![\"\"](\"http://old.pokerati.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rungoodchallenge1.jpg\")
While Jen was slaving away covering the WCOOP on the PokerStarsBlog this weekend, I was extremely busy playing in a $1,000 freeroll on PokerStars (12 players max). I\’m sure it won\’t make her extra-happy to know that I overslept for this special-invite tourney and logged in with an M < 1. But that\'s what it took to make the final table -- playing tighter than ever. My stats en route to finishing 9th:
During current Hold\’em session you were dealt 122 hands and saw flop:
– 0 out of 21 times while in big blind (0%)
– 0 out of 22 times while in small blind (0%)
– 2 out of 79 times in other positions (2%)
– a total of 2 out of 122 (1%)
Pots won at showdown – 1 of 2 (50%)
Pots won without showdown – 0
The series of events is called The Run Good Challenge — mad props to our friends at PokerListings for putting it on. 10 independent typists and two professional bloggers from Listings … duking it out in a game of online hungry-hungry hippo for real American cash:
Event 1: NLHE, regular Stars Structure (Sept 6)
Event 2: NLHE, turbo structure (Sept 13)
Event 3: NLHE/PLO, regular structure (Sept 20)
Grand Final: NLHE Deep Stack structure (Sept 27)For the three prelims the top three spots will pay: $600, $300, $100. Grand final will consist of top five performers from external bloggers plus best of Dan or myself and will pay all six spots: $1,000, $650, $400, $200, $150, $100.
Sweet, no? Be sure to click below for \”live\” chatlog coverage from the feature table — kinda interesting to see how entertaining poker can be when you eliminate the hands. (And gives you disturbing insight into the sick minds of bloggers competing in a tournament that couldn\’t happen at the WSOP without the entire final table being sent to the penalty box.)
Good mishmash times with Amy Calistri, Change 100, Pauly, the Entities from Wicked Chops (um, inverse multi-accounting?), Spaceman, Poker Shrink, Kid Dynamite, Shamus, Michele Lewis, and Matt & Dan from PokerListings.
UPDATE: Wicked Chops were no-shows.
As mentioned, I arrived a little late for this one, despite setting my poker alarm by going to sleep with Stars running a mere two feet from my head. Alas, pacific time, man … had 95 chips with blinds 50/100 when I arrived, waited a few hands and moved in with KQs … King on the river to triple me up … pushed again the next hand with A-10, but ran into Spaceman\’s AA and didn\’t suck out like i was supposed to. In the end (of Event #1), Pauly got heads-up with PL Dan … and upon learning that the PokerListings guys couldn\’t win any money so their cash would be forwarded to the next prize pool we all insta-became big Dan fans … and during their lengthy suck-and-resuck mano-y-mano we did what you would expect any good poker writers to do: We tried to see what cuss words and sexual euphemisms we could get through the PokerStars chatbox censor.
Congrats to PL Dan for taking it down (and carrying it over!) and thanks to him and Matt for making this sort of poker party possible:
| — USERID | CHAT | SEAT |
| LFISBRTL | what it do | 3 |
| Blue123 | hey y\’all | 6 |
| ZClub | Poker Shrink here | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | pl strategy writer dan skolovy here | 3 |
| Blue123 | amyc here | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | just finishing up my other tables | 3 |
| Blue123 | just got out of my rockin\’ .10/.20 razz game | 6 |
| ZClub | I assume that Michalski asleep in seat 7 | 1 |
| Blue123 | yeah – Dan can\’t really be awake yet | 6 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| mcornman | what is the password for this event? | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| mcornman | ?????? | Observer |
| ZClub | you called it Amy | 1 |
| Blue123 | you\’re going to have to come over me to get his blinds however | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | can not confirm or deny any password for this even | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | t | 3 |
| ZClub | someone is missing | 1 |
| ZClub | must be a west coaster | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | i think there are a couple people | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | free blinds in seat 9 there | 3 |
| ZClub | 11 signed up but someone is completely awol | 1 |
| ZClub | I think it may be the Wicked Chops entry | 1 |
| Blue123 | naughty girl | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | i see how it is | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | too busy for free money | 3 |
| ZClub | change is too aggressive, its Pauly double accounting | 1 |
| ZClub | call the press! | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | multi accounting is all the rage these days | 3 |
| ZClub | it always is good for a couple of interviews | 1 |
| ZClub | damn, observer chat is off, I can\’t harrass the other table | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | well its on for the guy begging for the pw | 3 |
| ZClub | hmm, must be me | 1 |
| Blue123 | wanted to see that one 🙂 | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | cib | 3 |
