Special Message Just for Fawcett

by , May 28, 2008 | 3:55 am

Yo, Scott, the super-secret package has arrived. Dude, thanks so much for sending being dead money in the eyes of Harrah’s. I feel handicapped in a good way. Go Batfaces.


8 Comments to “Special Message Just for Fawcett”


  1. Fawcett
    says:

    Hope it works…


  2. Ed
    says:

    Weird. For some reason I read the title as “Special Massage Just for Fawcett”.


  3. Gentle Shane
    says:

    Dan, be sure to practice your limp.


  4. Karridy
    says:

    Viva Adderall!


  5. DanM
    says:

    Nice guess, Karridy, but no … I wish.

    Hey, you wanna stay at my house when you come to Vegas? So long as I get 15 minutes alone with your dopp kit, I am sure you’d make a great houseguest.


  6. Fawcett
    says:

    Just so the world (DPD) knows, there was nothing illegal shipped to Dantana…just a free Harrahs platinum parking pass they gave me as a result of my sweet dice throwing ability.


  7. Ed
    says:

    So Dan might get rolled one night going home for a whole $4.53?


  8. DanM
    says:

    You lie, you lie! It was drugs! And hookers!