Jeff Madsen Can’t Stop Rappin’

by , Dec 14, 2009 | 8:15 am

Perhaps inspired by Wicked Chops’ telling him to please stop, Jeff Madsen apparently has rented 8 Mile and/or got laid this weekend:

ALT HED: Poor Girl


11 Comments to “Jeff Madsen Can’t Stop Rappin’”


  1. California Jen
    says:

    I suppose I keep watching these hoping he will get better…or actually write a rap instead of “freestyling.” As a lifelong fan of rap music, I’m embarrassed.

    I agree with WCP. Stop, Madsen. Please stop.


  2. DanM
    says:

    I think he did write this one … No?

    I think he’s getting better … and entertainingly douchier, too!


  3. California Jen
    says:

    If he wrote that, looked at it, thought it was good, memorized it, and “rapped” it, I’ll eat an Eminem CD.


  4. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    If you mean “write” as in said whatever popped into his head, I would agree.


  5. Shug Night
    says:

    Yo – This guy haz got mad skillz. Reminds me of my boy poop doggy dogg. If he come see me, have him bring his b****

    Shug


  6. zachdealer
    says:

    I had to stop halfway through again, he is so terrible. Keep your day job madson, and stop stiffing the dealers too.


  7. Karridy
    says:

    You don’t have to know a thing about rap to be annoyed by the amount of crutches this guy has. – While railing Julie Schneider in her 2-7TD Final Table at ’09 WSOP, he, Gavin S., and the rest of his group were doing some freestyle stuff for ESPN. They were RIGHT next to the final table, loud, and filled with cussing. He’s an embarrassment.


  8. DanM
    says:

    Ha! Fair enough, but I’m not so sure you want to bring Julie into it when it comes to be loud on the rail.


  9. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    Julie should do a rap of her own:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLLc0vVewlA


  10. Harris
    says:

    Does anyone know if there is a Poker Success to Idiot/Douche Bag allowance ratio?


  11. Karridy
    says:

    Unfortunately Helmuth has set the record for that too, so there’s still quite a bit of slack left.