Tao of Fear — Pauly steps away from poker and Phish to take on the real world, a place that turns out to be filled with (very real) mayhem, foreigners, and death … and that’s just Wall Street pre-Libya! There’s a fine line between current events and conspiracy theory … a few pills and maybe a shot of whiskey, too.

Bill’s Blog and Hardboiled Poker — two of the more thoughtful poker blogs out there … well-informed, and always adding something new to the conversation. I never link to Bill Rini or Shamus enough … but hey, following either of these guys is kinda like a subscription to the New Yorker … so much good stuff, just near-impossible to keep up. I have about eight specific posts from each of them waiting to be written up, but usually about 2/3 through, one of them produces a missive that makes me realize the pedantic flaws in whatever I was originally thinking.

Poro Report 2011 — kinda like Drudge, or actually a lot like Drudge … a well-culled link-dump directing you to the most current and relevant bits of poker news and industry convo harvested from around the internet.

LV Fashion Report — Some new sassy blogger chick’s take on Vegas people and all their outerwear is trying to suggest. (With a few sneak peaks at new Vegas properties, too.) I’m pretty sure “Kate Couture” isn’t her real name, but I think I’ve seen her running around Panorama Towers … so obviously she’s got insight into the most pea-cocky of poker players.

J Gary Wise — my fellow 2x award-winning Poker Beat sparring partner seems to be swimming with craziness these days without TPB to give him a wild-rant fix — (I know the feeling) — and thus the ESPN columnist has been spewing out original, semi-intelligent content rather fierce. Sometimes pokery, sometimes not, but either way, Gary is still Gary, and therefore sure to at some point make you wanna punch him.

A Year of Culinary Curiousity — Former Pokerati contrib Jen Newell has a new non-poker blog … about food and cooking and edible bad beats. In a way, it is kinda like a poker blog, as Jen tries to move up in stakes and hone her kitchen game — skill and luck determining results. Glad she decided against calling the site All You Can Eat, Baby!

The Maven Training — If you’re not maximizing your return at the tables, you’re playing suboptimal poker, leaving profits behind. Whether you prefer cash games or tournaments, live or online, be the best at your table by training with accomplished pros. Next boot camp: March 4-6. 10% Pokerati discount here.

The Poker Edge:

Fresh off his trip to the Bahamas for the PokerStar Caribbean Adventure Andrew Feldman and Phil Gordon join forces to discuss the biggest hand of heads-up play from the PCA Main Event. Jeffrey Pollack and Annie Duke join the podcast to discuss the details of their new poker league. You can listen to the entire podcast on ESPN.com, or download it directly via iTunes.

The Poker Room Radio Show:

Want to know what is going on in the Florida poker scene? These guys from the Jax Poker Room bring you the latest happenings in Florida along with some other discussion. This week the guys discuss the upcoming Chad Brown NLHE Championship and the tourneys leading up to the Main Event. They close out the show discussing table pet peeves, one of which is eating at the table. You can catch this weeks show online at The Poker Room Radio Show site.

Gambling Tales Podcast Show:

This is a fairly new podcast out there that has a no frills approach. They get right to the subject on hand without all the normal banter and poker news that can be found on most other podcast. This week “Short-Stacked Shamus” joins the host to discuss the the novel King of a Small World by Rick Bennet. Shamus reads a passage from the book followed by the crew having a short discussion. If you are looking for a short podcast to get you from home to work this would be a great addition. You can either listen to the show on the Gambling Tells Podcast site or download it directly from iTunes.

Seat 1: Daniel Clemente (1,345,000)
Seat 2: Sam Stein (6,145,000)
Seat 3: Thomas Fuller (4,735,000)
Seat 4: “Miami” John Cernuto (1,300,000)
Seat 5: Yunus Jamal (3,940,000)
Seat 6: David Paredes (4,700,000)
Seat 7: Tom “kingsofcards” Marchese (2,370,000)
Seat 8: Eric Blair (1,690,000)

On Thursday, the final table of the $25,000 High Roller Bounty Invitational Shootout will play out, also scheduled to start at 2pm PT. Here’s the final table, with the number of $5,000 bounties each collected:

Scott Seiver (6)
Hoyt Corkins (4)
Faraz Jaka (4)
Joe Cassidy (4)
Brett Richey (3)
Peter Eastgate (2)
Ashton Griffin (2)

Each player earned $75,000 for winning their table, with the last man standing on Thursday pocketing $455,000 in the winner-take-all format. All seven players are also eligible to win an additional $100,000 from PokerStars.net for having the most bounties.

For those looking to follow the action, check out www.pokerstarsblog.com w/ ShortStack Shamus, Jennifer Newell and Otis, or the live reporting over at PokerNews.

Not to be a spoiler, but the closing line features a sound clip from Darvin Moon, with weekend host Guy Raz saying, “That is Darvin Moon, and he’s about as far away as you can get from poker royalty.” That is a funnier line than Raz even realizes, considering Moon’s resistance to all things sponsorship.

Raz does a follow-up the next day, just on Darvin Moon:

For more academic intellect surrounding Cowboys Full: The Story of Poker, check out our favorite new older-than-25 Betfair blogger Shamus’ interview with McManus here.

And for a little low-brow historical perspective on McManus from a pre-Darvin Moon era, here’s my interview with the author of Positively Fifth Street from 2004.

(Yikes, 2004!?!)

But a few other spots on the internet you may not want to forget about this 40th WSOP:

Hardboiled Poker — Shamus is covering the action on-the-felt for PokerNews, but he provides his real analysis of summer life at the Rio at HBP.

BJ’s Photo Blog — a higher level of poker photography.

Poker Shrink — Dr. Tim’s doing “The Poker Mind in Depth”, where he ignores the concept of doctor-patient privacy and takes his couch sessions with Daniel Negreanu, Mike Matusow, and Phil Hellmuth semi-public.

Benjo — If you speak French, you naturally will want your fix of les World Series of Poker from the Frenchiest French guy on media row.

~Without so much as a press release to announce it, it seems that UltimateBet has signed Michael Binger as one of its newest team members. Oh, Michael, you too? Adam Levy has also joined the team, again with no official notice from the UB staff. The news came via Mean Gene’s UB Aruba blog and a picture posted from the welcome party.

~Short-Stacked Shamus gave his take on the recent issue of CardPlayer magazine in which Jeff Shulman said that CP was unaware of Scotty Nguyen’s unsportsmanlike behavior at the 2008 WSOP $50K HORSE event because of restricted media access at the final table. Disingenuous was the word over at Hard-Boiled Poker.

~It seems that the Eastern Europeans love them some internet gambling, and no recession will get in their way. A researcher with Global Betting and Gaming Consultants shows that a steady increase will continue because of favorable broadband and law changes, not to mention the Eastern Europeans’ “propensity to gamble.”

~Evidently, Senator John McCain likes him some gambling, specifically high-limit craps. How negative EV… The New York Times has looked into McCain’s ties to Indian gaming, and the gaming industry in general, and dug up some interesting info about lobbyists and McCain’s connections to them.

~The more I hear about WSOP “November Nine” chipleader Dennis Phillips, the more he seems like a great guy whose inner philanthropist has been able to shine with his $900K take-home money and potential for the $9.1 million first prize. In this episode of PokerRoad Radio released during the Borgata Poker Classic earlier this month, the guys sat down with Phillips and coach Roy Winston (huh?) where he explains that decision and his future plans.

Am live blogging the WCOOP Main Event tonight for PokerStars. I tell [Mrs. Shamus] that Tom is playing.

“What is his name, again?” she asks. “Love handle?”

