Smoke ’em while you got ’em

by , Dec 30, 2006 | 1:34 pm

A Dallas poker room operator who thinks there’s about a 30 percent chance that I am an undercover cop sends word of a pending smoking ban in Atlantic City casinos … though it now looks like the clean-air statute likely won’t take effect until Tax Day this year. Expect health care costs to skyrocket as gamblers suddenly live longer.


2 Comments to “Smoke ’em while you got ’em”


  1. Doc John
    says:

    Not that anyone will ever read responses about a smoking ban, but while you’re at it we ought to mention the absolute WORST offenders: players who smell bad because they don’t bathe or shower. Even at the WSOP this was a common complaint. Here’s a little tip for people who wonder whether they have body odor: if you haven’t showered in the past 24 hours or you’re wearing the same clothers you wore yesterday, you stink.


  2. DanM
    says:

    Geesh, Doc, do you really have to be so harsh about what some of us like to consider simply our “fashion choices”?