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Hiring: Dumb, Inc. and Dumber, LLC.

by , May 7, 2007 | 11:14 am

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Dumb
Found at CraigsList, here

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Reply to: job-314136637@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-18, 10:08AM CDT

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If I have to tell you why this post is dumb, this blog is too intelligent for you. And that’s a very sad thing indeed.


Dumber
Found at CraigsList, here

Poker Dealers
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Reply to: job-324103313@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-04, 4:34AM CDT

So I am looking for some people who are experienced poker dealers. I am wanting to open up a poker house and need some dealer/investors. If you are interested in talking let me know.

…I’m speechless. Also, starting an employment offer with “So” compares professionally with starting a sales pitch with “Yo yo yo, check it. Yo, check it.”


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9 Comments to “Hiring: Dumb, Inc. and Dumber, LLC.”


  1. DanM     says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 1:44pm

    note to self … remove “So” from opening line of various forms of correspondence.


  2. April Kyle     says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:27pm

    I once worked with a woman who, when she spoke, started every sentence with “So…” Drove me nuts.


  3. Karridy     says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:33pm

    My wife likes to do that, but she goes for the full on combo. “Yah, Okay, So like..”. Usually followed by: And I was all “No way” and she was like “Uh, …Yah“. Okay, maybe it’s not that bad. But, so, like, well, yeah, you know what I’m saying.


  4. DanM     says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:45pm

    I just did a search on CL for “poker” … seems like a lot of people are getting rid of their expensive tables.

    but perhaps the most interesting ad i found was this one:
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/cas/302706684.html


  5. Scott Chaffin     says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 7:02pm

    Sheesh — Plano people. If I wanted to play poker around nekkid ladies, I’d hire a stripper.

    My first encounter with the “So…” folks was new-school engineers. Generally, it was “So…what I hear you saying is” followed by something I wasn’t saying at all. I think it’s a self-esteem thing, where you’re not allowed to disagree with anyone directly.


  6. Drizztdj     says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 8:13am

    I’m moving to Plano.


  7. Fresh Princess     says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 1:02pm

    So, like I totally prefer knitting!


  8. Fresh Princess     says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 1:03pm

    Dan – FYI, knitting is different than So (sewing).


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