I recently set off a minor controversy when I mentioned to @Pokerati that a Red Rock Casino poker dealer complained that new Heartland Poker champion Rob Perelman (@veerob) didn’t leave a dealer tip at the conclusion of the tournament.

First, I do not know Rob at all and was not making an accusation against him. I merely passed along the information because I knew @Pokerati had been covering the tournament. Second, as with any tournament cash of any size, Rob is free to spend or not spend his money any way he pleases. (He later tweeted that he tipped $2,000 on his $158,755 cash. The confusion being that he left the tip the next day after most of the dealers were gone and not directly after the tournament.)

Still, I believe the practice of tipping is an aspect of poker that merits discussion. Certainly, there is no standard for tipping in cash games or tournaments, and a lot is left to chance when the casino and other players alike rely on winners to pick up the check.

You may not agree with me to tip 10% of winnings of more than $10,000 in a poker tournament, but you can certainly agree that .00025% is extremely low!

Mike Caro makes a number of salient points when it comes to tipping in both cash games and tournaments in his article from 2006 here. How one player tips in poker is probably no different than how the same player tips at a restaurant or when getting a haircut.

Some players think that the part of a poker tournament buy-in withheld from the prize pool should cover everything. I have heard that of the house cut for the HPT main event (a $1000+100 tournament), $50 went to Red Rock Casino and $50 to the Heartland Poker Tour. I find it a little incredulous that a Las Vegas casino would split the house cut 50/50, but it’s possible.

When you think about the house cut, it is much like getting a meal in a restaurant. If you pay $50 for a nice meal it’s not because the food you ate cost $50. That $50 covers food costs, the server, the cook, the utilities and rent and leaves a profit for the restaurant owner. The server gets paid whether you leave a tip or not. The difference is that if you don’t leave a tip, that person is making $2.13 an hour. If you leave a tip of 15% to 20%, that same server can make a living wage.

Some players think that house cut is a huge profit center for the casinos. That house cut does afford some profit for the casinos, but that money has to pay a lot of people. At the WSOP, the house cut has to cover the labor costs for hundreds of dealers, floor people, servers and tournament staff.

At smaller casinos, where a tournament can literally use up every available table and dealer, this house cut is what the casino earns off its tables since there is no rake during a tournament. I manage a 40-person tournament in a four-table poker room. The tournament typically takes three hours. Until the tournament gets down to 30 people or less, every table is full and there is no place to host a cash game. The house cut makes up a percentage of what is lost in cash-game rake. This obviously doesn’t apply in a bigger casino that can afford to have a separate tournament room from its regular poker room.

As a poker dealer, I have been asked about tipping and how poker dealers are paid. Most poker dealers sign up for the Internal Revenue Service tip compliance program through their home casino or in any casino in which they are dealing a tournament. The formal part of tip compliance is: Under the Gaming Industry Tip Compliance Agreement Program (GITCA), a gaming industry employer and the Internal Revenue Service work together to reach a GITCA that establishes minimum tip rates for tipped employees in specified occupational categories, prescribes a threshold level of participation by the employer’s employees, and reduces compliance burdens for the employer and enforcement burdens for the Service.

Essentially, poker dealers (and other casino employees) are taxed a certain amount per hour for every hour they work. The rate of tip compliance is higher in bigger and busier poker rooms, less in smaller and less frequented rooms. What is consistent is if you are working eight straight hours at Aria on a Saturday night, you are taxed a certain amount per hour your rate of pay (i.e. minimum wage). If you are “dead spreading” at Excalibur at 8 AM on a Monday and don’t get a game for the first two hours, you are still taxed at your tip compliance rate.

The upside is that poker dealers in the tip compliance program keep all of their own tips. They are not reported to the IRS. They are not taxed. They are not shared. These tips are what make up the majority of a poker dealer’s wages. For a full-time Las Vegas poker dealer you can expect that your bi-weekly paycheck, after taxes and insurance, won’t buy you more than a bag or two of groceries. Your tips, however, can afford you a car and a home.

I know many a dealer who would rather be pitching cards in a four-table casino in the suburbs than in a high-stakes game on the Strip.

As I have been on the felt as both a tournament casher and a tournament dealer, I have seen both sides of this dance.

In a typical situation where the top 20 players of a tournament are getting paid, the tipping breakdown generally goes like this – 16 through 20 make a very small profit but they are willing to throw a few bucks of their profit to the dealers because they are happy to have survived the bubble. Finishers 15 through 5 are happy they cashed, but upset they didn’t cash big. They generally tip small or not at all because they have the mentality that tipping the dealers is the top finishers’ problem, not theirs. This is not true for all players, but I see it happen more often than not.

The top cashing players usually all tip based on what they think is fair – from 1 percent to 10 percent, but usually in the 3-5 percent range.

Here is where human nature really kicks in. If I buy in to a $120 tournament and win $3,000, I think I generous tip is in order. I would tip $300. However, most players I have run across do not think about the $2,880 profit they just made, but instead, think about the $300 they are about to give away. And that seems like a lot of money.

The same source of the @veerob tip told me that the second-place finisher was a local Red Rock 2-4 limit grinder who tipped $7,000 on his $79,059 cash. A 2-4 limit player is lucky to make enough just to stay ahead of the rake. Generally, that player would look at a $79,000 cash like hitting the bad beat and tip accordingly. Again, this tip is unconfirmed.

Every poker dealer has heard the tipping horror stories. My friend and fellow dealer @scarletlv told me of a player who tipped a half eaten candy bar. I have dealt in a casino where quarters are raked and players would tip 25 cents on a $45 pot. At a major downtown casino last summer, a player profited more than $2,000 in a tourney, but was so angry about the bad beat that knocked him out of the tournament that he slapped two quarters on the counter for the dealers and stormed out of the room. You may not agree with me to tip 10% of winnings of more than $10,000 in a poker tournament, but you can certainly agree that .00025% is extremely low!

I have dealt a number of poker tournaments in various casinos and have many friends who are dealers in Las Vegas and in other places. No matter the size of the tournament, the number of entrants or the location, the same number comes up time and time again with poker dealers — $10 per down. That is what most tournament downs (30 minute dealing sessions) average. That means that most poker dealers make $20 per hour for dealing a poker tournament (before taxes). That may seem like a lot of money, and certainly it is above the poverty line, but look at it this way:

And that’s for full-time dealers. With the supply of dealers being vastly higher than the current demand, most dealers are not full-time employees. They are extra board personnel and temp hires who take jobs where they can get them.

Locals and low-limit players are typically great tippers. They make sure they push you $1 or more after every single hand they win. Generally, bigger game players and tourists are terrible tippers. I know many a dealer who would rather be pitching cards in a four-table casino in the suburbs than in a high-stakes game on the Strip.

In the end, poker dealers are no different than servers, bartenders, valets and a whole litany of service industry jobs in Las Vegas. We do what we do because we like it and it affords us a living.

But the next time you hit that beautiful river card and take in a huge pot, take a beat and think about the hard-working person in the box making the game go smoothly.

Kinda funny to see the new-and-improved, PartyPokerfied Tony G becoming an etiquette ambassador instructing poker bad-boys on how to behave at the tables.

Meanwhile, as WPT-Bucharest continues … the WPT is hyping a pretty competitive field for a relatively small (161 players, €3,000+300) new WPT event:

Amongst the players taking part include recent WPT Hollywood Poker Open champion Carlos Mortensen, Sorel Mizzi, Pascal Perrault, Praz Bansi, Team http://www.partypoker.com/ pro Dragan Galic, Casey Kastle, EPT Snowfest final tablists Russell Carson and Alain Medesan, 2009 WPT Championship runner-up Ran Azor and France‘s Nicolas Levi. The local charge is led by Cristian Dragomir, Cristian Dumitrescu and Mihai Manole.

Interesting crop of pros making the trek to the other side of the Iron Curtain. With a decent (but different) WPT Player of the Year race taking shape … I wonder if this suggests more competition amongst tours trying to get players to chase their big prize and any stature that may go with it.

• Cheer and clap all you want
• Do not, however, interfere with play in any way by screaming “Go All In!” or “Don’t do that!”
• Scream all you want
• Please don’t boo.

[Editor's Note: Booooo!]

• No flash photography

With all that explained, Jack “Link’s” Effel (who’s clearly been studying the works of the Buffer Brothers and touring rock bands) tried to rally the crowd to see who had the biggest cheering section. In terms of volume, Joe Cada’s rail-gang was clearly the loudest. “Joey! Joey! Joey!”

But in terms of style … Antoine Saout’s Frenchy hooligans definitely have it. They are all wearing Everest Poker soccer jerseys, with “Saout” on the back, along with Everest Poker scarves … and they’re showing us American sports fans don’t know a thing about local support songs.

