Those Crazy Kids at Google

by , Jan 18, 2007 | 4:24 am

Remember when Google sent me a nasty message way back when, basically cutting me off because of the gambly content on this site? Well apparently they have changed their minds about Pokerati and want us back. Or they don’t realize they ever gave Pokerati the boot. Click below to read the latest correspondence they’ve sent:

Hello,

We’ve noticed that the Google AdSense ad code no longer appears on your site, or that you are not currently receiving AdSense page impressions. If you’ve experienced problems with AdSense, we encourage you to try our easy-to-use troubleshooting wizard to assist you in resolving the issue.

By answering a few yes/no questions, most publishers can find solutions for common ad serving issues within minutes. To begin, simply click on the link below which best describes the issue you’ve experienced:

1. AdSense ads still appear on my site, but I haven’t received many AdSense page impressions: http://www.google.com/adwizard/no_impressions

2. I had problems implementing the AdSense ad code on my site: http://www.google.com/adwizard/implementation_problems

3. I was not satisfied with the targeting of ads appearing on my site: http://www.google.com/adwizard/not_satisfied

4. I’m not ready/haven’t had time to use AdSense on my site: http://www.google.com/adwizard/woi

5. Other: http://www.google.com/adwizard/other_problem

If the wizard is unable to help you resolve this issue, you’re welcome to reply to this email and an AdSense support representative will contact you shortly. We’d also like to encourage you to let us know how we can improve AdSense. Please take a few minutes to fill out our brief survey at http://services.google.com/surveys/as_churn .

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Dear Google,

I will think about it. I liked making Google money. Perhaps if you could bump me up from a PR5 to a PR6 we can talk.

Best,
Dan


2 Comments to “Those Crazy Kids at Google”


  1. google
    says:

    You are not that special bro, we send it out to everyone as spam. This is useless journalism.


  2. Yahoo!
    says:

    Don’t listen to that Google bitch. He’s just jealous. We love you, Dan. BTW: You seen Comstock anywhere?