Vegas Babies

by , Jul 2, 2006 | 7:58 pm

I’m currently working on a post about a big important poker tournament. But that didn’t stop me from sending the following important email to Sang:

From: dan michalski
Sent: Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:02 PM
To: sangyoo2005
Subject: oh my gosh

There are so many [semi-skanky] hotties here it is sick. As I type this, I am about 5 feet away from one of them, who is probably about 20 years old. Her coochie is at eye-level to me (since I am sitting) and she is wearing a tool belt (I think she is promoting leather work boots) and she just hiked up her short-short shorts to better expose the outline of her camel-toe.

I am drinking a cold can of Milwaukee’s Best Light.

Get your ass up here!

UPDATE: Six of her friends just showed up. All of them are wearing Daisy Duke’s and white halter-tops. (And a leather tool belt.)

NOTE TO SELF: Where’s my camera?


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