During current Hold’em session you were dealt 122 hands and saw flop:
- 0 out of 21 times while in big blind (0%)
- 0 out of 22 times while in small blind (0%)
- 2 out of 79 times in other positions (2%)
- a total of 2 out of 122 (1%)
Pots won at showdown – 1 of 2 (50%)
Pots won without showdown – 0

The series of events is called The Run Good Challenge — mad props to our friends at PokerListings for putting it on. 10 independent typists and two professional bloggers from Listings … duking it out in a game of online hungry-hungry hippo for real American cash:

Event 1: NLHE, regular Stars Structure (Sept 6)
Event 2: NLHE, turbo structure (Sept 13)
Event 3: NLHE/PLO, regular structure (Sept 20)
Grand Final: NLHE Deep Stack structure (Sept 27)

For the three prelims the top three spots will pay: $600, $300, $100. Grand final will consist of top five performers from external bloggers plus best of Dan or myself and will pay all six spots: $1,000, $650, $400, $200, $150, $100.

Sweet, no? Be sure to click below for “live” chatlog coverage from the feature table — kinda interesting to see how entertaining poker can be when you eliminate the hands. (And gives you disturbing insight into the sick minds of bloggers competing in a tournament that couldn’t happen at the WSOP without the entire final table being sent to the penalty box.)

Good mishmash times with Amy Calistri, Change 100, Pauly, the Entities from Wicked Chops (um, inverse multi-accounting?), Spaceman, Poker Shrink, Kid Dynamite, Shamus, Michele Lewis, and Matt & Dan from PokerListings.

UPDATE: Wicked Chops were no-shows.

As mentioned, I arrived a little late for this one, despite setting my poker alarm by going to sleep with Stars running a mere two feet from my head. Alas, pacific time, man … had 95 chips with blinds 50/100 when I arrived, waited a few hands and moved in with KQs … King on the river to triple me up … pushed again the next hand with A-10, but ran into Spaceman’s AA and didn’t suck out like i was supposed to. In the end (of Event #1), Pauly got heads-up with PL Dan … and upon learning that the PokerListings guys couldn’t win any money so their cash would be forwarded to the next prize pool we all insta-became big Dan fans … and during their lengthy suck-and-resuck mano-y-mano we did what you would expect any good poker writers to do: We tried to see what cuss words and sexual euphemisms we could get through the PokerStars chatbox censor.

Congrats to PL Dan for taking it down (and carrying it over!) and thanks to him and Matt for making this sort of poker party possible:

