Annie Duke Kills Jews

That\’s the word … according to a YouTube commenter, Annie got herself a two-for-one on this week\’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice, knocking out not just Melissa, but also Joan Rivers … who wasn\’t even on the losing team!

Donald Trump said on Regis & Kelly this morning that Joan did quit. Next week will be the final four. 2 weeks from now is the finale.

So that leaves:

Clint Black
Jesse James
Annie Duke
Brande Roderick

UPDATE: I should probably add a question mark to the hedline, because some \”inside\” info has come in to say Joan will indeed be back in the mix and that my predictions below are way off. We\’ll have to see …

My prediction:

4th – Clint
He\’s been lucky to get this far, but ultimately can\’t present for shit and has caused too much friction on his teams.

2nd 3rd – Annie
She\’s impressed him the whole way. But in the end, she has to learn to get a lot more people to love her. We know she couldn\’t have won, because if she had, she wouldn\’t have had anything to say about Joan last week.

3rd 2nd – Jesse
Trump has kept him around trying to \”figure him out\” … he finally will, and in doing so will discover some reason to justify why a dude with visible tattoos can\’t represent him.

1st – Brande
She shines when needed, and made a great soliloquy about how being a pretty blonde makes her have to be smarter and work harder. She also can rally the funds when necessary, and in general, well … have you seen the gold monument to his imaginary cock on the Las Vegas Strip? He\’s a perv. Would also have the added benefit of letting all his Miss America contestants know that showing your buffest stuff can be an important step on the ladder to success.