Though I’m not sure how official these are, some odds on who’s gonna win the NBC National Heads-Up Poker Championship (Feb. 29) are out … and Tom Schneider is listed in the middle of the pack at 45:1 — the same as David Williams, Jennifer Harman, Huck seed, and TJ Cloutier. Duuude. Not bad. Clonie, after all, is 80:1, which is almost as good as Jerry Yang’s 60:1.

Click below to see the full list … and while doing that, think how funny it is that this sorta poker ink comes from marijuana.com. (And Tom says I do nothing for him …)

Phil Ivey 25/1
Daniel Negreanu 25/1
Patrik Antoinus 25/1
Paul Wasicka 35/1
David Benyamine 35/1
Todd Brunson 35/1
Allen Cunninghman 35/1
Freddy Deeb 35/1
Chris Ferguson 35/1
Ted Forrest 35/1
Barry Greenstein 35/1
Gus Hansen 35/1
Phil Hellmuth 35/1
John Juanda 35/1
Erick Lindgren 35/1
David Pham 35/1
J.C. Tran 35/1
Doyle Brunson 35/1
Jennifer Harman 45/1
Erik Seidel 40/1
Brian Townsend 35/1
David Williams 45/1
Daniel Schreiber 50/1
Kenny Tran 55/1
Sam Farha 55/1
Joe Hachem 55/1
Howard Lederer 55/1
Mike Matusow 55/1
Greg Raymer 55/1
Eli Elezra 55/1
Tom Schneider 45/1
Tom Dwan 30/1
Antonio Esfandiari 60/1
Jamie Gold 60/1
Phil Laak 65/1
Michael Mizrachi 65/1
Gabe Kaplan 65/1
Johnny Chan 30/1
Scott Clements 30/1
Johnathan Little 20/1
David Singer 40/1
Gavin Smith 40/1
Jean-Robert Bellande 60/1
Chad Brown 65/1
Annie Duke 60/1
Scotty Nguyen 40/1
Huck Seed 45/1
Jerry Yang 60/1
Bill Edler 40/1
T.J. Cloutier 45/1
Scott Fischman 40/1
Jennifer Tilly 80/1
Clonie Gowen 80/1
Sam Grizzle 90/1
Vanessa Rousso 90/1
Jason Alexander 90/1
Don Cheadle 100/1
Shannon Elizabeth 100/1
Brad Garrett 100/1
Oriel Hershiser 100/1