USERID	CHAT	SEAT
LFISBRTL	what it do	3
Blue123	hey y’all	6
ZClub	Poker Shrink here	1
LFISBRTL	pl strategy writer dan skolovy here	3
Blue123	amyc here	6
LFISBRTL	just finishing up my other tables	3
Blue123	just got out of my rockin’ .10/.20 razz game	6
ZClub	I assume that Michalski asleep in seat 7	1
Blue123	yeah – Dan can’t really be awake yet	6
Blue123	lol	6
mcornman	what is the password for this event?	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
mcornman	??????	Observer
ZClub	you called it Amy	1
Blue123	you’re going to have to come over me to get his blinds however	6
LFISBRTL	can not confirm or deny any password for this even	3
LFISBRTL	t	3
ZClub	someone is missing	1
ZClub	must be a west coaster	1
LFISBRTL	i think there are a couple people	3
LFISBRTL	free blinds in seat 9 there	3
ZClub	11 signed up but someone is completely awol	1
ZClub	I think it may be the Wicked Chops entry	1
Blue123	naughty girl	6
LFISBRTL	i see how it is	3
LFISBRTL	too busy for free money	3
ZClub	change is too aggressive, its Pauly double accounting	1
ZClub	call the press!	1
LFISBRTL	multi accounting is all the rage these days	3
ZClub	it always is good for a couple of interviews	1
ZClub	damn, observer chat is off, I can’t harrass the other table	1
LFISBRTL	well its on for the guy begging for the pw	3
ZClub	hmm, must be me	1
Blue123	wanted to see that one	6
LFISBRTL	cib	3
RaiCanada	registration closed	Observer
RaiCanada	someone can tell me the password ?	Observer
LFISBRTL	shit i am playing in a bunch of late stage turbos	3
LFISBRTL	almost open shoved the sb there with trash	3
ZClub	lets buy Dan in to a couple of more tables, maybe heads up	1
LFISBRTL	im down	3
RaiCanada	where i can got the password ?	Observer
ZClub	Pauly is playing from the floor of the Borgata that should help	1
ZClub	is WCOOP still going on? change could be working too	1
change1OO	I was up until 7 AM blogging it	4
LFISBRTL	thats brutal	3
TNSpaceman	lookit these crazy people	Observer
ZClub	fast play means more sleep	1
DrPauly	hello all	Observer
Blue123	hey pauly	6
DrPauly	good luck everyone	Observer
ZClub	Hey Dr.	1
Real Texan	hey everyone	Observer
LFISBRTL	howdy	3
Blue123	hey gf	6
LFISBRTL	royal draw	3
mooninjune	good luck peoples	Observer
mooninjune	<– shamalamus	Observer
ZClub	Hey Shamus	1
Blue123	hey	6
mooninjune	spaceman thinks he can take my blinds	Observer
Blue123	i’m such a calling station today	6
TNSpaceman	i can, sometimes	Observer
ZClub	today?	1
Blue123	lol	6
Blue123	I mean they’re not suited or anything today	6
mooninjune	he did with the hammer once	Observer
LFISBRTL	TEN HIGH SHIP	3
ZClub	strong	1
Blue123	sweeeet	6
LFISBRTL	im gonna raise your limp everytime z	3
LFISBRTL	nobody limps my sb with t2	3
ZClub	political talk at the other table, this could get nasty	1
ZClub	yes sir	1
ZClub	I think you are in more danger to the left	1
ZClub	you two like a private room?	1
Blue123	these two love to tangle	6
Blue123	tango	6
ZClub	dance	1
LFISBRTL	nh	3
change1OO	lucky catch	4
LFISBRTL	sick	3
change1OO	aii ya	4
Blue123	yikes	6
change1OO	well that’s what i do on 2 hrs sleep	4
mooninjune	oof	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol the way ive been playing i have to get that in pre everytime	3
ZClub	a little private heads up match over there	1
LFISBRTL	no difference	3
LFISBRTL	only this way my money gets to go in good	3
LFISBRTL	rather than the satisfaction of sucking out	3
Blue123	grrr	6
ZClub	Ah the pokerlistings ringers can’t win the cash	1
LFISBRTL	gr	3
ZClub	no wonder they are so loose	1
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
LFISBRTL	well no	3
LFISBRTL	i always play like this	3
LFISBRTL		3
ZClub	me too	1
ZClub	poorly	1
ZClub	those that can’t do, teach	1
ZClub	those that can’t teach, write about it	1
LFISBRTL	lol	3
ZClub	and if you can’t do either, you manage	1
change1OO	jesus	4
ZClub	change, you guys cover one WCOOP from beginning to end?	1
LFISBRTL	gg	3
change1OO	gg, good luck all	Observer
Blue123	gg	6
ZClub	yikes!	1
change1OO	no, we do two shifts. i blogged 8 pm until it finished around 5:30am, then wrote the recap	Observer
ZClub	still brutal	1
LFISBRTL	lfisbrtl	3
ZClub	this will be interesting	1
Blue123	lol	6
LFISBRTL	pauly fall asleep?	3
KidDynamite4	he is working at Borgata	Observer
ZClub	he is working at Borgata	1
LFISBRTL	ah oh yeah	3
IndomacK	dan, you’re killing it	Observer
LFISBRTL	steamrolling	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
IndomacK	take it down for the home team	Observer
MSeasons	life is brutal	Observer
LFISBRTL	aye	3
LFISBRTL	shove river i want to make hero call	3
LFISBRTL	ship!	3
LFISBRTL	nh	3
ZClub	you rejoice an 8 highwin	1
LFISBRTL	stand up to that bully	3
ZClub	FLOOR!	1
Blue123	lol	6
IndomacK	man oh man	Observer
ZClub	counterfeit	1
Blue123	me 2	6
LFISBRTL	guys were cutting into my 15 tabling time	3
ZClub	go for it, we will be kind	1
LFISBRTL	im used to blinds going up much faster	3
LFISBRTL	i play turbos so i dont have to actually play poker	3
LFISBRTL	i just like flipping coins	3
MSeasons	agreed	Observer
ZClub	nice	1
MSeasons	poker is too hard	Observer
Blue123	hehehe	6
LFISBRTL	i dont like that river	3
Blue123	thought it might have saved me	6
IndomacK	man, this table is ridiculous	Observer
IndomacK	super shorthanded	Observer
ZClub	yep, put in another seat and we go 10 handed	1
ZClub	we can squeeze in	1
ZClub	Dan has three rounds left	1
IndomacK	blast	Observer
Real Texan	sorry!!	2
ZClub	there we go	1
TNSpaceman	w00t	9
KidDynamite4	FINAL TABLE m***F***ER!	4
Blue123	damn – actual players	6
KidDynamite4	what a rush	4
LFISBRTL	hrm	3
KidDynamite4	i’im SO nervous	4
LFISBRTL	congrats final table!!!	3
Blue123	lol	6
ZClub	shouldn	1
TNSpaceman	it’s different under the lights, kid	9
IndomacK	it is a tough final table to make	Observer
ZClub	t they be sitting out?	1
IndomacK	only three quarters make it	Observer
KidDynamite4	aiyahhh	4
KidDynamite4	KK AGAIN!	4
TNSpaceman	dan has actually performed better by not playing.	9
KidDynamite4	michele has radar on me	4
ZClub	geez I may beat out Michalski the no-show	1
ZClub	may…	1
Blue123	well as long as Russ Hamilton’s not here – we all might have a chance	6
Real Texan	it was a read	2
TNSpaceman	LOL	9
KidDynamite4	lol	4
ZClub	nasty Amy	1
TNSpaceman	is that amy across the table from me?	9
ZClub	true but nasty	1
KidDynamite4	see, all my previous raises are supposed to make you pay me off when i have a big hand!	4
Blue123	indeed it is	6
Blue123	hey	6
Real Texan	hey dan, where were u in colorado?	2
TNSpaceman	i haven’t seen you in sooooo long	9
Real Texan	hi amy!	2
Blue123	I just don’t want to go out before Dan	6
TNSpaceman	even when he’s playing, that’s what we all aim for	9
IndomacK	dan’s chair is making a run at the money	Observer
DrPauly	wow, i made the final table	8
KidDynamite4	lol	4
TNSpaceman	we should set up a heads-up challenge between dan’s chair and vinny vinh’s chair	9
LFISBRTL	greatest chair run since minh	3
Blue123	lol	6
Real Texan	congratulations	2
LFISBRTL	yeah vinny vinh	3
ZClub	the Vinnie Vinh of bloggres	1
LFISBRTL	my bad	3
LFISBRTL	olol	3
Real Texan	lol	2
TNSpaceman	of bloggers’ CHAIRS, you mean	9
DrPauly	just a reminder, that im hosting Saturdays with Dr. Pauly at 4:20pm ET	8
LFISBRTL	we’ll all just sit out and see who wins	3
LFISBRTL	some how	3
TNSpaceman	i might just have to play today	9
