Final Table #3?

LAS VEGAS–It\’s been a crazy up-and-down day for the Donkey Bomber in $1,000 7-Stud Hi Lo. He\’s come back from almost nothing at least three times, and briefly assumed the chip lead. I was thinking at that point he should basically sit on his chips for a while. But what do I know about this game? He told his daughter at dinner break that this was when he really needed to put the pressure on.

With 13 players left — 8 make the final table — Tom is the shortest stack with 34,000. Scotty Nguyen is second in chips with 150k. Tony Ma is 10th with 70,000. Tommy Hang, a highly respected player in high-stakes mixed action, is to Tom\’s right, while a goofy guy who appears to be a total 7-stud donkey is to his right … with a ton of chips and a plastic riding crop thingy that is amusing Scotty Nguyen — \”High five [for spanking]!\” Scotty said. Seven-stud Hi Lo bracelet winner Pat Poels explained to me on the rail that position probably matters less in this game than any other, save for maybe Chinese poker.

Click here to see if he can hang in there.

UPDATE: 11 players remaining. Tom has 42k in chips.

UPDATE: Down to 9 players. Scotty Nguyen says, \”That\’s right baby! Spanky Spanky!\” as the 7-stud doofus (he\’s jogging around the table right now muttering \”wubbawubbawubba\”) smacks his plastic spanker on the table.

Tourney officials are going to move a player every 20 minutes to keep the 5-and-4 disparity \”even.\” Tom is at 78,000 now.

UPDATE: Ming Ly is one of about two dozen people sweating the action on the rail. Scotty Nguyen is more than a little drinky, and ordering beers for the table. Tom obliged, and thanked him as he tried to tip the waiter. \”No no! I already tip him. Ten dollars. When I say I take care of it I take care of it.\”

\”You\’re trying to get me drunk,\” Tom joked upon taking a big swig, \”so you can take advantage of me.\”

UPDATE: Tom and Scotty\’s table now has five players, instead of four, and Tom and Scotty are the ones drinking. Hang, meanwhile has said no more. \”I\’m happy to have another Bud [Milwaukee\’s Best] Light,\” says Tom, \”But I\’m having a bathroom issue.\”

Now Tom\’s being moved to the other table, at which point Scotty says, \”See you tomorrow, baby.\”

UPDATE: One hand passes at the new table and an argument breaks out — two amateurs bitching at Tony Ma for exposing his cards when two other people were still in the hand. \”That\’s bullshit!\” screamed Saundra Taylor. \”Total bullshit. You\’re a professional you should know better!\” Tom made random comments like, \”Gamble-time!\” and \”Beam me up, Scotty!\” Brilliant, Schneider. Good work.

Tom now has 235k in chips … the player to his left, Mark Smyrski just went out … and Tom makes his third final table, with plenty of chips to play. Nice work, Tom!