Breaking News: Free Feels at the WSOP!

LAS VEGAS–OK, this woulda been breaking news had I gotten it up yesterday, but I did not — you know, main event and all — so for now, just pretend it is yesterday, with about five players remaining at the final table …

One of the Sapphire girls just got new breasts! She\’s very proud of them, and according to Eddie Williams (of \”Bad Beats\” on AM-1300 The Zone in Austin), she is more than happy to let journalists \”try them out.\”

\”Very niiice,\” Eddie reports.

Meanwhile, Pokerati has its fact-checkers on the case.