ZClub	where the hell did he come from?	1
Real Texan	anyone ever read vicki coren’s piece on that?	2
TNSpaceman	on saturdays with dr pauly?	9
ZClub	Vinnie Vinh on Pauly?	1
Real Texan	cougar on dr pauly	2
DrPauly	dude, eskimois here	8
DrPauly	saw him again today	8
DrPauly	not playing, but wandering around	8
TNSpaceman	wherever there’s a handout to be had	9
Real Texan	at least he’s upright	2
ZClub	thats what Eskimo is here means	1
TNSpaceman	wherever a dollar might fall on the ground	9
TNSpaceman	eskimo is there	9
Real Texan	whaaatevaaa	2
KidDynamite4	hey michele	4
Real Texan	yo?	2
KidDynamite4	now adays, the kids say “whatevs”	4
ZClub	rule 42: if AMy can raise, I can fold	1
DrPauly	i love AC, some guy named Dino just busted	8
TNSpaceman	oooooooooooooooooh	9
ZClub	bitch!	1
Real Texan	i’m down wid dat	2
KidDynamite4	just trying to help you stay hip	4
ZClub	will stalling help?	1
KidDynamite4	oh Doc…	4
Real Texan	i need all the hip i can get	2
ZClub	ten minute break Pauly?	1
DrPauly	now?	8
Real Texan	smoke break	2
DrPauly	i wish	8
KidDynamite4	pauly, you need a bounty on your head	4
DrPauly	no	8
KidDynamite4	i need incentive	4
DrPauly	i dont	8
DrPauly	it encourages POOR play	8
IndomacK	next break in 5 mins	Observer
KidDynamite4	exactly	4
ZClub	Well at least you’re not “The hardest working man in poker”	1
Real Texan	or a stud	2
KidDynamite4	not that i’m complaining, but i’m still trying to find out how i got considered a member of “the poker media”	4
KidDynamite4	lol michele	4
ZClub	a question we all are asking	1
TNSpaceman	i have been asking that about myself since 2005	9
ZClub	first requirement: a laptop	1
Real Texan	moon woke up	2
ZClub	second: still looking for it	1
IndomacK	its for bloggers	Observer
Real Texan	oooooohhhh	2
mooninjune		5
IndomacK	I think I’ve read about poker on your blog…once or twice	Observer
IndomacK	maybe	Observer
TNSpaceman	dan came back to play his last 95?	9
KidDynamite4	in any case, thanks matt… you have good taste	4
Real Texan	moon spoke!	2
Blue123	omg is Dan actually here?	6
mooninjune	moon is all cheese	5
IndomacK	right back atcha slick	Observer
DrPauly	gay av, dan	8
Real Texan	dan, i dare you to go all in	2
Real Texan	in like five hands	2
TNSpaceman	double dare him, then he will	9
LFISBRTL	save it for the bb imo	3
DrPauly	DOUBLE	8
KidDynamite4	gay av… hah	4
Blue123	triple dog dare	6
ZClub	Dan I dare you to sit up straight for more than 10 minutes	1
mooninjune	dan is employing a most unique strategy	5
RiverDan72	good morning	7
LFISBRTL	lets see how it works out for him	3
IndomacK	dan, there you are	Observer
Real Texan	that is not the dan youre looking for	2
TNSpaceman	in texas they call it “strategery”	9
ZClub	tragedy>	1
Real Texan	LOCKBOX	2
TNSpaceman	awesome michele	9
Real Texan	with a decoy	2
RiverDan72	who’s winning?	7
LFISBRTL	me i guess	3
TNSpaceman	poker is winning, dan. poker.	9
ZClub	the home team	1
mooninjune	gh amy	5
Blue123	ty	6
Real Texan	pokerstars is winning	2
KidDynamite4	we are all winners in my book	4
KidDynamite4	lol… seriously.. am i the only one laughing at ME?	4
TNSpaceman	for the record, i’m suddenly feeling strangely motivated.	9
TNSpaceman	and i hear theme music.	9
ZClub	Caddy Shack?	1
Real Texan	rocky?	2
Real Texan	lol	2
ZClub	that is so wrong	1
KidDynamite4	chariots of fire?	4
IndomacK	surely its the theme from top gun	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh come on	3
LFISBRTL	a break	3
Real Texan	no more like cinderalla	2
LFISBRTL	bush league pshyce out stuff	3
KidDynamite4	i’m gonna go study	4
IndomacK	I’m gonna go study a cigarette	Observer
KidDynamite4	where is Coquitlam?	4
IndomacK	near vancouver	Observer
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
IndomacK	suburb sorta	Observer
KidDynamite4	ohhh.. canadian eh?	4
LFISBRTL	yeah	3
LFISBRTL	i love beavers and igloos	3
Real Texan	do u like know negreanu?	2
Blue123	I looked a moving to Vancouver once	6
KidDynamite4	i also love beavers	4
KidDynamite4	AND igloos	4
IndomacK	all canadians know each other	Observer
DrPauly	and KIND NUGS	8
Blue123	fear the beaver	6
KidDynamite4	the beaver is actually somewhat of an endagered species these days	4
Real Texan	just had it stuffed	2
IndomacK	you have nothing to fear from the beaver	Observer
LFISBRTL	except the beaver itself	3
IndomacK	except for its tail	Observer
RiverDan72	go beavers!	7
Blue123	thanks dan	6
LFISBRTL	i had a pet beaver as a kkid	3
LFISBRTL	he lived in our bathtub	3
KidDynamite4	i am waiting for the punchline….	4
LFISBRTL	thats it, he was just friendly	3
DrPauly	gl	8
RiverDan72	crap	7
IndomacK	he’s canadian, that was the punchline	Observer
DrPauly	gg Dan	8
IndomacK	oh noez!	Observer
TNSpaceman	nice run, dan. your chair, too.	9
RiverDan72	such crap.	Observer
RiverDan72	i played too tight	Observer
TNSpaceman	lol	9
ZClub	the moral victory is ours	1
IndomacK	blame it on the chair	Observer
Real Texan	maybe you just played too long	2
Blue123	you played tighter than I’ve ever seen you play	6
TNSpaceman	WAY tighter	9
ZClub	back to bed Dan	1
DrPauly	tighter than a twink’s arse in west hollywood	8
TNSpaceman	lol	9
Real Texan	whats a twink	2
DrPauly	GOOGLE	8
ZClub	whose an arse	1
Blue123	lol	6
Real Texan	whats a google	2
KidDynamite4	where is west hollywood?	4
DrPauly	do a image google search	8
TNSpaceman	what’s a google	9
DrPauly	gg Dr.	8
Blue123	gg	6
TNSpaceman	gg shrink	9
Real Texan	gg	2
LFISBRTL	gg	3
mcornman	gg	Observer
RiverDan72	pacific timers at a disadvantage	Observer
mooninjune	gg	5
RiverDan72	just sayin’	Observer
DrPauly	excuses	8
Blue123	totally	6
TNSpaceman	pacific time is an advantage in life, so it evens out	9
KidDynamite4	lol	4
TNSpaceman	i actually live on pacific time, but i do it in tennessee	9
KidDynamite4	HAMMMMAH	4
TNSpaceman	hiltons vs hammers	9
Real Texan	i can’t google right now, have to focus on chat	2
KidDynamite4	aiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	4
LFISBRTL	NHNHNNH	3
DrPauly	lol	8
o-hole-ne	hammer	Observer
Real Texan	lol	2
Blue123	but of course	6
TNSpaceman	of course!	9
KidDynamite4	sonofa	4
DrPauly	AWESOME	8
mooninjune	hope someone took a picture	5
KidDynamite4	legend	4
LFISBRTL	skilled the shit out of that river	3
DrPauly	i love poker (as i rub my nipples)	8
KidDynamite4	chao	4
DrPauly	sorry KD	8
KidDynamite4	runner runner!	4
DrPauly	come down to the borgata	8
TNSpaceman	now he actually has something to write about	9
KidDynamite4	pauly… you shuold see how i’ve been running my game	4
KidDynamite4	down 7k this week	4
KidDynamite4	i do not qualify for “run good”	4
DrPauly	good lord	8
DrPauly	i lost that in the market this week	8
TNSpaceman	ni han suh	9
KidDynamite4	yes, at least i will have a hand to write about and pimp p-listing for	4
IndomacK	that was an amazing hand	Observer
KidDynamite4	i can’t say “p i m p” ?	4
LFISBRTL	we control the shuffle algorithim	3
Blue123	it was stunning	6
DrPauly	u cant say pimp, but u can say asscock	8
TNSpaceman	you were supposed to fold preflop, not call with a 40% chance.	9
KidDynamite4	oh. i see.	4
KidDynamite4	can i say doucheball?	4
Real Texan	i had goods	2
KidDynamite4	i guess so	4
LFISBRTL	you may	3
KidDynamite4	douchebag?	4
RiverDan72	asscock	Observer
DrPauly	doucheanus	8
KidDynamite4	wow!	4
MSeasons	tourney is brtlly slow	Observer
Real Texan	u were supposed to bet more	2
RiverDan72	cockass	Observer
KidDynamite4	this is a very fun game…	4
