Clonie: The Musical?

by , Sep 1, 2008 | 6:50 pm

Best Poker Song Ever?!?

Interestingly enough, Clonie is playing in South Africa this week — in the Sun City Million, the biggest tourney festival in Africa, a US$1.5 million guaranteed — without any of her Full Tilt cronies. Hmmm …

(To be fair, the event is hosted by Shannon Elizabeth, who is one of her very top MySpace friends, but still … I feel a blip in the Clonie sector of the Poker Force.)


18 Comments to “Clonie: The Musical?”


  1. Tuk
    says:

    Nice blog you have! I would love to receive your feedback to mine. I’m promoting a new way of getting $200 for free what I call the tuktuk poker model. If you can have a look – http://tuktukbkk.blogspot.com – Maybe you could 1 of this days post something about my idea!

    Thank you!


  2. DanM
    says:

    Feedback: Your niche is a little too narrow to attract a large audience, no matter how much SEO/spamming you do.

    Good luck with your endeavors; I am sure you are exactly the type people will feel confident entrusting with the legally questionable transfer of money across internet lines. However, some might find it just easier to work for $200.

    Advice: More Clonie.


  3. Tuk
    says:

    Hi DanM,

    It was not my intention to do spam… If you feel that please remove my comment.

    Couldnt understand your comments clearly but maybe thats my english…

    Anyway thanks for your feedback. Best regards, Tuk


  4. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    Dan,

    If you ban this Tuk, his 5000 other cronies will post looking for feedback.


  5. Tuk
    says:

    his 5000 other cronies… what the hell is that?


  6. DanM
    says:

    The song, please, the song! It’s an awesomely hysterical tune! And maybe some speculative gossip about Full Tilt …


  7. Tuk
    says:

    Whats the gossip on Full Tilt? Are they closing?


  8. DanM
    says:

    Yes, exactly. Because Clonie has gone to South Africa, Full Tilt is closing. The cat’s outta the bag now! Don’t tell anyone, though, k?


  9. Tuk
    says:

    Ok! I will keep it within your blog but I will take the advantage of knowing this information in advance to take all my $1595 from there…


  10. donkey
    says:

    Dear Tuk,

    Please mail $1595 to DanM for present and future advertisement/spams.

    Thanks.
    D

    ps. are you one of them Gingers?


  11. DanM
    says:

    So really, I think Clonie’s looking pretty good these days …


  12. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    Tuk, you and your acolytes like to spam 2+2 (I personally banned at least 20 people who spammed your “blog”).


  13. Tuk
    says:

    So Kevin that was you the all time killing my co-workers… shame on you 🙂


  14. donkey
    says:

    Kev, there’s no 5000 cronies, Tuk is multi-accounting.


  15. DanM
    says:

    I won’t ban you, because you are obviously a real person, but yes, in general, hijacking threads of convo for the sole sake of giving your “Free money!” promotion Google juice is generally considered bad form.

    And the fact that you embrace such tactics makes people far less likely to trust your “service”. Some might even consider your business model a “nuisance”.

    One of the differences between blogs and forums (no offense, Kevin) is that comments on blogs are almost always at least tangentially related to the topic posted.

    OK, that’s your internet etiquette lesson for today. Please, run along now … we have important grown-up big-kid stuff to talk about here … like Clonie.


  16. shronk
    says:

    I love your blog! But more importantly, I need someone to help me help out this African Prince that emailed me today. Holler!


  17. DanM
    says:

    Oops, maybe I was a little harsh on Tuk? I don’t think I’ve ever so condescendingly told a reader to piss off before. I mean except to edbucks earlier yesterday. But other than that …


  18. Ed
    says:

    dan, edbucks is an “anonymous” ass and deserved it.

    then again, tuk is a comment/forum spammer and they deserve it too.