Was gettin’ all geared up for an exciting #FollowFriday when I got this reminder of how much things have changed. Alas …

But hey, I’ll always have this bit of inspiration — recorded during the 2006 WPBT Winter Classic, shortly after passage of the UIGEA … a time when Twitter hardly existed and I believed, along with Phil Hellmuth, that poker’s future was in ringtones:

Oliver Tse poker future

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Awesome. Now Karridy, Tom, SitNGo Steve and I will be alerted when we get calls that should be instantly sent to voicemail/”ignored”!

*Song is called “Along for the Ride” by Mink Rebellion.

So that left most of us doing what you were doing … following some rather exciting coverage of a relatively unexciting, straightforward final table on PokerNews while listening to play-by-play on Bluff Radio (which was being piped into the media room) while watching live-camera coverage on a flat-screen monitor.

The media room, anytime there was an all-in and a call. CardPlayer decides not to run with the hedline: ESPN blogger violates Rio chair-standing policy

Actually, large-scale LCD screens were sprinkled throughout the hallways and the Amazon itself, so we could watch the overhead cam pretty much anywhere we went. We just couldn’t camp out for more than a few minutes near the real action. But that was fine by me, because we’ll all get to see The Jerry Yang Show soon enough on TV, and the World Series really is about so much more than just poker. As it turned out, there was lots of fun stuff going on away from the table that provided a little insight into how the poker industry really works …

Removal of non-final tables and chairs, for example. Operational logistics can be a hefty load.

And the dismantling of the controversial “poker superstructure.”

I stumbled into these guys while wandering through a back hallway. Oops, sorry about that. Didn’t realize you were filming. Hey, no guns this year?!? Interesting. OK, right, shush, “Take 2!”

The WSOP gift shop was bumpin’ … Lots of merch to get rid of and a clearance sale to boot!

To help facilitate consumer demand, an extra storefront was set up inside the Amazon room. As seems to be WSOP tradition, it feels multiple degrees colder inside on the final day, and sales of hoodies go way up!

Oliver Tse was hard at work throughout the main event. Tom Schneider may have been the 2007 WSOP Player of the Year, but Oliver was clearly the 2007 WSOP Playa of the Year. In his first year as an agent, he had three clients at the final table. Here, two of them are heads-up: [Imagine Oliver voice] “Jerry Yang raises under the gun and Alexander Kravchenko moves all-in from the big blind with pocket threes. Yang calls with KING-QUEEN OFF-SUIT. Flop is eight-clubs, three-hearts, two-spades. Kravchenko flops a set with no straight or flush threats. Yang is drawing dead. Kravchenko doubles up through Yang to eighteen million four hundred thousand tournament chips.”

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Others were busy paying off prop bets. This guy would get about 50 feet inside the Amazon room before security chased him away.

Too bad he didn’t make it to the live webcast stage with Phil Gordon, Ali Nejad, and I’m not sure who the other guy is.

The action was down to four handed on dinner break ….

There was a special VIP shindig inside the Rio’s super-fancy Palazzo Suites.

Sitting around the coffee table with (left to right) Jamie Gold, Chris Ferguson, Devilfish date, Devilfish, and Marcel Luske.

Tom Schneider took advantage of the open bar (stocked with top-shelf liquors) and started pounding Milwaukee’s Best Light. “It’s really not bad,” he tells me. “I can drink this. I’d even say I like it.”

Ahh, so much more relaxed. Here Tom chats it up with Knych Keller, the communications director for Corum watches. “Do you like the bracelets,” she asks.

“I love them,” Tom says.

“How come you aren’t wearing them?”

“Uh, well, you know, I’m not really a jewelry kind of guy.”

“Ah-hah.”

Soon Jeffrey Pollack would join the conversation, at which point Tom, perhaps showing off his skills honed on Beyond the Table (?) would offer a rambly monologue about the greatness of the WSOP compared to the WPT.

The Commish then invites him to serve on the Players Advisory Committee.

“I’d be interested in that,” Tom says.

“Done!” says Pollack. “You’re going to make a fine Player of the Year.”

Then veteran sportscaster Howard David (left, with his wife, Phyllis) would invite Tom to sit in with Robert Williamson providing color commentary on the Bluff Radio broadcast of the final table.

“Done!” says Tom.

Gee, this poker business is easy, he thinks.

Important WSOP ladies Laura Hill, Angele Marshall, and Karen Williamson share a collective gasp: “Hey, who let that Pokerati guy in here?”

Meanwhile, around an outdoor bathtub, Michelle Lau discusses her and Marcel Luske’s new website endeavor with the man behind 3PiggsPoker, an online poker room exclusively for South Africans.

Raymond Rahme is still alive and trying to stay focussed on the task at hand as his friends wander around the private Palazzo Suite pool while draped in a South African flags.

After dinner, all head back to the table, where there is a special ceremony for Tom …

Robert Williamson and somebody really important from Miller Brewing (sorry, didn’t catch his name/title) presenting Tom with a cardboard representation of the $40,000 that goes with being the Milwaukee’s Best Light Player of the Year.

Cards get back in the air, and Donkey Bomber gets prepped for an interview for the live final table video webcast.

Um, Tom … eyes front. Too much glare when you’re looking down.

Apparently once you are on TV people want your autograph.

And Tom (wearing his Corum bracelets now) would begin hearing little voices in his head telling him to win more.

But as the night wore on and action heated up, spectators outside the “arena” were getting cold and tired.

Eventually the table would get to heads-up, featuring Tuan Lam, a short-stacked pro vs. Jerry Yang, chip-dominant amateur for $8.25 million.

By 4 am, Yang had won it all. An inspiration to many — proof that you too can become the World Champion of Poker with neither big-tournament experience nor an online poker account!

And with that, all the fun that was the 2007 WSOP comes to an end.

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