Blue123	lol	6
KidDynamite4	cockchugger?	4
KidDynamite4	lolol	4
IndomacK	hey, you made the final table	Observer
IndomacK	thats pretty goood	Observer
LFISBRTL	true	3
KidDynamite4	ok spanky	4
Real Texan	hey dan, what is the porn warmer up called again	2
DrPauly	keep it kosher	8
Real Texan	fluffer!	2
KidDynamite4	aoyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	4
DrPauly	gg KD	8
Blue123	gg	6
TNSpaceman	gg kd	9
KidDynamite4	thanks guys.	Observer
IndomacK	death blow	Observer
DrPauly	i won a race	8
Real Texan	gg	2
mooninjune	gg kid d	5
ZClub	Damn, I missed my own bustout hand; gotta get a new chipmunk for the computer	Observer
KidDynamite4	coup de grace	Observer
Blue123	fatal flaw = lettin pauly get chips	6
LFISBRTL	what about that 72 vs qq one legged race?	3
TNSpaceman	doh.	9
IndomacK	come back with a vengeance next week	Observer
Real Texan	gg spacey	2
Blue123	gg	6
DrPauly	gg SPACEMAN	8
mooninjune	gg spaceman	5
MSeasons	what’s up indo?	Observer
DrPauly	tell Mrs. S i said hello!	8
TNSpaceman	i will do that	Observer
TNSpaceman	i may see you at 4:20 ET	Observer
IndomacK	what up	Observer
DrPauly	word	8
RiverDan72	chop?	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
LFISBRTL	thats a normal raise size	3
Real Texan	whachutalkin bout willis	2
DrPauly	asscouck, doucheballs	8
DrPauly	vote for obama	8
DrPauly	no boom boom with soul brotha	8
Real Texan	i’m voting for chops	2
LFISBRTL	to beaucoup	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	that’s a fine speciem of alabama rattlesnake	8
DrPauly	hey michele, did u find out what a twink is yet?	8
LFISBRTL	lmao	3
Real Texan	i can’t google when focusing on chatting!	2
Real Texan	ok, hang on	2
Real Texan	thats it?	2
Real Texan	just a gay guy?	2
KidDynamite4	not that there’s anything wrong with that	Observer
Real Texan	lol	2
DrPauly	lol	8
LFISBRTL	no of course not	3
Real Texan	especially when they are neat and tidy	2
LFISBRTL	what someone wants to do in their spare time is none of my business	3
LFISBRTL	gg	3
Real Texan	gg	2
Blue123	nh	Observer
IndomacK	ayaa	Observer
mooninjune	gg amy	5
Blue123	gg	Observer
DrPauly	gg AMY	8
Real Texan	does this mean i’m the last woman sitting?	2
IndomacK	bubble time Dan	Observer
LFISBRTL	carry over ftw	3
IndomacK	for real, will make next week dope	Observer
MSeasons	showell….what up	Observer
IndomacK	yo	Observer
LFISBRTL	NH SIRS	3
IndomacK	who is this?	Observer
MSeasons	coles	Observer
IndomacK	ahh	Observer
IndomacK	whats up man, how goes it?	Observer
IndomacK	grinding?	Observer
MSeasons	getting killed on many tables	Observer
IndomacK	haha	Observer
Real Texan	quiet it in here without kd	2
DrPauly	booo	8
KidDynamite4	hey michele	Observer
KidDynamite4	can i ask you something?	Observer
Real Texan	sure	2
KidDynamite4	what is the maximum age for a Cougar Cub?	Observer
Real Texan	now, that’s the question of the hour	2
IndomacK	ship it	Observer
LFISBRTL	sick	3
mooninjune	gg	Observer
Real Texan	gg	2
IndomacK	zomg	Observer
IndomacK	wrecking crew	Observer
Real Texan	gg	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg	3
IndomacK	cmon Pauly	Observer
Real Texan	i don’t know kid	Observer
KidDynamite4	depends on what?	Observer
KidDynamite4	sharp wit?	Observer
Real Texan	i guess the age of the woman	Observer
Real Texan	i’m 37	Observer
Real Texan	my husband is 56	Observer
Real Texan	36	Observer
KidDynamite4	oh	Observer
KidDynamite4	ok	Observer
MSeasons	this is cool	Observer
LFISBRTL	should i play?	3
IndomacK	somebody phone Pauly	Observer
MSeasons	fun to watch	Observer
IndomacK	just wait for a sec	Observer
Real Texan	YES	Observer
KidDynamite4	RAPE him!	Observer
KidDynamite4	pauly i mean…	Observer
IndomacK	I think hes working	Observer
IndomacK	hmmm	Observer
Real Texan	everyone has a diff opinion on the subject	Observer
o-hole-ne	very cool to wait	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on	Observer
IndomacK	there he is	Observer
KidDynamite4	did you SEE what he did to me?!	Observer
KidDynamite4	i will never be the same!	Observer
ZClub	He’s ba k	Observer
IndomacK	lol	Observer
DrPauly	ok lets do it	8
KidDynamite4	pauly.. you owe Dan a thanks…	Observer
Real Texan	he’s back	Observer
DrPauly	THANKS!	8
RiverDan72	i so wouldn’t have waited	Observer
DrPauly	for waiting for me	8
change1OO	gooooooooo Pauly!!	Observer
KidDynamite4	he waited for you	Observer
Real Texan	it’s JUST DO IT	Observer
DrPauly	fellow poker media – undestands my plight	8
IndomacK	Dan, wheres the killer instinct?	Observer
LFISBRTL	no worries	3
change1OO	take it down, love	Observer
DrPauly	great sportsmanship	8
DrPauly	i apprecitae it	8
KidDynamite4	just for the record, Pauly, i told him to rape you	Observer
KidDynamite4	at the table only….	Observer
LFISBRTL		3
Real Texan	some think the woman has to be really old	Observer
DrPauly	i could use a nice ass pounding	8
IndomacK	so minimum $300 rolled over to enxt week	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on over	Observer
Real Texan	FIND A TWIRK	Observer
DrPauly	twink	8
KidDynamite4	west village.. i’m just chilling out, blogging about the event	Observer
KidDynamite4	twirk… lolol	Observer
Real Texan	oh right	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
Real Texan	twink, twirk, twerp	Observer
Real Texan	TINKERBELL	Observer
IndomacK	hey KD, I put up a quick post you can link to at PL.com	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m all over it matt	Observer
IndomacK	werd	Observer
RiverDan72	really pauly waited for me?	Observer
LFISBRTL	my other 8 games are suffering for this hu battle	3
LFISBRTL		3
KidDynamite4	FINISH HIM!	Observer
IndomacK	move in for the kill	Observer
KidDynamite4	“i want him OUT of COMMISSION!”	Observer
IndomacK	gamble like a muthabitch	Observer
Real Texan	u should call this wcoop event Z	Observer
KidDynamite4	i can’t believe i’m railing a freeroll…	Observer
Real Texan	me too lol	Observer
Real Texan	change where are you	Observer
KidDynamite4	new personal low.	Observer
RiverDan72	when’s the next game?	Observer
KidDynamite4	next week	Observer
IndomacK	next week, same time	Observer
KidDynamite4	i hear it’s turbo	Observer
Real Texan	when u r sleeping	Observer
KidDynamite4	do you better wake up earlier or you will miss it	Observer
KidDynamite4	so	Observer
IndomacK	I’m working on getting the right structure	Observer
IndomacK	we’ll see	Observer
Real Texan	maybe if you win you could buy an alarm clock	Observer
RodrionRh	WHOS GONNA WIN	Observer
KidDynamite4	is it possible to play Indian poker online?	Observer
RodrionRh	this is it	Observer
Real Texan	yo matt wheres the link	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh i have a straight?!	3
IndomacK	the link..I emailed it out earlier I think	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
Real Texan	yep got it	Observer
DrPauly	om like, he checked a staright	8
IndomacK	but its the last post on pokerlistings.com/blog	Observer
DrPauly	nh	8
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
RodrionRh	pauly hes gonna win	Observer
KidDynamite4	wow michele	Observer
IndomacK	CMON	Observer
LFISBRTL	ive won 30/70s wit les	3
KidDynamite4	i just noticed that i’m actually CERTIFIED on your site as an award winning smartass	Observer
IndomacK	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	Observer
RodrionRh	WTF	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
KidDynamite4	holy cow	Observer