As the mostly American crowd briefly paused to listen to whatever soccery song they were singing … Cada’s fans finally drowned them out with the creatively eloquent: “USA! USA! USA!”

They’re calling it Trash Talk Tuesdays, and indeed, have heard a teensy little buzz about it around town. Follow me on twitter for updates. My plan is to play tight and not get caught up in twittering.

As you can tell, this will be a big game for me — essentially $2/$5/$10 NLH that I hear grows even bigger as the night goes on. I’m a little nervous — am pretty sure it’s poor game selection to risk a third of your bankroll in a potentially wild, unfamiliar game playing at higher stakes than you’re used to. But sheesh, they’ve even got a bonus for playing the hammer! Go Dream Team money …

From Hard Rock Poker Lounge:

Trash Talk Tuesdays
Bad Sportsmanship Encouraged – ornery dealers, slow rollers & grown men crying…
Buy-in: $300-$3000
Mandatory “Hard Rock Straddle” on the button
Blinds: $2-$5
Seven Deuce Bounty

Warning: If you’re a whiny little baby who can’t take a joke about ginormously fat and disgusting your mother is, then this event is not for you. So stop reading this and MOVE ON!

More about this game from 2+2 here and Doc W (who took the picture from that game above) here.

UPDATE: You can see my results on twitter … but in a nutshell, this game plays WAAY bigger than 2/5 or even 5/10. Got my ass handed to me (twice) before dropping down to “Wacky 1-2″ … which is essentially the same game with 1/2 blinds and a forced $4 straddle.

Following Austin’s victory, he declined to be interviewed. Furthermore, Austin refuses to participate in the traditional WSOP gold bracelet ceremony. This means there will be no gold bracelet ceremony held on Saturday, June 20th.

Austin is the first WSOP winner to decline participation in post-tournament activities. All other 34 gold bracelet winners this year have agreed to participate in interviews and festivities.

The WSOP Media and Pubic Relations makes every effort to provide as much background information about the winner as possible. However, coverage of this tournament (Event 35) is, by necessity, limited to facts and figures about the event, rather than the winner.

· Austin collected $409,484 for first place. He was also awarded his first WSOP gold bracelet.

· According to the official records, Austin now has 1 win, 1 final table appearance, and 1 in-the-money finishes at the WSOP. He has $409,484 in career WSOP winnings.

Tao of Pokerati at the 40th WSOP
Las Vegas, NV

Episode 11.5: Star-Spangled Hammer
3:08

Episode 11.6: Night Shift
2:47

My latest Bluff column is now up online … in this episode I call out the Scandis for potentially causing a violent international incident:

Without a doubt, for low stakes players MGM cash games can be a test of nerves…. Little did I know it would be a test of my sanity, not to mention my criminal intent.

The villain in this story is a slowroller, so I’m sure most will understand. Before the night was over he had an entire table plotting revenge. The plan was to gang-tackle him in an elevator, beat him senseless, take his money, then beat him some more, and then, just to let him know we weren’t really crooks, roll up the cash and wedge it in his facial orifices. Or at least that’s what one of us was thinking… that’ll teach him proper etiquette!

I picked up my toke check from the final table on Thursday. I got a grand total of $9.37 for my 8 main event downs so an extra $1.17 a down.

WSOP dealer tipping is always a prickly issue, you know, give or take a few million.

Hmm, OK, so if I’m doing my math right … that comes to an extra $2.34/hr (pre-tax) for WSOP main event dealers. Not sure if that’s good/bad or fair/not — but theoretically an additional $800 from the November Nine for a week’s worth of main event dealing doesn’t sound too shabby. Obviously dealers weren’t thrilled that nearly half of the remaining $32 million in main event prize pool money still to be toked out — 1st and 2nd place — went to two Euros, who come from quite the different tipping cultures. (Seriously, when Danes have to give 60 percent to their gov, can you really blame them for stiffing the pizza guy?)

But hey, the penguins dealt the turns and rivers. So clearly, it’s all in their hands: WSOP dealers reap what they sew. No?

I’ve had several people asking about MY SIDE of the story in regards to calling the clock on Paul Snead in the WSOP Main Event which has now become an infamous clip on ESPN. This is my response…

Really? None of you have EVER under any circumstance called the clock in the middle of a poker game…ever? Trust me, I don’t make a habit of calling the clock on people. I think in four years of playing tournaments that was probably the second or third time I’ve ever done that.

Obviously ESPN doesn’t show or tell you how long Paul Snead was taking to make a decision (it was a looooooooooong time) and if it appeared that he was anywhere close to making a decision I would have stayed silent…. but you weren’t there, I was and he wasn’t anywhere close to a decision. I had been at the table with him for awhile and this was his typical process to make a bit of a fuss over his hands and his calls. He’d get up, pace around, talk to the audience and his friends on the rail. People forget that we’re all on camera, we’re at a featured table, player’s games change soooooooo much under those settings and it becomes more ‘acting’ and soaking up your five minutes of fame than actually playing a game of poker. I can guarantee you that if the TV cameras weren’t rolling it wouldn’t have taken him half as long to make a decision there. So yes, I chose to hold him accountable to the game of POKER even if it made me look less classy than humor another ‘Hollywood-er’.

Please don’t forget that the two of us were playing the same game for the same stakes. He was taking his time to decide and I was practicing my right (within the rules people) to ask for the clock since I was getting short stacked and the blinds were increasing… MY tournament life was at stake just as much as his.

More love… less hatorade!

Less than a month later, Tiffany signed a longer-term deal with UB. That spurred some talk within the poker community, but she is in the news again, this time as a result of her actions at the WSOP main event as chronicled by ESPN. The most talked-about incident involved her calling the clock on an opponent, during a hand of which she was not a part, and the criticism she received from Craig Marquis. If you haven’t seen it, here ya go, with the hand in question at the beginning of the video:

Evidently, Tiffany received some not-so-cutesy messages from people after the show aired, and she responded with a post on her website, MySpace, and 2+2. In essence, she blamed television editing, the fact that she’s a female, and the non-understanding people have of her and her poker game for the hubbub. To see the entire message, as posted on her website, click here.

In response to the post on 2+2 by Tiffany of the above-mentioned message, Craig Marquis called her disrespectful and rude. To see his short and not-sweet forum comment, click here.

Another perspective on Tiffany’s general demeanor at the WSOP main event was posted by F-Train, wherein he called her self-impressed and noted that as a tournament reporter, he was not a fan. For the post, click here.

The Poker King also had a few things to say about Tiffany by calling her out for general bad behavior and opining that her hype-train is now nothing more than smoldering wreckage. The entire opinion post can be found by clicking here.

While this is certainly not the biggest of controversies to hit the poker community, it has several interesting sides to it.

During current Hold’em session you were dealt 122 hands and saw flop:
- 0 out of 21 times while in big blind (0%)
- 0 out of 22 times while in small blind (0%)
- 2 out of 79 times in other positions (2%)
- a total of 2 out of 122 (1%)
Pots won at showdown – 1 of 2 (50%)
Pots won without showdown – 0

The series of events is called The Run Good Challenge — mad props to our friends at PokerListings for putting it on. 10 independent typists and two professional bloggers from Listings … duking it out in a game of online hungry-hungry hippo for real American cash:

Event 1: NLHE, regular Stars Structure (Sept 6)
Event 2: NLHE, turbo structure (Sept 13)
Event 3: NLHE/PLO, regular structure (Sept 20)
Grand Final: NLHE Deep Stack structure (Sept 27)

For the three prelims the top three spots will pay: $600, $300, $100. Grand final will consist of top five performers from external bloggers plus best of Dan or myself and will pay all six spots: $1,000, $650, $400, $200, $150, $100.

Sweet, no? Be sure to click below for “live” chatlog coverage from the feature table — kinda interesting to see how entertaining poker can be when you eliminate the hands. (And gives you disturbing insight into the sick minds of bloggers competing in a tournament that couldn’t happen at the WSOP without the entire final table being sent to the penalty box.)

Good mishmash times with Amy Calistri, Change 100, Pauly, the Entities from Wicked Chops (um, inverse multi-accounting?), Spaceman, Poker Shrink, Kid Dynamite, Shamus, Michele Lewis, and Matt & Dan from PokerListings.

UPDATE: Wicked Chops were no-shows.

As mentioned, I arrived a little late for this one, despite setting my poker alarm by going to sleep with Stars running a mere two feet from my head. Alas, pacific time, man … had 95 chips with blinds 50/100 when I arrived, waited a few hands and moved in with KQs … King on the river to triple me up … pushed again the next hand with A-10, but ran into Spaceman’s AA and didn’t suck out like i was supposed to. In the end (of Event #1), Pauly got heads-up with PL Dan … and upon learning that the PokerListings guys couldn’t win any money so their cash would be forwarded to the next prize pool we all insta-became big Dan fans … and during their lengthy suck-and-resuck mano-y-mano we did what you would expect any good poker writers to do: We tried to see what cuss words and sexual euphemisms we could get through the PokerStars chatbox censor.

