You\’ve probably seen this already, but in case you haven\’t … lots of dumb gamblers* these days:
And then there was this guy, who called 911 with a claim that a slot machine stole his money.
* \”gamblers\” is a term we can expect to see/hear more and more in the (non-poker) media as the election nears, generally referring pejoratively to a class of citizens who are presumed to be bad people.