License to Shill

by , Apr 26, 2008 | 3:33 am

There are probably more personalized license plates in Las Vegas than anywhere else per capita. Perhaps because they only cost $36, or because so many people in this town are totally full of themselves. I’m being serious — at any given stoplight not on the Strip, you can expect to see at least a fourth of the cars labeled with the likes of KITZKAT, CIRQUE, NO CASH, TJQKA, and BLOGHME.

Hmm, I have to get a new Nevada license plate … I have $36 … and the Nevada DMV has a fun web-thingy for checking availability of your vanity phrase. You’re limited to 4-7 alphanumeric characters (but no zeros), so POKERATI is out. But some available possibilities to consider:



Now taking suggestions and money offers to officially label (me and) my vehicle as

Unavailable: BODOG, DOYLE, CRDPLYR, SHIP IT, PAULY, BLUFF


23 Comments to “License to Shill”


  1. Ed
    says:

    dan dan dan….learn to be l33t.

    “POKRATI”


  2. California Jen
    says:

    POKRATI


  3. California Jen
    says:

    Jinx, Ed! Great minds…


  4. son of sue
    says:

    Do I even need to vote?


  5. DanM
    says:

    ***learn to be l33t***

    leet? loot?? uh …


  6. Ed
    says:

    showing your age, dan.

    i need to get one with the name of my signature hand. “AUTOWIN”

    Not much use when no one would know what it meant.

    how about “THENUTS” or if that is taken “DANUTS”

    Oh oh..how about “FKNRVR”


  7. 85nutz
    says:

    Hey 85NUTZ is available!!!


  8. Kajagugu
    says:

    lame. weak. you need something good:

    72OFF

    DQB

    You can thanks me later


  9. tbonezz111
    says:

    how about DNKYPLR, DNKEY, or even INVRWIN ?????


  10. DanM
    says:

    ***showing your age, dan.***

    seriously, what does l33t mean? I just learned “pwned” the other day.


  11. Ed
    says:

    a.k.a. elite


  12. Ed
    says:

    oh…and you should have used some of that “Lucky You” free time to visit wikipedia.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L33t

    now i am off to a friends house to play Rock Band!


  13. DMVPIO
    says:

    Hmmm. Kind of a confusing website but I think the blogger is, like, POKERATI?

    Actually, Nevada is fourth in the number of prestige (official term) plates and, you’re right, it has a lot to do with how expensive that accessory is.

    DANGER: I’m on the committee that rejects plates so be careful what you say. And also understand that we conform to Nevada Revised Statues and those guidelines, not some street notion of what should be OK.


  14. Donkey Bomber
    says:

    I vote for Reraze or Potit. Another good one that helps prevent you from getting tickets mailed to you because they can’t identify the plate is O0D00OD


  15. Bill
    says:

    How about “BIGSLIK” “BADBEAT” “HEEHAW” “ICALL” “IMANIT” “UNABMBR”, “MAGICMAN”, “LDIABLO”, “SHKNBAK” (Sorry about the “Talladega Nights” references)


  16. DanM
    says:

    No Zeros, Tom … angle-shooter.

    Potit wouldn’t really work for me because I don’t play much Omaha.


  17. Gentle Shane
    says:

    TAGGSCHAIRS


  18. Tagg
    says:

    IHEARTGENTLESHANE


  19. DanM
    says:

    7 letters max, dudes.


  20. Thum
    says:

    DANANG


  21. david haney
    says:

    HOW CAN EVERYONE BE MISSING THIS ONE? PKERATI


  22. Ed
    says:

    BOB!

    PKERATI just does not work as well as POKRATI. POKR can almost be said the same as POKER. PKER would almost sound like you had some weird tick..or could even sound like PICKER.

    BTW, how ya doing?


  23. david haney
    says:

    But there can be no O. I continue to struggle.