Congrats to PL Dan for taking it down (and carrying it over!) and thanks to him and Matt for making this sort of poker party possible:

USERID	CHAT	SEAT
LFISBRTL	what it do	3
Blue123	hey y’all	6
ZClub	Poker Shrink here	1
LFISBRTL	pl strategy writer dan skolovy here	3
Blue123	amyc here	6
LFISBRTL	just finishing up my other tables	3
Blue123	just got out of my rockin’ .10/.20 razz game	6
ZClub	I assume that Michalski asleep in seat 7	1
Blue123	yeah – Dan can’t really be awake yet	6
Blue123	lol	6
mcornman	what is the password for this event?	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
mcornman	??????	Observer
ZClub	you called it Amy	1
Blue123	you’re going to have to come over me to get his blinds however	6
LFISBRTL	can not confirm or deny any password for this even	3
LFISBRTL	t	3
ZClub	someone is missing	1
ZClub	must be a west coaster	1
LFISBRTL	i think there are a couple people	3
LFISBRTL	free blinds in seat 9 there	3
ZClub	11 signed up but someone is completely awol	1
ZClub	I think it may be the Wicked Chops entry	1
Blue123	naughty girl	6
LFISBRTL	i see how it is	3
LFISBRTL	too busy for free money	3
ZClub	change is too aggressive, its Pauly double accounting	1
ZClub	call the press!	1
LFISBRTL	multi accounting is all the rage these days	3
ZClub	it always is good for a couple of interviews	1
ZClub	damn, observer chat is off, I can’t harrass the other table	1
LFISBRTL	well its on for the guy begging for the pw	3
ZClub	hmm, must be me	1
Blue123	wanted to see that one	6
LFISBRTL	cib	3
RaiCanada	registration closed	Observer
RaiCanada	someone can tell me the password ?	Observer
LFISBRTL	shit i am playing in a bunch of late stage turbos	3
LFISBRTL	almost open shoved the sb there with trash	3
ZClub	lets buy Dan in to a couple of more tables, maybe heads up	1
LFISBRTL	im down	3
RaiCanada	where i can got the password ?	Observer
ZClub	Pauly is playing from the floor of the Borgata that should help	1
ZClub	is WCOOP still going on? change could be working too	1
change1OO	I was up until 7 AM blogging it	4
LFISBRTL	thats brutal	3
TNSpaceman	lookit these crazy people	Observer
ZClub	fast play means more sleep	1
DrPauly	hello all	Observer
Blue123	hey pauly	6
DrPauly	good luck everyone	Observer
ZClub	Hey Dr.	1
Real Texan	hey everyone	Observer
LFISBRTL	howdy	3
Blue123	hey gf	6
LFISBRTL	royal draw	3
mooninjune	good luck peoples	Observer
mooninjune	<– shamalamus	Observer
ZClub	Hey Shamus	1
Blue123	hey	6
mooninjune	spaceman thinks he can take my blinds	Observer
Blue123	i’m such a calling station today	6
TNSpaceman	i can, sometimes	Observer
ZClub	today?	1
Blue123	lol	6
Blue123	I mean they’re not suited or anything today	6
mooninjune	he did with the hammer once	Observer
LFISBRTL	TEN HIGH SHIP	3
ZClub	strong	1
Blue123	sweeeet	6
LFISBRTL	im gonna raise your limp everytime z	3
LFISBRTL	nobody limps my sb with t2	3
ZClub	political talk at the other table, this could get nasty	1
ZClub	yes sir	1
ZClub	I think you are in more danger to the left	1
ZClub	you two like a private room?	1
Blue123	these two love to tangle	6
Blue123	tango	6
ZClub	dance	1
LFISBRTL	nh	3
change1OO	lucky catch	4
LFISBRTL	sick	3
change1OO	aii ya	4
Blue123	yikes	6
change1OO	well that’s what i do on 2 hrs sleep	4
mooninjune	oof	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol the way ive been playing i have to get that in pre everytime	3
ZClub	a little private heads up match over there	1
LFISBRTL	no difference	3
LFISBRTL	only this way my money gets to go in good	3
LFISBRTL	rather than the satisfaction of sucking out	3
Blue123	grrr	6
ZClub	Ah the pokerlistings ringers can’t win the cash	1
LFISBRTL	gr	3
ZClub	no wonder they are so loose	1
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
LFISBRTL	well no	3
LFISBRTL	i always play like this	3
LFISBRTL		3
ZClub	me too	1
ZClub	poorly	1
ZClub	those that can’t do, teach	1
ZClub	those that can’t teach, write about it	1
LFISBRTL	lol	3
ZClub	and if you can’t do either, you manage	1
change1OO	jesus	4
ZClub	change, you guys cover one WCOOP from beginning to end?	1
LFISBRTL	gg	3
change1OO	gg, good luck all	Observer
Blue123	gg	6
ZClub	yikes!	1
change1OO	no, we do two shifts. i blogged 8 pm until it finished around 5:30am, then wrote the recap	Observer
ZClub	still brutal	1
LFISBRTL	lfisbrtl	3
ZClub	this will be interesting	1
Blue123	lol	6
LFISBRTL	pauly fall asleep?	3
KidDynamite4	he is working at Borgata	Observer
ZClub	he is working at Borgata	1
LFISBRTL	ah oh yeah	3
IndomacK	dan, you’re killing it	Observer
LFISBRTL	steamrolling	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
IndomacK	take it down for the home team	Observer
MSeasons	life is brutal	Observer
LFISBRTL	aye	3
LFISBRTL	shove river i want to make hero call	3
LFISBRTL	ship!	3
LFISBRTL	nh	3
ZClub	you rejoice an 8 highwin	1
LFISBRTL	stand up to that bully	3
ZClub	FLOOR!	1
Blue123	lol	6
IndomacK	man oh man	Observer
ZClub	counterfeit	1
Blue123	me 2	6
LFISBRTL	guys were cutting into my 15 tabling time	3
ZClub	go for it, we will be kind	1
LFISBRTL	im used to blinds going up much faster	3
LFISBRTL	i play turbos so i dont have to actually play poker	3
LFISBRTL	i just like flipping coins	3
MSeasons	agreed	Observer
ZClub	nice	1
MSeasons	poker is too hard	Observer
Blue123	hehehe	6
LFISBRTL	i dont like that river	3
Blue123	thought it might have saved me	6
IndomacK	man, this table is ridiculous	Observer
IndomacK	super shorthanded	Observer
ZClub	yep, put in another seat and we go 10 handed	1
ZClub	we can squeeze in	1
ZClub	Dan has three rounds left	1
IndomacK	blast	Observer
Real Texan	sorry!!	2
ZClub	there we go	1
TNSpaceman	w00t	9
KidDynamite4	FINAL TABLE m***F***ER!	4
Blue123	damn – actual players	6
KidDynamite4	what a rush	4
LFISBRTL	hrm	3
KidDynamite4	i’im SO nervous	4
LFISBRTL	congrats final table!!!	3
Blue123	lol	6
ZClub	shouldn	1
TNSpaceman	it’s different under the lights, kid	9
IndomacK	it is a tough final table to make	Observer
ZClub	t they be sitting out?	1
IndomacK	only three quarters make it	Observer
KidDynamite4	aiyahhh	4
KidDynamite4	KK AGAIN!	4
TNSpaceman	dan has actually performed better by not playing.	9
KidDynamite4	michele has radar on me	4
ZClub	geez I may beat out Michalski the no-show	1
ZClub	may…	1
Blue123	well as long as Russ Hamilton’s not here – we all might have a chance	6
Real Texan	it was a read	2
TNSpaceman	LOL	9
KidDynamite4	lol	4
ZClub	nasty Amy	1
TNSpaceman	is that amy across the table from me?	9
ZClub	true but nasty	1
KidDynamite4	see, all my previous raises are supposed to make you pay me off when i have a big hand!	4
Blue123	indeed it is	6
Blue123	hey	6
Real Texan	hey dan, where were u in colorado?	2
TNSpaceman	i haven’t seen you in sooooo long	9
Real Texan	hi amy!	2
Blue123	I just don’t want to go out before Dan	6
TNSpaceman	even when he’s playing, that’s what we all aim for	9
IndomacK	dan’s chair is making a run at the money	Observer
DrPauly	wow, i made the final table	8
KidDynamite4	lol	4
TNSpaceman	we should set up a heads-up challenge between dan’s chair and vinny vinh’s chair	9
LFISBRTL	greatest chair run since minh	3
Blue123	lol	6
Real Texan	congratulations	2
LFISBRTL	yeah vinny vinh	3
ZClub	the Vinnie Vinh of bloggres	1
LFISBRTL	my bad	3
LFISBRTL	olol	3
Real Texan	lol	2
TNSpaceman	of bloggers’ CHAIRS, you mean	9
DrPauly	just a reminder, that im hosting Saturdays with Dr. Pauly at 4:20pm ET	8
LFISBRTL	we’ll all just sit out and see who wins	3