| RaiCanada | registration closed | Observer |
| RaiCanada | someone can tell me the password ? | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | shit i am playing in a bunch of late stage turbos | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | almost open shoved the sb there with trash | 3 |
| ZClub | lets buy Dan in to a couple of more tables, maybe heads up | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | im down | 3 |
| RaiCanada | where i can got the password ? | Observer |
| ZClub | Pauly is playing from the floor of the Borgata that should help | 1 |
| ZClub | is WCOOP still going on? change could be working too | 1 |
| change1OO | I was up until 7 AM blogging it | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | thats brutal | 3 |
| TNSpaceman | lookit these crazy people | Observer |
| ZClub | fast play means more sleep 🙂 | 1 |
| DrPauly | hello all | Observer |
| Blue123 | hey pauly | 6 |
| DrPauly | good luck everyone | Observer |
| ZClub | Hey Dr. | 1 |
| Real Texan | hey everyone | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | howdy | 3 |
| Blue123 | hey gf | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | royal draw | 3 |
| mooninjune | good luck peoples | Observer |
| mooninjune | <– shamalamus | Observer |
| ZClub | Hey Shamus | 1 |
| Blue123 | hey | 6 |
| mooninjune | spaceman thinks he can take my blinds | Observer |
| Blue123 | i\’m such a calling station today | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | i can, sometimes | Observer |
| ZClub | today? | 1 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| Blue123 | I mean they\’re not suited or anything today | 6 |
| mooninjune | he did with the hammer once | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | TEN HIGH SHIP | 3 |
| ZClub | strong | 1 |
| Blue123 | sweeeet | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | im gonna raise your limp everytime z | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | nobody limps my sb with t2 | 3 |
| ZClub | political talk at the other table, this could get nasty | 1 |
| ZClub | yes sir | 1 |
| ZClub | I think you are in more danger to the left | 1 |
| ZClub | you two like a private room? | 1 |
| Blue123 | these two love to tangle | 6 |
| Blue123 | tango | 6 |
| ZClub | dance | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | nh | 3 |
| change1OO | lucky catch | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | sick | 3 |
| change1OO | aii ya | 4 |
| Blue123 | yikes | 6 |
| change1OO | well that\’s what i do on 2 hrs sleep | 4 |
| mooninjune | oof | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | lol the way ive been playing i have to get that in pre everytime | 3 |
| ZClub | a little private heads up match over there | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | no difference | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | only this way my money gets to go in good | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | rather than the satisfaction of sucking out | 3 |
| Blue123 | grrr | 6 |
| ZClub | Ah the pokerlistings ringers can\’t win the cash | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | gr | 3 |
| ZClub | no wonder they are so loose | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | yeah 🙁 | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | well no | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | i always play like this | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | 😉 | 3 |
| ZClub | me too | 1 |
| ZClub | poorly | 1 |
| ZClub | those that can\’t do, teach | 1 |
| ZClub | those that can\’t teach, write about it | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| ZClub | and if you can\’t do either, you manage | 1 |
| change1OO | jesus | 4 |
| ZClub | change, you guys cover one WCOOP from beginning to end? | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | gg | 3 |
| change1OO | gg, good luck all | Observer |
| Blue123 | gg | 6 |
| ZClub | yikes! | 1 |
| change1OO | no, we do two shifts. i blogged 8 pm until it finished around 5:30am, then wrote the recap | Observer |
| ZClub | still brutal | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | lfisbrtl | 3 |
| ZClub | this will be interesting | 1 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | pauly fall asleep? | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | he is working at Borgata | Observer |
| ZClub | he is working at Borgata | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | ah oh yeah | 3 |
| IndomacK | dan, you\’re killing it | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | steamrolling | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| IndomacK | take it down for the home team | Observer |
| MSeasons | life is brutal | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | aye | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | shove river i want to make hero call | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | ship! | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | nh | 3 |
| ZClub | you rejoice an 8 highwin | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | stand up to that bully | 3 |
