A few quotes from walking around the tables well into the late hours.
(An annoying, brash internet player is debating making a large call against an all-in)
Annoying Player: Cmon, what do you want me to do? Tell you what, I\’ll do whatever you want me to.
All-in player: You will?
Annoying Player: Yeah, what do you want me to do?
All-in player: …Bust.
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(Player makes a big fold)
Player 1: I wanted to call. You all know what I had.
Player 2: Oh, you had aces?
Player 1: (Hesitates) I can\’t tell you, I\’d be giving out too much info.
Player 2: Oh that\’s okay, I\’m a horrible player, it wouldn\’t do me any good.