LFISBRTL	some how	3
TNSpaceman	i might just have to play today	9
ZClub	where the hell did he come from?	1
Real Texan	anyone ever read vicki coren’s piece on that?	2
TNSpaceman	on saturdays with dr pauly?	9
ZClub	Vinnie Vinh on Pauly?	1
Real Texan	cougar on dr pauly	2
DrPauly	dude, eskimois here	8
DrPauly	saw him again today	8
DrPauly	not playing, but wandering around	8
TNSpaceman	wherever there’s a handout to be had	9
Real Texan	at least he’s upright	2
ZClub	thats what Eskimo is here means	1
TNSpaceman	wherever a dollar might fall on the ground	9
TNSpaceman	eskimo is there	9
Real Texan	whaaatevaaa	2
KidDynamite4	hey michele	4
Real Texan	yo?	2
KidDynamite4	now adays, the kids say “whatevs”	4
ZClub	rule 42: if AMy can raise, I can fold	1
DrPauly	i love AC, some guy named Dino just busted	8
TNSpaceman	oooooooooooooooooh	9
ZClub	bitch!	1
Real Texan	i’m down wid dat	2
KidDynamite4	just trying to help you stay hip	4
ZClub	will stalling help?	1
KidDynamite4	oh Doc…	4
Real Texan	i need all the hip i can get	2
ZClub	ten minute break Pauly?	1
DrPauly	now?	8
Real Texan	smoke break	2
DrPauly	i wish	8
KidDynamite4	pauly, you need a bounty on your head	4
DrPauly	no	8
KidDynamite4	i need incentive	4
DrPauly	i dont	8
DrPauly	it encourages POOR play	8
IndomacK	next break in 5 mins	Observer
KidDynamite4	exactly	4
ZClub	Well at least you’re not “The hardest working man in poker”	1
Real Texan	or a stud	2
KidDynamite4	not that i’m complaining, but i’m still trying to find out how i got considered a member of “the poker media”	4
KidDynamite4	lol michele	4
ZClub	a question we all are asking	1
TNSpaceman	i have been asking that about myself since 2005	9
ZClub	first requirement: a laptop	1
Real Texan	moon woke up	2
ZClub	second: still looking for it	1
IndomacK	its for bloggers	Observer
Real Texan	oooooohhhh	2
mooninjune		5
IndomacK	I think I’ve read about poker on your blog…once or twice	Observer
IndomacK	maybe	Observer
TNSpaceman	dan came back to play his last 95?	9
KidDynamite4	in any case, thanks matt… you have good taste	4
Real Texan	moon spoke!	2
Blue123	omg is Dan actually here?	6
mooninjune	moon is all cheese	5
IndomacK	right back atcha slick	Observer
DrPauly	gay av, dan	8
Real Texan	dan, i dare you to go all in	2
Real Texan	in like five hands	2
TNSpaceman	double dare him, then he will	9
LFISBRTL	save it for the bb imo	3
DrPauly	DOUBLE	8
KidDynamite4	gay av… hah	4
Blue123	triple dog dare	6
ZClub	Dan I dare you to sit up straight for more than 10 minutes	1
mooninjune	dan is employing a most unique strategy	5
RiverDan72	good morning	7
LFISBRTL	lets see how it works out for him	3
IndomacK	dan, there you are	Observer
Real Texan	that is not the dan youre looking for	2
TNSpaceman	in texas they call it “strategery”	9
ZClub	tragedy>	1
Real Texan	LOCKBOX	2
TNSpaceman	awesome michele	9
Real Texan	with a decoy	2
RiverDan72	who’s winning?	7
LFISBRTL	me i guess	3
TNSpaceman	poker is winning, dan. poker.	9
ZClub	the home team	1
mooninjune	gh amy	5
Blue123	ty	6
Real Texan	pokerstars is winning	2
KidDynamite4	we are all winners in my book	4
KidDynamite4	lol… seriously.. am i the only one laughing at ME?	4
TNSpaceman	for the record, i’m suddenly feeling strangely motivated.	9
TNSpaceman	and i hear theme music.	9
ZClub	Caddy Shack?	1
Real Texan	rocky?	2
Real Texan	lol	2
ZClub	that is so wrong	1
KidDynamite4	chariots of fire?	4
IndomacK	surely its the theme from top gun	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh come on	3
LFISBRTL	a break	3
Real Texan	no more like cinderalla	2
LFISBRTL	bush league pshyce out stuff	3
KidDynamite4	i’m gonna go study	4
IndomacK	I’m gonna go study a cigarette	Observer
KidDynamite4	where is Coquitlam?	4
IndomacK	near vancouver	Observer
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
IndomacK	suburb sorta	Observer
KidDynamite4	ohhh.. canadian eh?	4
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
LFISBRTL	i love beavers and igloos	3
Real Texan	do u like know negreanu?	2
Blue123	I looked a moving to Vancouver once	6
KidDynamite4	i also love beavers	4
KidDynamite4	AND igloos	4
IndomacK	all canadians know each other	Observer
DrPauly	and KIND NUGS	8
Blue123	fear the beaver	6
KidDynamite4	the beaver is actually somewhat of an endagered species these days	4
Real Texan	just had it stuffed	2
IndomacK	you have nothing to fear from the beaver	Observer
LFISBRTL	except the beaver itself	3
IndomacK	except for its tail	Observer
RiverDan72	go beavers!	7
Blue123	thanks dan	6
LFISBRTL	i had a pet beaver as a kkid	3
LFISBRTL	he lived in our bathtub	3
KidDynamite4	i am waiting for the punchline….	4
LFISBRTL	thats it, he was just friendly	3
DrPauly	gl	8
RiverDan72	crap	7
IndomacK	he’s canadian, that was the punchline	Observer
DrPauly	gg Dan	8
IndomacK	oh noez!	Observer
TNSpaceman	nice run, dan. your chair, too.	9
RiverDan72	such crap.	Observer
RiverDan72	i played too tight	Observer
TNSpaceman	lol	9
ZClub	the moral victory is ours	1
IndomacK	blame it on the chair	Observer
Real Texan	maybe you just played too long	2
Blue123	you played tighter than I’ve ever seen you play	6
TNSpaceman	WAY tighter	9
ZClub	back to bed Dan	1
DrPauly	tighter than a twink’s arse in west hollywood	8
TNSpaceman	lol	9
Real Texan	whats a twink	2
DrPauly	GOOGLE	8
ZClub	whose an arse	1
Blue123	lol	6
Real Texan	whats a google	2
KidDynamite4	where is west hollywood?	4
DrPauly	do a image google search	8
TNSpaceman	what’s a google	9
DrPauly	gg Dr.	8
Blue123	gg	6
TNSpaceman	gg shrink	9
Real Texan	gg	2
LFISBRTL	gg	3
mcornman	gg	Observer
RiverDan72	pacific timers at a disadvantage	Observer
mooninjune	gg	5
RiverDan72	just sayin’	Observer
DrPauly	excuses	8
Blue123	totally	6
TNSpaceman	pacific time is an advantage in life, so it evens out	9
KidDynamite4	lol	4
TNSpaceman	i actually live on pacific time, but i do it in tennessee	9
KidDynamite4	HAMMMMAH	4
TNSpaceman	hiltons vs hammers	9
Real Texan	i can’t google right now, have to focus on chat	2
KidDynamite4	aiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	4
LFISBRTL	NHNHNNH	3
DrPauly	lol	8
o-hole-ne	hammer	Observer
Real Texan	lol	2
Blue123	but of course	6
TNSpaceman	of course!	9
KidDynamite4	sonofa	4
DrPauly	AWESOME	8
mooninjune	hope someone took a picture	5
KidDynamite4	legend	4
LFISBRTL	skilled the shit out of that river	3
DrPauly	i love poker (as i rub my nipples)	8
KidDynamite4	chao	4
DrPauly	sorry KD	8
KidDynamite4	runner runner!	4
DrPauly	come down to the borgata	8
TNSpaceman	now he actually has something to write about	9
KidDynamite4	pauly… you shuold see how i’ve been running my game	4
KidDynamite4	down 7k this week	4
KidDynamite4	i do not qualify for “run good”	4
DrPauly	good lord	8
DrPauly	i lost that in the market this week	8
TNSpaceman	ni han suh	9
KidDynamite4	yes, at least i will have a hand to write about and pimp p-listing for	4
IndomacK	that was an amazing hand	Observer
KidDynamite4	i can’t say “p i m p” ?	4
LFISBRTL	we control the shuffle algorithim	3
Blue123	it was stunning	6
DrPauly	u cant say pimp, but u can say asscock	8
TNSpaceman	you were supposed to fold preflop, not call with a 40% chance.	9
KidDynamite4	oh. i see.	4
KidDynamite4	can i say doucheball?	4
Real Texan	i had goods	2
KidDynamite4	i guess so	4
LFISBRTL	you may	3
KidDynamite4	douchebag?	4
RiverDan72	asscock	Observer
DrPauly	doucheanus	8
KidDynamite4	wow!	4
MSeasons	tourney is brtlly slow	Observer
Real Texan	u were supposed to bet more	2