| ZClub | FLOOR! | 1 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| IndomacK | man oh man | Observer |
| ZClub | counterfeit | 1 |
| Blue123 | me 2 🙂 | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | guys were cutting into my 15 tabling time | 3 |
| ZClub | go for it, we will be kind | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | im used to blinds going up much faster | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | i play turbos so i dont have to actually play poker | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | i just like flipping coins | 3 |
| MSeasons | agreed | Observer |
| ZClub | nice | 1 |
| MSeasons | poker is too hard | Observer |
| Blue123 | hehehe | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | i dont like that river | 3 |
| Blue123 | thought it might have saved me | 6 |
| IndomacK | man, this table is ridiculous | Observer |
| IndomacK | super shorthanded | Observer |
| ZClub | yep, put in another seat and we go 10 handed | 1 |
| ZClub | we can squeeze in | 1 |
| ZClub | Dan has three rounds left | 1 |
| IndomacK | blast | Observer |
| Real Texan | sorry!! | 2 |
| ZClub | there we go | 1 |
| TNSpaceman | w00t | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | FINAL TABLE m***F***ER! | 4 |
| Blue123 | damn – actual players | 6 |
| KidDynamite4 | what a rush | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | hrm | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’im SO nervous | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | congrats final table!!! | 3 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| ZClub | shouldn | 1 |
| TNSpaceman | it\’s different under the lights, kid | 9 |
| IndomacK | it is a tough final table to make | Observer |
| ZClub | t they be sitting out? | 1 |
| IndomacK | only three quarters make it | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | aiyahhh | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | KK AGAIN! | 4 |
| TNSpaceman | dan has actually performed better by not playing. | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | michele has radar on me | 4 |
| ZClub | geez I may beat out Michalski the no-show | 1 |
| ZClub | may… | 1 |
| Blue123 | well as long as Russ Hamilton\’s not here – we all might have a chance | 6 |
| Real Texan | it was a read | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | LOL | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | 4 |
| ZClub | nasty Amy | 1 |
| TNSpaceman | is that amy across the table from me? | 9 |
| ZClub | true but nasty | 1 |
| KidDynamite4 | see, all my previous raises are supposed to make you pay me off when i have a big hand! | 4 |
| Blue123 | indeed it is | 6 |
| Blue123 | hey | 6 |
| Real Texan | hey dan, where were u in colorado? | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | i haven\’t seen you in sooooo long | 9 |
| Real Texan | hi amy! | 2 |
| Blue123 | I just don\’t want to go out before Dan | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | even when he\’s playing, that\’s what we all aim for | 9 |
| IndomacK | dan\’s chair is making a run at the money | Observer |
| DrPauly | wow, i made the final table | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | 4 |
| TNSpaceman | we should set up a heads-up challenge between dan\’s chair and vinny vinh\’s chair | 9 |
| LFISBRTL | greatest chair run since minh | 3 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| Real Texan | congratulations | 2 |
| LFISBRTL | yeah vinny vinh | 3 |
| ZClub | the Vinnie Vinh of bloggres | 1 |
| LFISBRTL | my bad | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | olol | 3 |
| Real Texan | lol | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | of bloggers\’ CHAIRS, you mean | 9 |
| DrPauly | just a reminder, that im hosting Saturdays with Dr. Pauly at 4:20pm ET | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | we\’ll all just sit out and see who wins | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | some how | 3 |
| TNSpaceman | i might just have to play today | 9 |
| ZClub | where the hell did he come from? | 1 |
| Real Texan | anyone ever read vicki coren\’s piece on that? | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | on saturdays with dr pauly? | 9 |
| ZClub | Vinnie Vinh on Pauly? | 1 |
| Real Texan | cougar on dr pauly | 2 |
| DrPauly | dude, eskimois here | 8 |
| DrPauly | saw him again today | 8 |
| DrPauly | not playing, but wandering around | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | wherever there\’s a handout to be had | 9 |
| Real Texan | at least he\’s upright | 2 |
| ZClub | thats what Eskimo is here means | 1 |
| TNSpaceman | wherever a dollar might fall on the ground | 9 |
| TNSpaceman | eskimo is there | 9 |
| Real Texan | whaaatevaaa | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | hey michele | 4 |
| Real Texan | yo? | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | now adays, the kids say \”whatevs\” | 4 |
| ZClub | rule 42: if AMy can raise, I can fold | 1 |
| DrPauly | i love AC, some guy named Dino just busted | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | oooooooooooooooooh | 9 |
| ZClub | bitch! | 1 |
