Smoke ’em while you got ’em

by , Dec 30, 2006 | 1:34 pm

A Dallas poker room operator who thinks there’s about a 30 percent chance that I am an undercover cop sends word of a pending smoking ban in Atlantic City casinos … though it now looks like the clean-air statute likely won’t take effect until Tax Day this year. Expect health care costs to skyrocket as gamblers suddenly live longer.

2 Comments to “Smoke ’em while you got ’em”

  1. Doc John

    Not that anyone will ever read responses about a smoking ban, but while you’re at it we ought to mention the absolute WORST offenders: players who smell bad because they don’t bathe or shower. Even at the WSOP this was a common complaint. Here’s a little tip for people who wonder whether they have body odor: if you haven’t showered in the past 24 hours or you’re wearing the same clothers you wore yesterday, you stink.

  2. DanM

    Geesh, Doc, do you really have to be so harsh about what some of us like to consider simply our “fashion choices”?