert Williamson, III
- Tex Barch
- "Ricky Zilem"
- Freeze1
- Kido Pham1
- Dan Michalski1
- Steve Carter1
- Rodeen Talebi
- Three Kings Poker1
- The Room
- DTD
- Carroussel
- Third Pair
- The Lounge
- North Dallas Cardroom
- Dallas Players Club
- Top Shelf
- Aces
- United Room
- Jackie's
- The Muirfield
- Platinum Room
- after Rounders event game1
- 2006
- 2007
- 2008-2010
- 2011-2020
- none of the above1
- Go Batfaces!!!1











