That’s my story and I’m sticking to it … especially since the WSOP Commish (who was on a teleconference with about 30 other people, some of them posing as journalists) just promised that if anyone writes an inaccurate hedline similar to the above, they will be receiving a personal call from him, presumably so he can rough them up for a retraction.

Awesome. Jeffrey, my number is 214-729-1811. I look forward to hearing from you soon.