You’ve probably seen this already, but in case you haven’t … lots of dumb gamblers* these days:

Like the guy who tried to bet a different kind of greenies:

And then there was this guy, who called 911 with a claim that a slot machine stole his money.

* “gamblers” is a term we can expect to see/hear more and more in the (non-poker) media as the election nears, generally referring pejoratively to a class of citizens who are presumed to be bad people.