Hot Boys: EPT Barcelona Winner Added

by , Sep 9, 2009 | 11:08 pm

In keeping with my newly-formed collection of the hottest boys of poker, I couldn’t resist adding this one to my list.

Hello, Carter Phillips! The well-armed winner of the European Poker Tour’s Barcelona stop just collected 850,000 Euros for his victory in the tournament there. Is it just a coincidence that I’m open to dating well-to-do men? I think not!

Uh-oh. Just read that Mr. Phillips is only 20-years old. I have a rule, and he doesn’t fit in my age range. Oh well, a woman can admire…since he’s legal and all.

12 Comments to “Hot Boys: EPT Barcelona Winner Added”

  1. DanM

    damn, impressive guns. not homo. just sayin’.

    jen, i don’t think there’s anything wrong with having someone “underage” on your list of, um, up-and-comers. the olsen twins built party-girl careers on the concept.

  2. California Jen

    Oh, he’s definitely staying on the list. He easily met my qualification – he’s hot. 🙂

  3. traction

    when did this site become

  4. DanM


  5. California Jen

    Does NWP put up pictures of hot men??? How did I miss that???

  6. traction

    sorry i meant wicked chops poker. nwp you guys will never be thank god

  7. California Jen

    We’re not Wicked Chops; they’ve got the hot chicks covered quite nicely. But since WCP caters to men, and the women were left out, I thought I’d help my poker sisters out. Someone had to do it, at least that’s what I’m telling myself.

  8. DanM

    WCP experimented with dudes once, but they were really drunk at the time:

  9. Ken

    Humm, when drunk you say?

    I guess that leaves us assured they’re straight on … well … at least Good Fridays — even numbered years that is.

  10. Poker Shrink

    I am shocked that a 20 year old is too old for Jen. Or did I misread?

  11. BJ Nemeth

    My friends and I have always called underage women “minor league prospects.” They just need a little more seasoning and experience before they can be called up to the majors.

    The rule I learned for guys is you divide your age by 2, and then add 7 — if your mate is older than that, it’s officially not creepy. That works for pretty much everyone from teenagers to senior citizens.

    18-year-old guy = 16-year-old girl
    20-year-old guy = 17-year-old girl
    30-year-old guy = 22-year-old girl
    40-year-old guy = 27-year-old girl
    50-year-old guy = 32-year-old girl
    60-year-old guy = 37-year-old girl
    70-year-old guy = 42-year-old girl

    These aren’t ideal matches, of course, but the limits of what is socially acceptable. Women should probably add an additional 10-15% of their own age, since older woman and younger men aren’t as socially accepted (at least in the U.S.)

    Of course, if you’re not looking for a relationship, Jen, everything over the age of 18 is fair game. 🙂

  12. California Jen

    Shrink, see BJ’s age rule. It’s the one I go by these days… And I’ll just say it – I’m 40! A 20-year old kid is just that: a kid. Too young! But it doesn’t stop me from admiring. 🙂