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Hot Boys: EPT Barcelona Winner Added

by , Sep 9, 2009 | 11:08 pm

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In keeping with my newly-formed collection of the hottest boys of poker, I couldn’t resist adding this one to my list.

Hello, Carter Phillips! The well-armed winner of the PokerStars.com European Poker Tour’s Barcelona stop just collected 850,000 Euros for his victory in the tournament there. Is it just a coincidence that I’m open to dating well-to-do men? I think not!

Uh-oh. Just read that Mr. Phillips is only 20-years old. I have a rule, and he doesn’t fit in my age range. Oh well, a woman can admire…since he’s legal and all.


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12 Comments to “Hot Boys: EPT Barcelona Winner Added”


  1. DanM     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:17pm

    damn, impressive guns. not homo. just sayin’.

    jen, i don’t think there’s anything wrong with having someone “underage” on your list of, um, up-and-comers. the olsen twins built party-girl careers on the concept.


  2. California Jen     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:22pm

    Oh, he’s definitely staying on the list. He easily met my qualification – he’s hot. 🙂


  3. traction     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:23pm

    when did this site become nwp.com?


  4. DanM     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:24pm

    pervert.


  5. California Jen     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:24pm

    Does NWP put up pictures of hot men??? How did I miss that???


  6. traction     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:25pm

    sorry i meant wicked chops poker. nwp you guys will never be thank god


  7. California Jen     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:27pm

    We’re not Wicked Chops; they’ve got the hot chicks covered quite nicely. But since WCP caters to men, and the women were left out, I thought I’d help my poker sisters out. Someone had to do it, at least that’s what I’m telling myself.


  8. DanM     says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 11:30pm

    WCP experimented with dudes once, but they were really drunk at the time:

    http://wickedchopspoker.com/2009-wsop-guys-on-the-rail/


  9. Ken     says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 6:45am

    Humm, when drunk you say?

    I guess that leaves us assured they’re straight on … well … at least Good Fridays — even numbered years that is.


  10. Poker Shrink     says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 8:03am

    I am shocked that a 20 year old is too old for Jen. Or did I misread?


  11. BJ Nemeth     says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 3:37pm

    My friends and I have always called underage women “minor league prospects.” They just need a little more seasoning and experience before they can be called up to the majors.

    The rule I learned for guys is you divide your age by 2, and then add 7 — if your mate is older than that, it’s officially not creepy. That works for pretty much everyone from teenagers to senior citizens.

    18-year-old guy = 16-year-old girl
    20-year-old guy = 17-year-old girl
    30-year-old guy = 22-year-old girl
    40-year-old guy = 27-year-old girl
    50-year-old guy = 32-year-old girl
    60-year-old guy = 37-year-old girl
    70-year-old guy = 42-year-old girl

    These aren’t ideal matches, of course, but the limits of what is socially acceptable. Women should probably add an additional 10-15% of their own age, since older woman and younger men aren’t as socially accepted (at least in the U.S.)

    Of course, if you’re not looking for a relationship, Jen, everything over the age of 18 is fair game. 🙂


  12. California Jen     says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 3:53pm

    Shrink, see BJ’s age rule. It’s the one I go by these days… And I’ll just say it – I’m 40! A 20-year old kid is just that: a kid. Too young! But it doesn’t stop me from admiring. 🙂