I\’ve been called away on a poker emergency … am skipping town in a few hours.
OK, I\’ll be honest, I have no idea how I can connect the following video to poker, but there\’s definitely quasi-possibly some sort of relation, and it would be a shame if you didn\’t see our friends in Japan preparing themselves to handle American crime:
Also not related, European betting lines on the existence of extraterrestrial life just experienced a pretty dramatic shift.