DrPauly	RIVERSTARS	8
LFISBRTL	that was a roller coaster	3
change1OO	gogogogogo	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
KidDynamite4	Pauly is a superuser…	Observer
KidDynamite4	clearly	Observer
ZClub	abuser	Observer
LFISBRTL	user 363?	3
KidDynamite4	user 420	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on… too easy	Observer
DrPauly		8
RodrionRh	LFISBRTL gonna win	Observer
Real Texan	kid, i told you that earlier	Observer
KidDynamite4	hey michele	Observer
KidDynamite4	i didn’t know.. just saw your blog.. i thought you were just commenting on my chat	Observer
Real Texan	pauly, thanks for spelling my name right	Observer
KidDynamite4	michele – did you crush it at the WSOP? or was that Tiffany Michele?	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
DrPauly	you’re welcome Mesheel Luois	8
KidDynamite4	i’m so confused	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
Real Texan	i didn’t do well this year but have a few cashes	Observer
Real Texan	it’s louis	Observer
change1OO	and a final table…	Observer
Real Texan	ok, ok easy now	Observer
change1OO	she’s being modest	Observer
Real Texan	youre being kind	Observer
change1OO		Observer
RodrionRh	its the doom	Observer
Real Texan		Observer
Real Texan	it didn’t count it was LIMIT	Observer
Real Texan	lol	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
Real Texan	but better than the ladies event	Observer
Real Texan	one notch up	Observer
LFISBRTL	zuh?	3
LFISBRTL	im going to hit a flop one day	3
LFISBRTL	i know it	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	i hope not	8
IndomacK	switch to god mode……now	Observer
KidDynamite4	i feel like the slow kid in school…	Observer
KidDynamite4	michele – don’t tell me you’re a Cougar because of U. H.	Observer
KidDynamite4	….	Observer
KidDynamite4	i thought it was because you liked younger men!	Observer
IndomacK	nice work Pauly	Observer
DrPauly	phi slamma jamma	8
DrPauly	ty	8
Real Texan	YOU are one of the few to catch that	Observer
DrPauly	my event is ona break	8
Real Texan	Love phi slamma jamma	Observer
KidDynamite4	just read your blog	Observer
DrPauly	clyde	8
KidDynamite4	i am seriously the Slow Kid right now	Observer
LFISBRTL	facepalm	3
Real Texan	bought time	Observer
Real Texan	love the gldie	Observer
Real Texan	glide	Observer
KidDynamite4	i have the Clyde the Glide dream team olympic jersey	Observer
Real Texan	right now i have a vision of pauly	Observer
DrPauly	heh, i used tohave his jersey when he was on teh jailblazers	8
KidDynamite4	my world has been shattered today… first pauly HAMMERS me	Observer
KidDynamite4	then i find out Michele is a Cougar because of U.H.	Observer
KidDynamite4	what next… no santa?	Observer
DrPauly	ooops	8
DrPauly	nh	8
IndomacK	oh snap	Observer
LFISBRTL	ty	3
Real Texan	i have a signed pic of barkley glide and hakeem	Observer
RiverDan72	barkley glide?	Observer
RiverDan72	that sounds dirty	Observer
Real Texan	barkley, the glide	Observer
Real Texan	ha	Observer
RiverDan72	gotta get me some barkley-glide	Observer
KidDynamite4	so matt	Observer
RodrionRh	this is gonna take foreeeeeeeeeeeeever	Observer
KidDynamite4	what do i win?	Observer
Real Texan	PL hat	Observer
IndomacK	gggamble	Observer
RiverDan72	go america!	Observer
KidDynamite4	“America – F*** YEAH!”	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m also singing the South Park Movie Theme: Blame Canada	Observer
KidDynamite4	picture it	Observer
DrPauly	i like canadians	8
KidDynamite4	sitting at my pc in my boxers	Observer
LFISBRTL	ya we arent so bad	3
IndomacK	ugh	Observer
RiverDan72	need some barkley-glide?	Observer
KidDynamite4	meh eh	Observer
LFISBRTL	canadia	3
LFISBRTL	heck yes	3
KidDynamite4	will you nits PLEASE finish this so i can finish my blog post and get on with my life?	Observer
Real Texan	maybe u were late because you were using barkley glide?	Observer
KidDynamite4	pauly – i demand a copy of Gigli	Observer
KidDynamite4	and how come we don’t hang out?	Observer
DrPauly	u can get it used on amazon for $2	8
RiverDan72	i was actually sleeping … with my computer less than 2-feet from my head	Observer
RiverDan72	but it didn’t wake me up for some reason	Observer
IndomacK	here we go	Observer
Real Texan	u were sleeping with your computer?	Observer
RiverDan72	um yeah, is that bad?	Observer
DrPauly	computer is code for thai hooker	8
DrPauly	ACE	8
LFISBRTL	gl me	3
IndomacK	uh oh	Observer
LFISBRTL	5	3
LFISBRTL	sick	3
LFISBRTL	same hand	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
RiverDan72	no, it’s code for computer.	Observer
IndomacK	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	Observer
LFISBRTL	same as your jj hand	3
IndomacK	ayaa	Observer
Real Texan	oh are u sure it’s not twink	Observer
RiverDan72	and thaiwhore.com … but still	Observer
KidDynamite4	matt	Observer
KidDynamite4	do i win the bad beat award?	Observer
KidDynamite4	SHIP IT!	Observer
IndomacK	I’ll have to look over it	Observer
DrPauly	yeah that was ugly	8
DrPauly	like asscock ugly	8
KidDynamite4	doucheball ugly	Observer
DrPauly	hey matt, who is coming to borgata from your crew	8
Real Texan	i prefer the term cockass	Observer
Real Texan	kokass	Observer
DrPauly	asscock i smy favorite, that and pandaclit	8
RiverDan72	sidebet on who can come up with the best uncensored phrase?	Observer
RiverDan72	asscunt	Observer
KidDynamite4	dickeater	Observer
IndomacK	wow	Observer
LFISBRTL	run better	3
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
RiverDan72	cunty	Observer
Real Texan	cockajuice	Observer
DrPauly	jesus	8
change1OO	fagotron	Observer
DrPauly	BAD BEAT SATURDAY	8
KidDynamite4	holy cow	Observer
Real Texan	assjuicecock	Observer
KidDynamite4	cocksmoker	Observer
KidDynamite4	polesmoker	Observer
LFISBRTL	heh lost another 70/30 at the same time	3
change1OO	michele wins	Observer
DrPauly	jizzolicious	8
Real Texan	ha	Observer
KidDynamite4	hey change..	Observer
LFISBRTL	though the other one i actually care about	3
Real Texan	asspoopcock	Observer
KidDynamite4	what the fk was ***otron?	Observer
change1OO	faggotron	Observer
change1OO	phagotron	Observer
KidDynamite4	i am lost….	Observer
KidDynamite4	oh	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
Real Texan	fagsass	Observer
KidDynamite4	buttpounder	Observer
change1OO	they allow that one on full tilt	Observer
Real Texan	phagsass	Observer
KidDynamite4	cumguzzler	Observer
Real Texan	TWINKARSE	Observer
KidDynamite4	sorry… i win	Observer
DrPauly	Twinkclit	8
KidDynamite4	lololol	Observer
change1OO	assjuicecock was pretty good too	Observer
Real Texan	twinkadoodledoodoo	Observer
DrPauly	lickalotapus	8
KidDynamite4	this is without a doubt my new favorite game… censorship beater	Observer
Real Texan	i liked assjuicecock	Observer
LFISBRTL	kk	3
LFISBRTL		3
LFISBRTL	super user	3
Real Texan	cunninlinguist	Observer
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	2-3	8
KidDynamite4	I am a cunningn linguist!	Observer
Real Texan	beavertwinkass	Observer
RiverDan72	beavercock	Observer
KidDynamite4	cockgobbler	Observer
Real Texan	this is so bad	Observer
RiverDan72	(lesbian term)	Observer
KidDynamite4	assmuncher	Observer
RiverDan72	blumpkin	Observer
Real Texan	i’m feeling ocd	Observer
change1OO	cockwizard	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	xxxwizard	Observer
RiverDan72	cumontits	Observer
DrPauly	so, we’re even now — is chopping allowed or is that uncouth?	8
