Bi-coastal postal
LAKE TAHOE.CA–Glad to know drinking transcends time zones. Had sent an email earlier to Sang an Asian guy I know really well pointing out a woman who used MySpace to attempt to kill someone. His response:
Ok I’m not that bad of a stalker in context of hiring a hit man. But under the right parameters I think I could be. That’s right I went there, I could very easily go for blood. Is that in any way proper or sane? No. Have I come close? Yes. So don’t sit or stand or whatever you do and think I’m not capable of doing what you don’t think I’m not capable of. Just got back from the Lodge and I just bought a lifttime membershop, could very well be drunk and your message was way tooo “Sang I’m your girlfriend and I’m just checking in with you” \. At least the sane half of your life is partying with aan actual pro. You shaould go punch Gavin Smith and create an imbroglio in the poker world over who belongs to whom. Go caveman bro go caveman. Ok I might be slightly drunk, but the best ideas come out of a drunken haaze. really I believe that, go fuck all white round eye bastards.. Butsted out early got craczy with pokcet aces. Gonna keep wirting drunk shit.
Do you need a pick up from the airport or are you gonna grow a pair and jsut hire an Armenian limo? Very close to just going gaky, and just not Will and Grace type of gay but full bore Liberace gay. SDeal with that round eye. I’ m very belligerent durnk too. Hate MYspace.
UPDATE: I think Sang may be right about my need to “go caveman” on Gavin Smith.
UPDATE 2: Sang, can I borrow the cricket bat?
Ed says:
September 18th, 2006 at 1:05pm
Sorry Dan. I feel a little responsible for Sang being in that condition. Knocked him out on 2nd hand of the tourney so he had a LOT of time for drinking.
Ed
jen says:
September 18th, 2006 at 2:30pm
I feel like I am neglecting Sang, being gone so long, partying with pros without him…this email is just proof that Sang should not be home alone left to his own devices.
Ed says:
September 18th, 2006 at 4:51pm
Well I guess I could have driven him home (hoping his ass did not drive in that state) and I could have helped him play with his devices.
Ed
Sang says:
September 18th, 2006 at 11:13pm
Yes it’s everyon’s fault but mine. The list of people who bear all responsibility for any or all of my transgressions is a long and weighty document that compromises eight volumes, and an appendix. And Ed you’re a dead man, prepare for a slew of bad beats courtesy of the Asian Contagion.
Ed says:
September 19th, 2006 at 12:19am
I waited for my ass kicking outside. Did you have a hard time finding the front door? 😛
Ed
TR says:
September 20th, 2006 at 2:58pm
Hire an Armenian Limo? Is that some kind of new slang?
DanM says:
September 20th, 2006 at 8:20pm
No, Sang is just a racist. He hates all round-eyes, but especially ones from Eastern Europe, because no good theatre ever came from that part of the world.