RiverDan72	cockass	Observer
KidDynamite4	this is a very fun game…	4
Blue123	lol	6
KidDynamite4	cockchugger?	4
KidDynamite4	lolol	4
IndomacK	hey, you made the final table	Observer
IndomacK	thats pretty goood	Observer
LFISBRTL	true	3
KidDynamite4	ok spanky	4
Real Texan	hey dan, what is the porn warmer up called again	2
DrPauly	keep it kosher	8
Real Texan	fluffer!	2
KidDynamite4	aoyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	4
DrPauly	gg KD	8
Blue123	gg	6
TNSpaceman	gg kd	9
KidDynamite4	thanks guys.	Observer
IndomacK	death blow	Observer
DrPauly	i won a race	8
Real Texan	gg	2
mooninjune	gg kid d	5
ZClub	Damn, I missed my own bustout hand; gotta get a new chipmunk for the computer	Observer
KidDynamite4	coup de grace	Observer
Blue123	fatal flaw = lettin pauly get chips	6
LFISBRTL	what about that 72 vs qq one legged race?	3
TNSpaceman	doh.	9
IndomacK	come back with a vengeance next week	Observer
Real Texan	gg spacey	2
Blue123	gg	6
DrPauly	gg SPACEMAN	8
mooninjune	gg spaceman	5
MSeasons	what’s up indo?	Observer
DrPauly	tell Mrs. S i said hello!	8
TNSpaceman	i will do that	Observer
TNSpaceman	i may see you at 4:20 ET	Observer
IndomacK	what up	Observer
DrPauly	word	8
RiverDan72	chop?	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
LFISBRTL	thats a normal raise size	3
Real Texan	whachutalkin bout willis	2
DrPauly	asscouck, doucheballs	8
DrPauly	vote for obama	8
DrPauly	no boom boom with soul brotha	8
Real Texan	i’m voting for chops	2
LFISBRTL	to beaucoup	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	that’s a fine speciem of alabama rattlesnake	8
DrPauly	hey michele, did u find out what a twink is yet?	8
LFISBRTL	lmao	3
Real Texan	i can’t google when focusing on chatting!	2
Real Texan	ok, hang on	2
Real Texan	thats it?	2
Real Texan	just a gay guy?	2
KidDynamite4	not that there’s anything wrong with that	Observer
Real Texan	lol	2
DrPauly	lol	8
LFISBRTL	no of course not	3
Real Texan	especially when they are neat and tidy	2
LFISBRTL	what someone wants to do in their spare time is none of my business	3
LFISBRTL	gg	3
Real Texan	gg	2
Blue123	nh	Observer
IndomacK	ayaa	Observer
mooninjune	gg amy	5
Blue123	gg	Observer
DrPauly	gg AMY	8
Real Texan	does this mean i’m the last woman sitting?	2
IndomacK	bubble time Dan	Observer
LFISBRTL	carry over ftw	3
IndomacK	for real, will make next week dope	Observer
MSeasons	showell….what up	Observer
IndomacK	yo	Observer
LFISBRTL	NH SIRS	3
IndomacK	who is this?	Observer
MSeasons	coles	Observer
IndomacK	ahh	Observer
IndomacK	whats up man, how goes it?	Observer
IndomacK	grinding?	Observer
MSeasons	getting killed on many tables	Observer
IndomacK	haha	Observer
Real Texan	quiet it in here without kd	2
DrPauly	booo	8
KidDynamite4	hey michele	Observer
KidDynamite4	can i ask you something?	Observer
Real Texan	sure	2
KidDynamite4	what is the maximum age for a Cougar Cub?	Observer
Real Texan	now, that’s the question of the hour	2
IndomacK	ship it	Observer
LFISBRTL	sick	3
mooninjune	gg	Observer
Real Texan	gg	2
IndomacK	zomg	Observer
IndomacK	wrecking crew	Observer
Real Texan	gg	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg	3
IndomacK	cmon Pauly	Observer
Real Texan	i don’t know kid	Observer
KidDynamite4	depends on what?	Observer
KidDynamite4	sharp wit?	Observer
Real Texan	i guess the age of the woman	Observer
Real Texan	i’m 37	Observer
Real Texan	my husband is 56	Observer
Real Texan	36	Observer
KidDynamite4	oh	Observer
KidDynamite4	ok	Observer
MSeasons	this is cool	Observer
LFISBRTL	should i play?	3
IndomacK	somebody phone Pauly	Observer
MSeasons	fun to watch	Observer
IndomacK	just wait for a sec	Observer
Real Texan	YES	Observer
KidDynamite4	RAPE him!	Observer
KidDynamite4	pauly i mean…	Observer
IndomacK	I think hes working	Observer
IndomacK	hmmm	Observer
Real Texan	everyone has a diff opinion on the subject	Observer
o-hole-ne	very cool to wait	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on	Observer
IndomacK	there he is	Observer
KidDynamite4	did you SEE what he did to me?!	Observer
KidDynamite4	i will never be the same!	Observer
ZClub	He’s ba k	Observer
IndomacK	lol	Observer
DrPauly	ok lets do it	8
KidDynamite4	pauly.. you owe Dan a thanks…	Observer
Real Texan	he’s back	Observer
DrPauly	THANKS!	8
RiverDan72	i so wouldn’t have waited	Observer
DrPauly	for waiting for me	8
change1OO	gooooooooo Pauly!!	Observer
KidDynamite4	he waited for you	Observer
Real Texan	it’s JUST DO IT	Observer
DrPauly	fellow poker media – undestands my plight	8
IndomacK	Dan, wheres the killer instinct?	Observer
LFISBRTL	no worries	3
change1OO	take it down, love	Observer
DrPauly	great sportsmanship	8
DrPauly	i apprecitae it	8
KidDynamite4	just for the record, Pauly, i told him to rape you	Observer
KidDynamite4	at the table only….	Observer
LFISBRTL		3
Real Texan	some think the woman has to be really old	Observer
DrPauly	i could use a nice ass pounding	8
IndomacK	so minimum $300 rolled over to enxt week	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on over	Observer
Real Texan	FIND A TWIRK	Observer
DrPauly	twink	8
KidDynamite4	west village.. i’m just chilling out, blogging about the event	Observer
KidDynamite4	twirk… lolol	Observer
Real Texan	oh right	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
Real Texan	twink, twirk, twerp	Observer
Real Texan	TINKERBELL	Observer
IndomacK	hey KD, I put up a quick post you can link to at PL.com	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m all over it matt	Observer
IndomacK	werd	Observer
RiverDan72	really pauly waited for me?	Observer
LFISBRTL	my other 8 games are suffering for this hu battle	3
LFISBRTL		3
KidDynamite4	FINISH HIM!	Observer
IndomacK	move in for the kill	Observer
KidDynamite4	“i want him OUT of COMMISSION!”	Observer
IndomacK	gamble like a muthabitch	Observer
Real Texan	u should call this wcoop event Z	Observer
KidDynamite4	i can’t believe i’m railing a freeroll…	Observer
Real Texan	me too lol	Observer
Real Texan	change where are you	Observer
KidDynamite4	new personal low.	Observer
RiverDan72	when’s the next game?	Observer
KidDynamite4	next week	Observer
IndomacK	next week, same time	Observer
KidDynamite4	i hear it’s turbo	Observer
Real Texan	when u r sleeping	Observer
KidDynamite4	do you better wake up earlier or you will miss it	Observer
KidDynamite4	so	Observer
IndomacK	I’m working on getting the right structure	Observer
IndomacK	we’ll see	Observer
Real Texan	maybe if you win you could buy an alarm clock	Observer
RodrionRh	WHOS GONNA WIN	Observer
KidDynamite4	is it possible to play Indian poker online?	Observer
RodrionRh	this is it	Observer
Real Texan	yo matt wheres the link	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh i have a straight?!	3
IndomacK	the link..I emailed it out earlier I think	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
Real Texan	yep got it	Observer
DrPauly	om like, he checked a staright	8
IndomacK	but its the last post on pokerlistings.com/blog	Observer
DrPauly	nh	8
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
RodrionRh	pauly hes gonna win	Observer
KidDynamite4	wow michele	Observer
IndomacK	CMON	Observer
LFISBRTL	ive won 30/70s wit les	3
KidDynamite4	i just noticed that i’m actually CERTIFIED on your site as an award winning smartass	Observer
IndomacK	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	Observer
RodrionRh	WTF	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
KidDynamite4	holy cow	Observer