o-hole-ne	oooFooooUooooCooooKoooo	Observer
Real Texan	Twinkanolikapuzze	Observer
LFISBRTL	i put on my robe and wizard cap	3
KidDynamite4	chops are for pussies	Observer
LFISBRTL	cant chop	3
IndomacK	well, its up to you guys	Observer
DrPauly	ok	8
LFISBRTL	i cant win the money	3
RodrionRh	this is taking on and on and on	Observer
DrPauly	OH	8
IndomacK	but yeah, they are for pussies	Observer
LFISBRTL	so if i win its carried over	3
DrPauly	i see	8
RodrionRh	lol	Observer
DrPauly	gotcha	8
KidDynamite4	whoa!!!!!!!!!!!	Observer
RiverDan72	go canada!	Observer
KidDynamite4	go DAN!	Observer
DrPauly	so im freerollin	8
KidDynamite4	CaNaDA!	Observer
DrPauly	gotcha	8
Real Texan	I can take over	Observer
LFISBRTL	ill let you win and you can ship to me via player transfer	3
LFISBRTL		3
KidDynamite4	not really freerolling….	Observer
DrPauly	i will win this for Sarah Palin and the Religious Right	8
KidDynamite4	pauly, i have to admit, everyone is against you now	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	GO DAN!	Observer
LFISBRTL	jk that wouldnt be right	3
Real Texan	No, then he will be considered the amarillo of media	Observer
RiverDan72	michele just suggested something wrong	Observer
Real Texan	so i should take over or call chops	Observer
IndomacK	I’m with you Pauly, do it up	Observer
DrPauly	amarillo slim? i like young girls, but….	8
change1OO	I’m not against you, love, though I might be the only one now!	Observer
Real Texan	what?	Observer
RiverDan72	multiaccounter!	Observer
IndomacK	ship it like a mo	Observer
DrPauly	nh	8
RiverDan72	cockinass	Observer
Real Texan	better than collusion	Observer
RodrionRh	kickasshand	Observer
Real Texan	twinkhand	Observer
KidDynamite4	lickasshard	Observer
RodrionRh	bitasshit	Observer
RiverDan72	nice!	Observer
DrPauly	ballsack	8
RiverDan72	rimjob!	Observer
KidDynamite4	tittyslammer	Observer
KidDynamite4	anallingus	Observer
DrPauly	assclit	8
RodrionRh	bonerasshole	Observer
KidDynamite4	i hope i’m invited back	Observer
RiverDan72	urethra	Observer
RodrionRh	boneshitload	Observer
RodrionRh	vagina	Observer
RodrionRh	you cant say vagina?	Observer
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
Real Texan	twinkleteabag	Observer
RiverDan72	i like that one michele.	Observer
o-hole-ne	nipplebosumhairpie	Observer
Real Texan	or	Observer
Real Texan	teabagatwinktoday	Observer
RodrionRh	kickvaginahand	Observer
Real Texan	uh, yes, we’re having a special on teabagtwinks	Observer
RodrionRh	why must it be only joined	Observer
RiverDan72	vagina	Observer
RodrionRh	ass	Observer
RodrionRh	kickass	Observer
LFISBRTL	nh	3
RodrionRh	now its inverted	Observer
change1OO	nh	Observer
IndomacK	this is a war of attrition, as Joe Rogan would say	Observer
RiverDan72	i am a little curious about who the non-playing observers of this freeroll are	Observer
IndomacK	some people from our office	Observer
o-hole-ne	<—-loser	Observer
RodrionRh	the end?	Observer
Real Texan	they are non playing observers, duh	Observer
IndomacK	and your gangs of rabid fans of course	Observer
RodrionRh	not the end	Observer
DrPauly	yikes	8
change1OO	and they’re all watching us swear?	Observer
IndomacK	I guess, I wouldn’t worrry about it	Observer
DrPauly	man this is insane	8
Real Texan	HOLY Twinklestink!!!!	Observer
KidDynamite4	cuntgobbler	Observer
IndomacK	lol	Observer
change1OO	lol	Observer
KidDynamite4	twatsucker	Observer
KidDynamite4	oooh!!! i win again!	Observer
RiverDan72	ejaculation	Observer
KidDynamite4	am i the only one who laughs when a word like that comes up uncensored?	Observer
IndomacK	Dan likes the real words best	Observer
KidDynamite4	seriously, i am ACTUALLY laughing out loud	Observer
KidDynamite4	my wife is wondering wtf i am doing	Observer
RodrionRh	the end now	Observer
RiverDan72	ejaculation?	Observer
DrPauly	A-2	8
DrPauly	nh	8
RodrionRh	not the end	Observer
RiverDan72	jism	Observer
KidDynamite4	lol	Observer
IndomacK	nail that coffin shut dan	Observer
LFISBRTL	this has been grueling	3
DrPauly	im sure im breaking several NJ gaming commision laws playing online poker on the floor of the borgata	8
LFISBRTL	but you haave won our hearts	3
DrPauly	lol	8
DrPauly	i am like that retard in LIFE GOES ON	8
DrPauly	call me corky	8
o-hole-ne	light up a fatty and get in some real trouble	Observer
RodrionRh	ejaculation	Observer
DrPauly	you can say asscock but not REETARD	8
change1OO	you can’t say retard?	Observer
RodrionRh	is not censored and why vagina isn’t	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh im sorry	3
RodrionRh	v agina	Observer
change1OO	that’s retarded	Observer
LFISBRTL	i thought this was america	3
DrPauly	nice call	8
change1OO	booooooooooooo	Observer
KidDynamite4	vagtastic	Observer
RodrionRh	its orasmic	Observer
RodrionRh	orgasmic	Observer
RodrionRh	orgasm	Observer
LFISBRTL	ty	3
RiverDan72	necrophilia	Observer
RodrionRh	cowshit	Observer
RodrionRh	bullshit	Observer
KidDynamite4	doggydick	Observer
RodrionRh	bullass	Observer
RiverDan72	LOL	Observer
KidDynamite4	lolol	Observer
RodrionRh	bulldick	Observer
RodrionRh	dickfuck	Observer
RodrionRh	dickbull	Observer
RodrionRh	bullfuck	Observer
DrPauly	jizzclitasscumstain	8
KidDynamite4	superuser	Observer
KidDynamite4	he can even type dirty words	Observer
RiverDan72	pauly, you are so good with words	Observer
KidDynamite4	not fair	Observer
LFISBRTL	were all going to get our chat banned	3
LFISBRTL	lol	3
LFISBRTL	gl	3
DrPauly	2	8
DrPauly	2	8
RiverDan72	the sang!	Observer
DrPauly	2	8
RodrionRh	no way	Observer
DrPauly	or a 9	8
KidDynamite4	oh my	Observer
LFISBRTL	standard	3
KidDynamite4	come on	Observer
change1OO	weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Observer
RodrionRh	not ending	Observer
KidDynamite4	SUPERUSER!	Observer
RodrionRh	WTF	Observer
LFISBRTL	lol	3
RodrionRh	SUPERUSER	Observer
IndomacK	crazy	Observer
Real Texan	isn’t there a book called 9 on the river?	Observer
DrPauly	HOLD	8
LFISBRTL	hiya	3
LFISBRTL	8	3
change1OO	ooh	Observer
LFISBRTL	lots	3
LFISBRTL	dskljg’	3
RodrionRh	not really ending	Observer
LFISBRTL	how do you dodge	3
IndomacK	aay	Observer
DrPauly	wow, i can dodge bullets baby	8
KidDynamite4	dan is on tilt	Observer
change1OO	nice sweat there on the turn	Observer
KidDynamite4	bajungi tilt	Observer
Real Texan	can’t touch this	Observer
LFISBRTL	tilt over a tournament i cant even win money on	3
LFISBRTL	haha	3
KidDynamite4	I am on tilt just WATCHING this	Observer
DrPauly	my arsehole shrivled up like michalski walking down hollywood blvd	8
LFISBRTL	haha	3
change1OO	______________	Observer
RodrionRh	this has to be the mos dodgy tourney i have ever saw	Observer
RiverDan72	that’s what the barkley-glide is for	Observer
RodrionRh	-_-	Observer
RodrionRh	-^-	Observer
RiverDan72	gloryhole	Observer
DrPauly	im having fun	8
RodrionRh	the break?	Observer
IndomacK	oh no	Observer
RodrionRh	oh noes	Observer
LFISBRTL	oh god	3
LFISBRTL	no break	3
LFISBRTL	please	3
RiverDan72	awesome	Observer
IndomacK	this is ridiculous	Observer
RodrionRh	they managed to get the break	Observer
KidDynamite4	see dan.. you NEVER should have shown mercy!	Observer
LFISBRTL	i know	3
DrPauly	ok lemme do some work for 3 min	8
DrPauly	brb	8
mooninjune	take this time to think about all you’ve accomplished	Observer
mooninjune		Observer
KidDynamite4	you could have finished it while Pauly was smoking a J last time!	Observer
