Please Stop Eating Out the Strippers

You may have noticed we have a new poll on the right hand sidebar — looking into the behavior of poker players since the enactment of the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. I know those of you who are voting for the cunniligual entertainment write-in candidate think you\’re being funny, but really, stop it! You\’re going to skew the results on a very serious matter. Besides, Pokerati feels like we know our readers well, and we\’ll bet $10,000 that there\’s no way six of you have been, uh, down to Panama with a paid professional in the past 31 days.