| Real Texan | i\’m down wid dat | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | just trying to help you stay hip | 4 |
| ZClub | will stalling help? | 1 |
| KidDynamite4 | oh Doc… | 4 |
| Real Texan | i need all the hip i can get | 2 |
| ZClub | ten minute break Pauly? | 1 |
| DrPauly | now? | 8 |
| Real Texan | smoke break | 2 |
| DrPauly | i wish | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly, you need a bounty on your head | 4 |
| DrPauly | no | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | i need incentive | 4 |
| DrPauly | i dont | 8 |
| DrPauly | it encourages POOR play | 8 |
| IndomacK | next break in 5 mins | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | exactly | 4 |
| ZClub | Well at least you\’re not \”The hardest working man in poker\” | 1 |
| Real Texan | or a stud | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | not that i\’m complaining, but i\’m still trying to find out how i got considered a member of \”the poker media\” | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | lol michele | 4 |
| ZClub | a question we all are asking | 1 |
| TNSpaceman | i have been asking that about myself since 2005 | 9 |
| ZClub | first requirement: a laptop | 1 |
| Real Texan | moon woke up | 2 |
| ZClub | second: still looking for it | 1 |
| IndomacK | its for bloggers | Observer |
| Real Texan | oooooohhhh | 2 |
| mooninjune | 🙂 | 5 |
| IndomacK | I think I\’ve read about poker on your blog…once or twice | Observer |
| IndomacK | maybe | Observer |
| TNSpaceman | dan came back to play his last 95? | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | in any case, thanks matt… you have good taste | 4 |
| Real Texan | moon spoke! | 2 |
| Blue123 | omg is Dan actually here? | 6 |
| mooninjune | moon is all cheese | 5 |
| IndomacK | right back atcha slick | Observer |
| DrPauly | gay av, dan | 8 |
| Real Texan | dan, i dare you to go all in | 2 |
| Real Texan | in like five hands | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | double dare him, then he will | 9 |
| LFISBRTL | save it for the bb imo | 3 |
| DrPauly | DOUBLE | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | gay av… hah | 4 |
| Blue123 | triple dog dare | 6 |
| ZClub | Dan I dare you to sit up straight for more than 10 minutes | 1 |
| mooninjune | dan is employing a most unique strategy | 5 |
| RiverDan72 | good morning | 7 |
| LFISBRTL | lets see how it works out for him | 3 |
| IndomacK | dan, there you are | Observer |
| Real Texan | that is not the dan youre looking for | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | in texas they call it \”strategery\” | 9 |
| ZClub | tragedy> | 1 |
| Real Texan | LOCKBOX | 2 |
| TNSpaceman | awesome michele 😀 | 9 |
| Real Texan | with a decoy | 2 |
| RiverDan72 | who\’s winning? | 7 |
| LFISBRTL | me i guess | 3 |
| TNSpaceman | poker is winning, dan. poker. | 9 |
| ZClub | the home team | 1 |
| mooninjune | gh amy | 5 |
| Blue123 | ty | 6 |
| Real Texan | pokerstars is winning | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | we are all winners in my book | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | lol… seriously.. am i the only one laughing at ME? | 4 |
| TNSpaceman | for the record, i\’m suddenly feeling strangely motivated. | 9 |
| TNSpaceman | and i hear theme music. | 9 |
| ZClub | Caddy Shack? | 1 |
| Real Texan | rocky? | 2 |
| Real Texan | lol | 2 |
| ZClub | that is so wrong | 1 |
| KidDynamite4 | chariots of fire? | 4 |
| IndomacK | surely its the theme from top gun | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | oh come on | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | a break | 3 |
| Real Texan | no more like cinderalla | 2 |
| LFISBRTL | bush league pshyce out stuff | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’m gonna go study | 4 |
| IndomacK | I\’m gonna go study a cigarette | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | where is Coquitlam? | 4 |
| IndomacK | near vancouver | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | yeah | 3 |
| IndomacK | suburb sorta | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | ohhh.. canadian eh? | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | yeah | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | i love beavers and igloos | 3 |
| Real Texan | do u like know negreanu? | 2 |
| Blue123 | I looked a moving to Vancouver once | 6 |
| KidDynamite4 | i also love beavers | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | AND igloos | 4 |
| IndomacK | all canadians know each other | Observer |
| DrPauly | and KIND NUGS | 8 |
| Blue123 | fear the beaver | 6 |
| KidDynamite4 | the beaver is actually somewhat of an endagered species these days | 4 |
| Real Texan | just had it stuffed | 2 |
| IndomacK | you have nothing to fear from the beaver | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | except the beaver itself | 3 |
| IndomacK | except for its tail | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | go beavers! | 7 |
| Blue123 | thanks dan | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | i had a pet beaver as a kkid | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | he lived in our bathtub | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | i am waiting for the punchline…. | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | thats it, he was just friendly | 3 |