DrPauly	RIVERSTARS	8
LFISBRTL	that was a roller coaster	3
change1OO	gogogogogo	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
KidDynamite4	Pauly is a superuser…	Observer
KidDynamite4	clearly	Observer
ZClub	abuser	Observer
LFISBRTL	user 363?	3
KidDynamite4	user 420	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on… too easy	Observer
DrPauly		8
RodrionRh	LFISBRTL gonna win	Observer
Real Texan	kid, i told you that earlier	Observer
KidDynamite4	hey michele	Observer
KidDynamite4	i didn’t know.. just saw your blog.. i thought you were just commenting on my chat	Observer
Real Texan	pauly, thanks for spelling my name right	Observer
KidDynamite4	michele – did you crush it at the WSOP? or was that Tiffany Michele?	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
DrPauly	you’re welcome Mesheel Luois	8
KidDynamite4	i’m so confused	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
Real Texan	i didn’t do well this year but have a few cashes	Observer
Real Texan	it’s louis	Observer
change1OO	and a final table…	Observer
Real Texan	ok, ok easy now	Observer
change1OO	she’s being modest	Observer
Real Texan	youre being kind	Observer
change1OO		Observer
RodrionRh	its the doom	Observer
Real Texan		Observer
Real Texan	it didn’t count it was LIMIT	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
Real Texan	but better than the ladies event	Observer
Real Texan	one notch up	Observer
LFISBRTL	zuh?	3
LFISBRTL	im going to hit a flop one day	3
LFISBRTL	i know it	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	i hope not	8
IndomacK	switch to god mode……now	Observer
KidDynamite4	i feel like the slow kid in school…	Observer
KidDynamite4	michele – don’t tell me you’re a Cougar because of U. H.	Observer
KidDynamite4	….	Observer
KidDynamite4	i thought it was because you liked younger men!	Observer
IndomacK	nice work Pauly	Observer
DrPauly	phi slamma jamma	8
DrPauly	ty	8
Real Texan	YOU are one of the few to catch that	Observer
DrPauly	my event is ona break	8
Real Texan	Love phi slamma jamma	Observer
KidDynamite4	just read your blog	Observer
DrPauly	clyde	8
KidDynamite4	i am seriously the Slow Kid right now	Observer
LFISBRTL	facepalm	3
Real Texan	bought time	Observer
Real Texan	love the gldie	Observer
Real Texan	glide	Observer
KidDynamite4	i have the Clyde the Glide dream team olympic jersey	Observer
Real Texan	right now i have a vision of pauly	Observer
DrPauly	heh, i used tohave his jersey when he was on teh jailblazers	8
KidDynamite4	my world has been shattered today… first pauly HAMMERS me	Observer
KidDynamite4	then i find out Michele is a Cougar because of U.H.	Observer
KidDynamite4	what next… no santa?	Observer
DrPauly	ooops	8
DrPauly	nh	8
IndomacK	oh snap	Observer
LFISBRTL	ty	3
Real Texan	i have a signed pic of barkley glide and hakeem	Observer
RiverDan72	barkley glide?	Observer
RiverDan72	that sounds dirty	Observer
Real Texan	barkley, the glide	Observer
Real Texan	ha	Observer
RiverDan72	gotta get me some barkley-glide	Observer
KidDynamite4	so matt	Observer
RodrionRh	this is gonna take foreeeeeeeeeeeeever	Observer
KidDynamite4	what do i win?	Observer
Real Texan	PL hat	Observer
IndomacK	gggamble	Observer
RiverDan72	go america!	Observer
KidDynamite4	“America – F*** YEAH!”	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m also singing the South Park Movie Theme: Blame Canada	Observer
KidDynamite4	picture it	Observer
DrPauly	i like canadians	8
KidDynamite4	sitting at my pc in my boxers	Observer
LFISBRTL	ya we arent so bad	3
IndomacK	ugh	Observer
RiverDan72	need some barkley-glide?	Observer
KidDynamite4	meh eh	Observer
LFISBRTL	canadia	3
LFISBRTL	heck yes	3
KidDynamite4	will you nits PLEASE finish this so i can finish my blog post and get on with my life?	Observer
Real Texan	maybe u were late because you were using barkley glide?	Observer
KidDynamite4	pauly – i demand a copy of Gigli	Observer
KidDynamite4	and how come we don’t hang out?	Observer
DrPauly	u can get it used on amazon for $2	8
RiverDan72	i was actually sleeping … with my computer less than 2-feet from my head	Observer
RiverDan72	but it didn’t wake me up for some reason	Observer
IndomacK	here we go	Observer
Real Texan	u were sleeping with your computer?	Observer
RiverDan72	um yeah, is that bad?	Observer
DrPauly	computer is code for thai hooker	8
DrPauly	ACE	8
LFISBRTL	gl me	3
IndomacK	uh oh	Observer
LFISBRTL	5	3
LFISBRTL	sick	3
LFISBRTL	same hand	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
RiverDan72	no, it’s code for computer.	Observer
IndomacK	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	Observer
LFISBRTL	same as your jj hand	3
IndomacK	ayaa	Observer
Real Texan	oh are u sure it’s not twink	Observer
RiverDan72	and thaiwhore.com … but still	Observer
KidDynamite4	matt	Observer
KidDynamite4	do i win the bad beat award?	Observer
KidDynamite4	SHIP IT!	Observer
IndomacK	I’ll have to look over it	Observer
DrPauly	yeah that was ugly	8
DrPauly	like asscock ugly	8
KidDynamite4	doucheball ugly	Observer
DrPauly	hey matt, who is coming to borgata from your crew	8
Real Texan	i prefer the term cockass	Observer
Real Texan	kokass	Observer
DrPauly	asscock i smy favorite, that and pandaclit	8
RiverDan72	sidebet on who can come up with the best uncensored phrase?	Observer
RiverDan72	asscunt	Observer
KidDynamite4	dickeater	Observer
IndomacK	wow	Observer
LFISBRTL	run better	3
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
RiverDan72	cunty	Observer
Real Texan	cockajuice	Observer
DrPauly	jesus	8
change1OO	fagotron	Observer
DrPauly	BAD BEAT SATURDAY	8
KidDynamite4	holy cow	Observer
Real Texan	assjuicecock	Observer
KidDynamite4	cocksmoker	Observer
KidDynamite4	polesmoker	Observer
LFISBRTL	heh lost another 70/30 at the same time	3
change1OO	michele wins	Observer
DrPauly	jizzolicious	8
Real Texan	ha	Observer
KidDynamite4	hey change..	Observer
LFISBRTL	though the other one i actually care about	3
Real Texan	asspoopcock	Observer
KidDynamite4	what the fk was ***otron?	Observer
change1OO	faggotron	Observer
change1OO	phagotron	Observer
KidDynamite4	i am lost….	Observer
KidDynamite4	oh	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
Real Texan	fagsass	Observer
KidDynamite4	buttpounder	Observer
change1OO	they allow that one on full tilt	Observer
Real Texan	phagsass	Observer
KidDynamite4	cumguzzler	Observer
Real Texan	TWINKARSE	Observer
KidDynamite4	sorry… i win	Observer
DrPauly	Twinkclit	8
KidDynamite4	lololol	Observer
change1OO	assjuicecock was pretty good too	Observer
Real Texan	twinkadoodledoodoo	Observer
DrPauly	lickalotapus	8
KidDynamite4	this is without a doubt my new favorite game… censorship beater	Observer
Real Texan	i liked assjuicecock	Observer
LFISBRTL	kk	3
LFISBRTL		3
LFISBRTL	super user	3
Real Texan	cunninlinguist	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	2-3	8
KidDynamite4	I am a cunningn linguist!	Observer
Real Texan	beavertwinkass	Observer
RiverDan72	beavercock	Observer
KidDynamite4	cockgobbler	Observer
Real Texan	this is so bad	Observer
RiverDan72	(lesbian term)	Observer
KidDynamite4	assmuncher	Observer
RiverDan72	blumpkin	Observer
Real Texan	i’m feeling ocd	Observer
change1OO	cockwizard	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	xxxwizard	Observer
RiverDan72	cumontits	Observer
DrPauly	so, we’re even now — is chopping allowed or is that uncouth?	8
o-hole-ne	oooFooooUooooCooooKoooo	Observer
Real Texan	Twinkanolikapuzze	Observer
