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Overheard at the WSOP: Day 1A

by , Jul 7, 2007 | 6:56 pm

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A few quotes from walking around the tables well into the late hours.

(An annoying, brash internet player is debating making a large call against an all-in)

Annoying Player: Cmon, what do you want me to do? Tell you what, I’ll do whatever you want me to.
All-in player: You will?
Annoying Player: Yeah, what do you want me to do?
All-in player: …Bust.

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(Player makes a big fold)

Player 1: I wanted to call. You all know what I had.
Player 2: Oh, you had aces?
Player 1: (Hesitates) I can’t tell you, I’d be giving out too much info.
Player 2: Oh that’s okay, I’m a horrible player, it wouldn’t do me any good.


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  1. BJ Nemeth     says:
    July 7th, 2007 at 9:31pm

    Annoying Player: Cmon, what do you want me to do? Tell you what, I’ll do whatever you want me to.
    All-in player: You will?
    Annoying Player: Yeah, what do you want me to do?
    All-in player: …Bust.

    The correct reply in that situation is “Go fuck yourself.” I’d be willing to take the ten-minute penalty for that one. 🙂