| DrPauly | gl | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | crap | 7 |
| IndomacK | he\’s canadian, that was the punchline | Observer |
| DrPauly | gg Dan | 8 |
| IndomacK | oh noez! | Observer |
| TNSpaceman | nice run, dan. your chair, too. | 9 |
| RiverDan72 | such crap. | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | i played too tight | Observer |
| TNSpaceman | lol | 9 |
| ZClub | the moral victory is ours | 1 |
| IndomacK | blame it on the chair | Observer |
| Real Texan | maybe you just played too long | 2 |
| Blue123 | you played tighter than I\’ve ever seen you play | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | WAY tighter | 9 |
| ZClub | back to bed Dan | 1 |
| DrPauly | tighter than a twink\’s arse in west hollywood | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | lol | 9 |
| Real Texan | whats a twink | 2 |
| DrPauly | 8 | |
| ZClub | whose an arse | 1 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| Real Texan | whats a google | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | where is west hollywood? | 4 |
| DrPauly | do a image google search | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | what\’s a google | 9 |
| DrPauly | gg Dr. | 8 |
| Blue123 | gg | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | gg shrink | 9 |
| Real Texan | gg | 2 |
| LFISBRTL | gg | 3 |
| mcornman | gg | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | pacific timers at a disadvantage | Observer |
| mooninjune | gg | 5 |
| RiverDan72 | just sayin\’ | Observer |
| DrPauly | excuses | 8 |
| Blue123 | totally | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | pacific time is an advantage in life, so it evens out | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | 4 |
| TNSpaceman | i actually live on pacific time, but i do it in tennessee | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | HAMMMMAH | 4 |
| TNSpaceman | hiltons vs hammers | 9 |
| Real Texan | i can\’t google right now, have to focus on chat | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | aiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | NHNHNNH | 3 |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| o-hole-ne | hammer | Observer |
| Real Texan | lol | 2 |
| Blue123 | but of course | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | of course! | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | sonofa | 4 |
| DrPauly | AWESOME | 8 |
| mooninjune | hope someone took a picture | 5 |
| KidDynamite4 | legend | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | skilled the shit out of that river | 3 |
| DrPauly | i love poker (as i rub my nipples) | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | chao | 4 |
| DrPauly | sorry KD | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | runner runner! | 4 |
| DrPauly | come down to the borgata | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | now he actually has something to write about | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly… you shuold see how i\’ve been running my game | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | down 7k this week | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | i do not qualify for \”run good\” | 4 |
| DrPauly | good lord | 8 |
| DrPauly | i lost that in the market this week | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | ni han suh | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | yes, at least i will have a hand to write about and pimp p-listing for | 4 |
| IndomacK | that was an amazing hand | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i can\’t say \”p i m p\” ? | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | we control the shuffle algorithim | 3 |
| Blue123 | it was stunning | 6 |
| DrPauly | u cant say pimp, but u can say asscock | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | you were supposed to fold preflop, not call with a 40% chance. | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | oh. i see. | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | can i say doucheball? | 4 |
| Real Texan | i had goods | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | i guess so | 4 |
| LFISBRTL | you may | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | douchebag? | 4 |
| RiverDan72 | asscock | Observer |
| DrPauly | doucheanus | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | wow! | 4 |
| MSeasons | tourney is brtlly slow | Observer |
| Real Texan | u were supposed to bet more | 2 |
| RiverDan72 | cockass | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | this is a very fun game… | 4 |
| Blue123 | lol | 6 |
| KidDynamite4 | cockchugger? | 4 |
| KidDynamite4 | lolol | 4 |
| IndomacK | hey, you made the final table | Observer |
| IndomacK | thats pretty goood | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | true | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | ok spanky | 4 |
| Real Texan | hey dan, what is the porn warmer up called again | 2 |
| DrPauly | keep it kosher | 8 |