LFISBRTL	i put on my robe and wizard cap	3
KidDynamite4	chops are for pussies	Observer
LFISBRTL	cant chop	3
IndomacK	well, its up to you guys	Observer
DrPauly	ok	8
LFISBRTL	i cant win the money	3
RodrionRh	this is taking on and on and on	Observer
DrPauly	OH	8
IndomacK	but yeah, they are for pussies	Observer
LFISBRTL	so if i win its carried over	3
DrPauly	i see	8
RodrionRh	lol	Observer
DrPauly	gotcha	8
KidDynamite4	whoa!!!!!!!!!!!	Observer
RiverDan72	go canada!	Observer
KidDynamite4	go DAN!	Observer
DrPauly	so im freerollin	8
KidDynamite4	CaNaDA!	Observer
DrPauly	gotcha	8
Real Texan	I can take over	Observer
LFISBRTL	ill let you win and you can ship to me via player transfer	3
LFISBRTL		3
KidDynamite4	not really freerolling….	Observer
DrPauly	i will win this for Sarah Palin and the Religious Right	8
KidDynamite4	pauly, i have to admit, everyone is against you now	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	GO DAN!	Observer
LFISBRTL	jk that wouldnt be right	3
Real Texan	No, then he will be considered the amarillo of media	Observer
RiverDan72	michele just suggested something wrong	Observer
Real Texan	so i should take over or call chops	Observer
IndomacK	I’m with you Pauly, do it up	Observer
DrPauly	amarillo slim? i like young girls, but….	8
change1OO	I’m not against you, love, though I might be the only one now!	Observer
Real Texan	what?	Observer
RiverDan72	multiaccounter!	Observer
IndomacK	ship it like a mo	Observer
DrPauly	nh	8
RiverDan72	cockinass	Observer
Real Texan	better than collusion	Observer
RodrionRh	kickasshand	Observer
Real Texan	twinkhand	Observer
KidDynamite4	lickasshard	Observer
RodrionRh	bitasshit	Observer
RiverDan72	nice!	Observer
DrPauly	ballsack	8
RiverDan72	rimjob!	Observer
KidDynamite4	tittyslammer	Observer
KidDynamite4	anallingus	Observer
DrPauly	assclit	8
RodrionRh	bonerasshole	Observer
KidDynamite4	i hope i’m invited back	Observer
RiverDan72	urethra	Observer
RodrionRh	boneshitload	Observer
RodrionRh	vagina	Observer
RodrionRh	you cant say vagina?	Observer
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
Real Texan	twinkleteabag	Observer
RiverDan72	i like that one michele.	Observer
o-hole-ne	nipplebosumhairpie	Observer
Real Texan	or	Observer
Real Texan	teabagatwinktoday	Observer
RodrionRh	kickvaginahand	Observer
Real Texan	uh, yes, we’re having a special on teabagtwinks	Observer
RodrionRh	why must it be only joined	Observer
RiverDan72	vagina	Observer
RodrionRh	ass	Observer
RodrionRh	kickass	Observer
LFISBRTL	nh	3
RodrionRh	now its inverted	Observer
change1OO	nh	Observer
IndomacK	this is a war of attrition, as Joe Rogan would say	Observer
RiverDan72	i am a little curious about who the non-playing observers of this freeroll are	Observer
IndomacK	some people from our office	Observer
o-hole-ne	<—-loser	Observer
RodrionRh	the end?	Observer
Real Texan	they are non playing observers, duh	Observer
IndomacK	and your gangs of rabid fans of course	Observer
RodrionRh	not the end	Observer
DrPauly	yikes	8
change1OO	and they’re all watching us swear?	Observer
IndomacK	I guess, I wouldn’t worrry about it	Observer
DrPauly	man this is insane	8
Real Texan	HOLY Twinklestink!!!!	Observer
KidDynamite4	cuntgobbler	Observer
IndomacK	lol	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	twatsucker	Observer
KidDynamite4	oooh!!! i win again!	Observer
RiverDan72	ejaculation	Observer
KidDynamite4	am i the only one who laughs when a word like that comes up uncensored?	Observer
IndomacK	Dan likes the real words best	Observer
KidDynamite4	seriously, i am ACTUALLY laughing out loud	Observer
KidDynamite4	my wife is wondering wtf i am doing	Observer
RodrionRh	the end now	Observer
RiverDan72	ejaculation?	Observer
DrPauly	A-2	8
DrPauly	nh	8
RodrionRh	not the end	Observer
RiverDan72	jism	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
IndomacK	nail that coffin shut dan	Observer
LFISBRTL	this has been grueling	3
DrPauly	im sure im breaking several NJ gaming commision laws playing online poker on the floor of the borgata	8
LFISBRTL	but you haave won our hearts	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	i am like that retard in LIFE GOES ON	8
DrPauly	call me corky	8
o-hole-ne	light up a fatty and get in some real trouble	Observer
RodrionRh	ejaculation	Observer
DrPauly	you can say asscock but not REETARD	8
change1OO	you can’t say retard?	Observer
RodrionRh	is not censored and why vagina isn’t	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh im sorry	3
RodrionRh	v agina	Observer
change1OO	that’s retarded	Observer
LFISBRTL	i thought this was america	3
DrPauly	nice call	8
change1OO	booooooooooooo	Observer
KidDynamite4	vagtastic	Observer
RodrionRh	its orasmic	Observer
RodrionRh	orgasmic	Observer
RodrionRh	orgasm	Observer
LFISBRTL	ty	3
RiverDan72	necrophilia	Observer
RodrionRh	cowshit	Observer
RodrionRh	bullshit	Observer
KidDynamite4	doggydick	Observer
RodrionRh	bullass	Observer
RiverDan72	LOL	Observer
KidDynamite4	lolol	Observer
RodrionRh	bulldick	Observer
RodrionRh	dickfuck	Observer
RodrionRh	dickbull	Observer
RodrionRh	bullfuck	Observer
DrPauly	jizzclitasscumstain	8
KidDynamite4	superuser	Observer
KidDynamite4	he can even type dirty words	Observer
RiverDan72	pauly, you are so good with words	Observer
KidDynamite4	not fair	Observer
LFISBRTL	were all going to get our chat banned	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
LFISBRTL	gl	3
DrPauly	2	8
DrPauly	2	8
RiverDan72	the sang!	Observer
DrPauly	2	8
RodrionRh	no way	Observer
DrPauly	or a 9	8
KidDynamite4	oh my	Observer
LFISBRTL	standard	3
KidDynamite4	come on	Observer
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
RodrionRh	not ending	Observer
KidDynamite4	SUPERUSER!	Observer
RodrionRh	WTF	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
RodrionRh	SUPERUSER	Observer
IndomacK	crazy	Observer
Real Texan	isn’t there a book called 9 on the river?	Observer
DrPauly	HOLD	8
LFISBRTL	hiya	3
LFISBRTL	8	3
change1OO	ooh	Observer
LFISBRTL	lots	3
LFISBRTL	dskljg’	3
RodrionRh	not really ending	Observer
LFISBRTL	how do you dodge	3
IndomacK	aay	Observer
DrPauly	wow, i can dodge bullets baby	8
KidDynamite4	dan is on tilt	Observer
change1OO	nice sweat there on the turn	Observer
KidDynamite4	bajungi tilt	Observer
Real Texan	can’t touch this	Observer
LFISBRTL	tilt over a tournament i cant even win money on	3
LFISBRTL	haha	3
KidDynamite4	I am on tilt just WATCHING this	Observer
DrPauly	my arsehole shrivled up like michalski walking down hollywood blvd	8
LFISBRTL	haha	3
change1OO	______________	Observer
RodrionRh	this has to be the mos dodgy tourney i have ever saw	Observer
RiverDan72	that’s what the barkley-glide is for	Observer
RodrionRh	-_-	Observer
RodrionRh	-^-	Observer
RiverDan72	gloryhole	Observer
DrPauly	im having fun	8
RodrionRh	the break?	Observer
IndomacK	oh no	Observer
RodrionRh	oh noes	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh god	3
LFISBRTL	no break	3
LFISBRTL	please	3
RiverDan72	awesome	Observer
IndomacK	this is ridiculous	Observer
RodrionRh	they managed to get the break	Observer
KidDynamite4	see dan.. you NEVER should have shown mercy!	Observer
LFISBRTL	i know	3
DrPauly	ok lemme do some work for 3 min	8
DrPauly	brb	8
mooninjune	take this time to think about all you’ve accomplished	Observer
mooninjune		Observer
KidDynamite4	you could have finished it while Pauly was smoking a J last time!	Observer
RodrionRh	it should have ended already ppl here are on superpowerz	Observer