RodrionRh	it should have ended already ppl here are on superpowerz	Observer
RiverDan72	anyone else watching saudi arabia vs. iran?	Observer
KidDynamite4	if he’s not back in 4 min blind him out!	Observer
RodrionRh	the dealer is on drunking mode enabled	Observer
KidDynamite4	saudi arabia v Iran WW3?	Observer
KidDynamite4	or soccer?	Observer
RiverDan72	soccer	Observer
RiverDan72	is it wrong for me to be rooting for iran?	Observer
KidDynamite4	nah	Observer
LFISBRTL	i am on megatilt	3
Real Texan	pauly used to work somewhere with a gloryhole	Observer
LFISBRTL	my other tournaments are going poorly	3
DrPauly	i used to manage a porn shop	8
RiverDan72	is that true?	Observer
DrPauly	called the Booty Shack	8
DrPauly	true story	8
DrPauly	no jizz mopping	8
KidDynamite4	hey pauly -	Observer
DrPauly	y	8
RiverDan72	did you ever have to work “overtime”?	Observer
KidDynamite4	did you know the pink pussycat closed?	Observer
DrPauly	Wha?	8
KidDynamite4	pu$$y cat	Observer
DrPauly	no way	8
KidDynamite4	on W 4th	Observer
KidDynamite4	u know it?	Observer
KidDynamite4	SERIOUS sign of a bad economy when p0rn shops close	Observer
DrPauly	i used to buy charlie around the corner	8
Real Texan	dan, didn’t u read the pauly interview	Observer
LFISBRTL	i did not	3
KidDynamite4	they are the only ones who are immune to business cycles	Observer
RiverDan72	please, like i read	Observer
KidDynamite4	u bot in Wash Sq?	Observer
DrPauly	wow… i guess the rent is too high and people get porn fromt he intertubes	8
KidDynamite4	yeah	Observer
Real Texan	well, you read pokerati	Observer
DrPauly	McDougal, next to mamoons	8
KidDynamite4	love it	Observer
RiverDan72	(and that q as about the gloryhole — i knew about the porn shop)	Observer
KidDynamite4	tell me the guys in Wash Sq are all undercover…	Observer
KidDynamite4	they HAVE to be right?	Observer
RiverDan72	i read MOST of pokerati	Observer
DrPauly	now? yeah	8
DrPauly	in the 90s? no way	8
KidDynamite4	ok	Observer
DrPauly	pre-guiliana	8
RiverDan72	but there’s just so much less worth reading on it without you michele!	Observer
KidDynamite4	they are right in your face… are undercover guys allowed to offer it to you?	Observer
KidDynamite4	isn’t that entrapment or something?	Observer
DrPauly	fyi, Saturdays w/ Dr Pauly starts in 10 mins	8
KidDynamite4	where do you live pauly?	Observer
DrPauly	now?	8
KidDynamite4	y	Observer
IndomacK	gl guys	Observer
DrPauly	out of my backpack	8
DrPauly	sort of in LA	8
RodrionRh	gl	Observer
KidDynamite4	how often are you in NYC?	Observer
DrPauly	thants where my girlfriend lives	8
RodrionRh	the dealer is drunk	Observer
DrPauly	im in NYC one every few months	8
KidDynamite4	ohhh… “girlfriend”… change….	Observer
KidDynamite4	shoot me a text when you are in town	Observer
DrPauly	ill be back on Sept 20	8
DrPauly	its my b-day going to LAST ever yankees game	8
DrPauly	ay y ankee stadium	8
KidDynamite4	nice	Observer
DrPauly	maybe we can get a drink afterwards	8
KidDynamite4	sure	Observer
KidDynamite4	you’ll be HAMMERED	Observer
DrPauly	u live UWS?	8
RiverDan72	female ejaculation	Observer
KidDynamite4	w village	Observer
KidDynamite4	nh michalski	Observer
DrPauly	ahhh	8
RodrionRh	fcking flop	Observer
RiverDan72	autoerotic asphyxiation	Observer
Real Texan	ah thanks dan	Observer
RodrionRh	fvcking flop	Observer
KidDynamite4	i will buy you some sort of girly shot… like a lemon drop	Observer
RiverDan72		Observer
KidDynamite4	facial	Observer
RodrionRh	uck	Observer
DrPauly	i like my scotch like my women… black with two sugars	8
KidDynamite4	reacharound	Observer
KidDynamite4	i like my beer like i like my women… pale and flat	Observer
RiverDan72	seriously, this cussing game would make a good journo101 lesson	Observer
IndomacK	ground up and stored in the freezer	Observer
RodrionRh	luck has no fvck on it while fuck is fucked up	Observer
RiverDan72	lovemaking	Observer
Real Texan	www.dirtypokerchat.com	Observer
KidDynamite4	i’m registering that now	Observer
DrPauly	how many hands have we played heads up?	8
RodrionRh	what’s that supposed to mean?	Observer
LFISBRTL	tons	3
Real Texan	1 beeeeelio n	Observer
DrPauly	this is carzy	8
DrPauly	migth be the longest ive ever played	8
RiverDan72	pauly already has dirtypokerchat.blogspot.com	Observer
DrPauly	and dirtypokerchat.ca	8
LFISBRTL	superuser fold again	3
RiverDan72	go canada!	Observer
LFISBRTL	qq	3
DrPauly	im pulling in 5 fugures.month w/ that one	8
ZClub	WOw! you guys still at it	Observer
DrPauly	i wont die	8
Real Texan	i have it in .org	Observer
LFISBRTL	pauly runs like god	3
RodrionRh	this is insanely insane	Observer
DrPauly	i suck out	8
RodrionRh	the end?	Observer
mooninjune	just did quick count	Observer
LFISBRTL	comitted sir	3
mooninjune	132 hands heads up	Observer
RodrionRh	payly vluff	Observer
DrPauly	lol, shamus is the MAN	8
RiverDan72	the batface saying of 2008 is “it feels good to run good”	Observer
RodrionRh	no way	Observer
LFISBRTL	6aces in a row	3
RodrionRh	this is getting bad	Observer
DrPauly	133	8
LFISBRTL	card rack	3
mooninjune	1 hand of 3-handed	Observer
Real Texan	moon you spoke again1	Observer
KidDynamite4	come on Canada	Observer
mooninjune	the moon has spoken	Observer
KidDynamite4	finish him	Observer
Real Texan	moon won best phil collins update	Observer
RiverDan72	taint	Observer
KidDynamite4	suckmyballs	Observer
mooninjune	i’d like to thank phil, of course… genesis…	Observer
RodrionRh	ok 3 more turns	Observer
LFISBRTL	coose to having to call any 2	3
KidDynamite4	blowjob	Observer
LFISBRTL	close*	3
RodrionRh	blow job	Observer
Real Texan	i feel it in the night	Observer
LFISBRTL	gl	3
KidDynamite4	ahhhhhhhhh	Observer
DrPauly	keep it kosher	8
IndomacK	cmon	Observer
RodrionRh	wtf	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg	3
KidDynamite4	!!!!!!!!	Observer
DrPauly	boooooo	8
RodrionRh	WWW	Observer
change1OO	noooooooooo	Observer
IndomacK	boooyakasha	Observer
KidDynamite4	finallllly	Observer
KidDynamite4	congrats dan	Observer
IndomacK	nice one Dan	Observer
DrPauly	Great game DAN	Observer
IndomacK	gg	Observer
IndomacK	everyone	Observer
RodrionRh	booyakasha you cant say that	Observer
RiverDan72	thank you	Observer
change1OO	gg pauly	Observer
Real Texan	GG	Observer
mooninjune	gg y’all	Observer
DrPauly	cograts, tahnks for hosting PokerListings	Observer
LFISBRTL	gg all	Observer
RodrionRh	i mean you can say that	Observer
RiverDan72	oh, wait, i thought you were talking about my phrases …	Observer
IndomacK	so yeah	Observer
Real Texan	hey anyone want to meet up on aim for a beer	Observer
change1OO	this was quite entertaining	Observer
IndomacK	ood stuff	Observer
Real Texan	kidding	Observer
LFISBRTL	sick hu	Observer
Real Texan	thanks matt!!!	Observer
andynelson	next time, Pauly	Observer
LFISBRTL	grueling	Observer
IndomacK	$600 CARRY OVER	Observer
RodrionRh	see you next time	Observer
RiverDan72	next week, bitches	Observer
change1OO	thanks matt and dan	Observer
RodrionRh	bitches	Observer
IndomacK	so yeah, ship it to the next event	Observer
LFISBRTL	cheers	Observer
IndomacK	no worries, talk to you guys soon	Observer
Real Texan	and teh bounties	Observer
Real Texan	booties	Observer
IndomacK	yep	Observer
IndomacK	michele you get one	Observer
Real Texan	sweet	Observer
IndomacK	no one collects on Dan	Observer
Real Texan	darn	Observer
Real Texan	peace out	Observer
IndomacK	peace to the middle east	Observer
IndomacK	byee	Observer
KidDynamite4	thanks matt	Observer