While doing an image search for poker and pie, I came across this delightful-yet-forgotten Mother Goose b-side about poker … and pie:
(From Gutenberg.org)
THE TARTSThe Queen of Hearts,
She made some tarts,
All on a summer\’s day;
The Knave of Hearts,
He stole the tarts,
And took them clean away.The King of Hearts
Called for the tarts,
And beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of Hearts
Brought back the tarts,
And vowed he\’d steal no more.