RiverDan72	anyone else watching saudi arabia vs. iran?	Observer
KidDynamite4	if he’s not back in 4 min blind him out!	Observer
RodrionRh	the dealer is on drunking mode enabled	Observer
KidDynamite4	saudi arabia v Iran WW3?	Observer
KidDynamite4	or soccer?	Observer
RiverDan72	soccer	Observer
RiverDan72	is it wrong for me to be rooting for iran?	Observer
KidDynamite4	nah	Observer
LFISBRTL	i am on megatilt	3
Real Texan	pauly used to work somewhere with a gloryhole	Observer
LFISBRTL	my other tournaments are going poorly	3
DrPauly	i used to manage a porn shop	8
RiverDan72	is that true?	Observer
DrPauly	called the Booty Shack	8
DrPauly	true story	8
DrPauly	no jizz mopping	8
KidDynamite4	hey pauly -	Observer
DrPauly	y	8
RiverDan72	did you ever have to work “overtime”?	Observer
KidDynamite4	did you know the pink pussycat closed?	Observer
DrPauly	Wha?	8
KidDynamite4	pu$$y cat	Observer
DrPauly	no way	8
KidDynamite4	on W 4th	Observer
KidDynamite4	u know it?	Observer
KidDynamite4	SERIOUS sign of a bad economy when p0rn shops close	Observer
DrPauly	i used to buy charlie around the corner	8
Real Texan	dan, didn’t u read the pauly interview	Observer
LFISBRTL	i did not	3
KidDynamite4	they are the only ones who are immune to business cycles	Observer
RiverDan72	please, like i read	Observer
KidDynamite4	u bot in Wash Sq?	Observer
DrPauly	wow… i guess the rent is too high and people get porn fromt he intertubes	8
KidDynamite4	yeah	Observer
Real Texan	well, you read pokerati	Observer
DrPauly	McDougal, next to mamoons	8
KidDynamite4	love it	Observer
RiverDan72	(and that q as about the gloryhole — i knew about the porn shop)	Observer
KidDynamite4	tell me the guys in Wash Sq are all undercover…	Observer
KidDynamite4	they HAVE to be right?	Observer
RiverDan72	i read MOST of pokerati	Observer
DrPauly	now? yeah	8
DrPauly	in the 90s? no way	8
KidDynamite4	ok	Observer
DrPauly	pre-guiliana	8
RiverDan72	but there’s just so much less worth reading on it without you michele!	Observer
KidDynamite4	they are right in your face… are undercover guys allowed to offer it to you?	Observer
KidDynamite4	isn’t that entrapment or something?	Observer
DrPauly	fyi, Saturdays w/ Dr Pauly starts in 10 mins	8
KidDynamite4	where do you live pauly?	Observer
DrPauly	now?	8
KidDynamite4	y	Observer
IndomacK	gl guys	Observer
DrPauly	out of my backpack	8
DrPauly	sort of in LA	8
RodrionRh	gl	Observer
KidDynamite4	how often are you in NYC?	Observer
DrPauly	thants where my girlfriend lives	8
RodrionRh	the dealer is drunk	Observer
DrPauly	im in NYC one every few months	8
KidDynamite4	ohhh… “girlfriend”… change….	Observer
KidDynamite4	shoot me a text when you are in town	Observer
DrPauly	ill be back on Sept 20	8
DrPauly	its my b-day going to LAST ever yankees game	8
DrPauly	ay y ankee stadium	8
KidDynamite4	nice	Observer
DrPauly	maybe we can get a drink afterwards	8
KidDynamite4	sure	Observer
KidDynamite4	you’ll be HAMMERED	Observer
DrPauly	u live UWS?	8
RiverDan72	female ejaculation	Observer
KidDynamite4	w village	Observer
KidDynamite4	nh michalski	Observer
DrPauly	ahhh	8
RodrionRh	fcking flop	Observer
RiverDan72	autoerotic asphyxiation	Observer
Real Texan	ah thanks dan	Observer
RodrionRh	fvcking flop	Observer
KidDynamite4	i will buy you some sort of girly shot… like a lemon drop	Observer
RiverDan72		Observer
KidDynamite4	facial	Observer
RodrionRh	uck	Observer
DrPauly	i like my scotch like my women… black with two sugars	8
KidDynamite4	reacharound	Observer
KidDynamite4	i like my beer like i like my women… pale and flat	Observer
RiverDan72	seriously, this cussing game would make a good journo101 lesson	Observer
IndomacK	ground up and stored in the freezer	Observer
RodrionRh	luck has no fvck on it while fuck is fucked up	Observer
RiverDan72	lovemaking	Observer
Real Texan	www.dirtypokerchat.com	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m registering that now	Observer
DrPauly	how many hands have we played heads up?	8
RodrionRh	what’s that supposed to mean?	Observer
LFISBRTL	tons	3
Real Texan	1 beeeeelio n	Observer
DrPauly	this is carzy	8
DrPauly	migth be the longest ive ever played	8
RiverDan72	pauly already has dirtypokerchat.blogspot.com	Observer
DrPauly	and dirtypokerchat.ca	8
LFISBRTL	superuser fold again	3
RiverDan72	go canada!	Observer
LFISBRTL	qq	3
DrPauly	im pulling in 5 fugures.month w/ that one	8
ZClub	WOw! you guys still at it	Observer
DrPauly	i wont die	8
Real Texan	i have it in .org	Observer
LFISBRTL	pauly runs like god	3
RodrionRh	this is insanely insane	Observer
DrPauly	i suck out	8
RodrionRh	the end?	Observer
mooninjune	just did quick count	Observer
LFISBRTL	comitted sir	3
mooninjune	132 hands heads up	Observer
RodrionRh	payly vluff	Observer
DrPauly	lol, shamus is the MAN	8
RiverDan72	the batface saying of 2008 is “it feels good to run good”	Observer
RodrionRh	no way	Observer
LFISBRTL	6aces in a row	3
RodrionRh	this is getting bad	Observer
DrPauly	133	8
LFISBRTL	card rack	3
mooninjune	1 hand of 3-handed	Observer
Real Texan	moon you spoke again1	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on Canada	Observer
mooninjune	the moon has spoken	Observer
KidDynamite4	finish him	Observer
Real Texan	moon won best phil collins update	Observer
RiverDan72	taint	Observer
KidDynamite4	suckmyballs	Observer
mooninjune	i’d like to thank phil, of course… genesis…	Observer
RodrionRh	ok 3 more turns	Observer
LFISBRTL	coose to having to call any 2	3
KidDynamite4	blowjob	Observer
LFISBRTL	close*	3
RodrionRh	blow job	Observer
Real Texan	i feel it in the night	Observer
LFISBRTL	gl	3
KidDynamite4	ahhhhhhhhh	Observer
DrPauly	keep it kosher	8
IndomacK	cmon	Observer
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg	3
KidDynamite4	!!!!!!!!	Observer
DrPauly	boooooo	8
RodrionRh	WWW	Observer
change1OO	noooooooooo	Observer
IndomacK	boooyakasha	Observer
KidDynamite4	finallllly	Observer
KidDynamite4	congrats dan	Observer
IndomacK	nice one Dan	Observer
DrPauly	Great game DAN	Observer
IndomacK	gg	Observer
IndomacK	everyone	Observer
RodrionRh	booyakasha you cant say that	Observer
RiverDan72	thank you	Observer
change1OO	gg pauly	Observer
Real Texan	GG	Observer
mooninjune	gg y’all	Observer
DrPauly	cograts, tahnks for hosting PokerListings	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg all	Observer
RodrionRh	i mean you can say that	Observer
RiverDan72	oh, wait, i thought you were talking about my phrases …	Observer
IndomacK	so yeah	Observer
Real Texan	hey anyone want to meet up on aim for a beer	Observer
change1OO	this was quite entertaining	Observer
IndomacK	ood stuff	Observer
Real Texan	kidding	Observer
LFISBRTL	sick hu	Observer
Real Texan	thanks matt!!!	Observer
andynelson	next time, Pauly	Observer
LFISBRTL	grueling	Observer
IndomacK	$600 CARRY OVER	Observer
RodrionRh	see you next time	Observer
RiverDan72	next week, bitches	Observer
change1OO	thanks matt and dan	Observer
RodrionRh	bitches	Observer
IndomacK	so yeah, ship it to the next event	Observer
LFISBRTL	cheers	Observer
IndomacK	no worries, talk to you guys soon	Observer
Real Texan	and teh bounties	Observer
Real Texan	booties	Observer
IndomacK	yep	Observer
IndomacK	michele you get one	Observer
Real Texan	sweet	Observer
IndomacK	no one collects on Dan	Observer
Real Texan	darn	Observer
Real Texan	peace out	Observer
IndomacK	peace to the middle east	Observer
IndomacK	byee	Observer
KidDynamite4	thanks matt	Observer