Special Message Just for Fawcett

by , May 28, 2008 | 3:55 am

Yo, Scott, the super-secret package has arrived. Dude, thanks so much for sending being dead money in the eyes of Harrah’s. I feel handicapped in a good way. Go Batfaces.

8 Comments to “Special Message Just for Fawcett”

  1. Fawcett

    Hope it works…

  2. Ed

    Weird. For some reason I read the title as “Special Massage Just for Fawcett”.

  3. Gentle Shane

    Dan, be sure to practice your limp.

  4. Karridy

    Viva Adderall!

  5. DanM

    Nice guess, Karridy, but no … I wish.

    Hey, you wanna stay at my house when you come to Vegas? So long as I get 15 minutes alone with your dopp kit, I am sure you’d make a great houseguest.

  6. Fawcett

    Just so the world (DPD) knows, there was nothing illegal shipped to Dantana…just a free Harrahs platinum parking pass they gave me as a result of my sweet dice throwing ability.

  7. Ed

    So Dan might get rolled one night going home for a whole $4.53?

  8. DanM

    You lie, you lie! It was drugs! And hookers!