Posts Tagged ‘poker-poetry’

December 4, 2012

Ode to the WPBT

A poker player's lament or poker blogger's awesome!?!

I was too drunk to remember my cards, but I remember for a fact (after a night at the Sherwood Forest bar in the Excalibur hotel) that I had laid a perfect trap with my flush (or maybe it was two-pair) and Bill Rini got lucky on the river to take my stack and send me home defeated … like literally with no more money.

That was at a cash game in 2005 (or maybe 2006?) during one of the earlier WPBT weekends.

The World Poker Blogger Tour held its 9th annual Winter Classic tournament this past weekend, at Aria. The $125 no-limit hold’em tournament (complete with lasts-longer bets, team competition, and inside-jokey booby prizes) is technically what brings everyone to town. But the WPBT is so much more — an event that spreads across the entire Las Vegas Valley for a long weekend. It’s the drinking, and golf, and this year hiking around Red Rock Canyon, and drinking, and fancy meals and dive bars, and mixed games, and more drinking, and gambling in the pits, and the occasional hookup of course, and more drinking … I think they’re mighta been a marriage or two linked to the WPBT, and even a couple divorces.

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Posted by at 1:00 pm

January 27, 2009

Tuesday Pokery Poetry

Gamblers All
Charles Bukowski, 1920-1994

sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think,
I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside
remembering all the times you’ve felt that way, and
you walk to the bathroom, do your toilet, see that face
in the mirror, oh my oh my oh my, but you comb your hair anyway,
get into your street clothes, feed the cats, fetch the
newspaper of horror, place it on the coffee table, kiss your
wife goodbye, and then you are backing the car out into life itself,
like millions of others you enter the arena once more.

you are on the freeway threading through traffic now,
moving both towards something and towards nothing at all as you punch
the radio on and get Mozart, which is something, and you will somehow
get through the slow days and the busy days and the dull
days and the hateful days and the rare days, all both so delightful
and so disappointing because
we are all so alike and so different.

you find the turn-off, drive through the most dangerous
part of town, feel momentarily wonderful as Mozart works
his way into your brain and slides down along your bones and
out through your shoes.

it’s been a tough fight worth fighting
as we all drive along
betting on another day.

Posted by at 8:57 am

December 11, 2008

RE: Poker vs. Pie

Tales from the Mother Goose home game

While doing an image search for poker and pie, I came across this delightful-yet-forgotten Mother Goose b-side about poker … and pie:

(From Gutenberg.org)



THE TARTS

The Queen of Hearts,
She made some tarts,
All on a summer’s day;
The Knave of Hearts,
He stole the tarts,
And took them clean away.

The King of Hearts
Called for the tarts,
And beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of Hearts
Brought back the tarts,
And vowed he’d steal no more.

Posted by at 3:49 pm

April 27, 2007

Fresh Poetry For The WPT

And so it be that Paul Lee
Has led the final six to be on TV
Playing strong after sitting so long
A sigh of relief now that Hellmuth is gone

With Carlos, Guy, Kirk, Mike & Tim
Playing today for a 3.9 Million win
It’s Day 6, you see at the WPT
And favored to win is the new guy Paul Lee

BTW, Kirk Morrison won the Jennifer Harman event.

And Guy Laliberte is the founder of Cirque de Soleil.

Posted by at 8:57 am