While doing an image search for poker and pie, I came across this delightful-yet-forgotten Mother Goose b-side about poker … and pie:

(From Gutenberg.org)

THE TARTS

The Queen of Hearts,
She made some tarts,
All on a summer’s day;
The Knave of Hearts,
He stole the tarts,
And took them clean away.

The King of Hearts
Called for the tarts,
And beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of Hearts
Brought back the tarts,
And vowed he’d steal no more.