| Real Texan | fluffer! | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | aoyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 4 |
| DrPauly | gg KD | 8 |
| Blue123 | gg | 6 |
| TNSpaceman | gg kd | 9 |
| KidDynamite4 | thanks guys. | Observer |
| IndomacK | death blow | Observer |
| DrPauly | i won a race | 8 |
| Real Texan | gg | 2 |
| mooninjune | gg kid d | 5 |
| ZClub | Damn, I missed my own bustout hand; gotta get a new chipmunk for the computer | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | coup de grace | Observer |
| Blue123 | fatal flaw = lettin pauly get chips | 6 |
| LFISBRTL | what about that 72 vs qq one legged race? | 3 |
| TNSpaceman | doh. | 9 |
| IndomacK | come back with a vengeance next week | Observer |
| Real Texan | gg spacey | 2 |
| Blue123 | gg | 6 |
| DrPauly | gg SPACEMAN | 8 |
| mooninjune | gg spaceman | 5 |
| MSeasons | what\’s up indo? | Observer |
| DrPauly | tell Mrs. S i said hello! | 8 |
| TNSpaceman | i will do that | Observer |
| TNSpaceman | i may see you at 4:20 ET | Observer |
| IndomacK | what up | Observer |
| DrPauly | word | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | chop? | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | thats a normal raise size | 3 |
| Real Texan | whachutalkin bout willis | 2 |
| DrPauly | asscouck, doucheballs | 8 |
| DrPauly | vote for obama | 8 |
| DrPauly | no boom boom with soul brotha | 8 |
| Real Texan | i\’m voting for chops | 2 |
| LFISBRTL | to beaucoup | 3 |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| DrPauly | that\’s a fine speciem of alabama rattlesnake | 8 |
| DrPauly | hey michele, did u find out what a twink is yet? | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | lmao | 3 |
| Real Texan | i can\’t google when focusing on chatting! | 2 |
| Real Texan | ok, hang on | 2 |
| Real Texan | thats it? | 2 |
| Real Texan | just a gay guy? | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | not that there\’s anything wrong with that | Observer |
| Real Texan | lol | 2 |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | no of course not | 3 |
| Real Texan | especially when they are neat and tidy | 2 |
| LFISBRTL | what someone wants to do in their spare time is none of my business | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | gg | 3 |
| Real Texan | gg | 2 |
| Blue123 | nh | Observer |
| IndomacK | ayaa | Observer |
| mooninjune | gg amy | 5 |
| Blue123 | gg | Observer |
| DrPauly | gg AMY | 8 |
| Real Texan | does this mean i\’m the last woman sitting? | 2 |
| IndomacK | bubble time Dan | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | carry over ftw | 3 |
| IndomacK | for real, will make next week dope | Observer |
| MSeasons | showell….what up | Observer |
| IndomacK | yo | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | NH SIRS | 3 |
| IndomacK | who is this? | Observer |
| MSeasons | coles | Observer |
| IndomacK | ahh | Observer |
| IndomacK | whats up man, how goes it? | Observer |
| IndomacK | grinding? | Observer |
| MSeasons | getting killed on many tables | Observer |
| IndomacK | haha | Observer |
| Real Texan | quiet it in here without kd | 2 |
| DrPauly | booo | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | hey michele | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | can i ask you something? | Observer |
| Real Texan | sure | 2 |
| KidDynamite4 | what is the maximum age for a Cougar Cub? | Observer |
| Real Texan | now, that\’s the question of the hour | 2 |
| IndomacK | ship it | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | sick | 3 |
| mooninjune | gg | Observer |
| Real Texan | gg | 2 |
| IndomacK | zomg | Observer |
| IndomacK | wrecking crew | Observer |
| Real Texan | gg | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | gg | 3 |
| IndomacK | cmon Pauly | Observer |
| Real Texan | i don\’t know kid | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | depends on what? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | sharp wit? | Observer |
| Real Texan | i guess the age of the woman | Observer |
| Real Texan | i\’m 37 | Observer |
| Real Texan | my husband is 56 | Observer |
| Real Texan | 36 | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | oh | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | ok | Observer |
| MSeasons | this is cool | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | should i play? | 3 |
| IndomacK | somebody phone Pauly | Observer |
| MSeasons | fun to watch | Observer |
| IndomacK | just wait for a sec | Observer |
| Real Texan | YES | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | RAPE him! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly i mean… | Observer |
| IndomacK | I think hes working | Observer |
| IndomacK | hmmm | Observer |
| Real Texan | everyone has a diff opinion on the subject | Observer |
| o-hole-ne | very cool to wait | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | come on | Observer |
| IndomacK | there he is | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | did you SEE what he did to me?! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i will never be the same! | Observer |
| ZClub | He\’s ba k | Observer |
| IndomacK | lol | Observer |
| DrPauly | ok lets do it | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly.. you owe Dan a thanks… | Observer |
| Real Texan | he\’s back | Observer |
| DrPauly | THANKS! | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | i so wouldn\’t have waited | Observer |
| DrPauly | for waiting for me | 8 |
| change1OO | gooooooooo Pauly!! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | he waited for you | Observer |
| Real Texan | it\’s JUST DO IT | Observer |
| DrPauly | fellow poker media – undestands my plight | 8 |
| IndomacK | Dan, wheres the killer instinct? | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | no worries | 3 |
| change1OO | take it down, love | Observer |
| DrPauly | great sportsmanship | 8 |
| DrPauly | i apprecitae it | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | just for the record, Pauly, i told him to rape you | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | at the table only…. | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | 😉 | 3 |
| Real Texan | some think the woman has to be really old | Observer |
| DrPauly | i could use a nice ass pounding | 8 |
| IndomacK | so minimum $300 rolled over to enxt week | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | come on over | Observer |
| Real Texan | FIND A TWIRK | Observer |
| DrPauly | twink | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | west village.. i\’m just chilling out, blogging about the event | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | twirk… lolol | Observer |
| Real Texan | oh right | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| Real Texan | twink, twirk, twerp | Observer |
| Real Texan | TINKERBELL | Observer |
| IndomacK | hey KD, I put up a quick post you can link to at PL.com | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’m all over it matt | Observer |
| IndomacK | werd | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | really pauly waited for me? | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | my other 8 games are suffering for this hu battle | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | 😉 | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | FINISH HIM! | Observer |
| IndomacK | move in for the kill | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | \”i want him OUT of COMMISSION!\” | Observer |
| IndomacK | gamble like a muthabitch | Observer |
| Real Texan | u should call this wcoop event Z | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i can\’t believe i\’m railing a freeroll… | Observer |
| Real Texan | me too lol | Observer |
| Real Texan | change where are you | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | new personal low. | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | when\’s the next game? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | next week | Observer |
| IndomacK | next week, same time | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i hear it\’s turbo | Observer |
| Real Texan | when u r sleeping | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | do you better wake up earlier or you will miss it | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | so | Observer |
| IndomacK | I\’m working on getting the right structure | Observer |
| IndomacK | we\’ll see | Observer |
| Real Texan | maybe if you win you could buy an alarm clock | Observer |
| RodrionRh | WHOS GONNA WIN | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | is it possible to play Indian poker online? | Observer |
| RodrionRh | this is it | Observer |
| Real Texan | yo matt wheres the link | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | oh i have a straight?! | 3 |
| IndomacK | the link..I emailed it out earlier I think | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| Real Texan | yep got it | Observer |
| DrPauly | om like, he checked a staright | 8 |
| IndomacK | but its the last post on pokerlistings.com/blog | Observer |
| DrPauly | nh | 8 |
| RodrionRh | wtf | Observer |
| RodrionRh | pauly hes gonna win | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | wow michele | Observer |
| IndomacK | CMON | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | ive won 30/70s wit les | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | i just noticed that i\’m actually CERTIFIED on your site as an award winning smartass | Observer |
| IndomacK | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | Observer |
| RodrionRh | WTF | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| change1OO | weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | holy cow | Observer |
| DrPauly | RIVERSTARS | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | that was a roller coaster | 3 |
| change1OO | gogogogogo | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | Pauly is a superuser… | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | clearly | Observer |
| ZClub | abuser | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | user 363? | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | user 420 | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | come on… too easy | Observer |
| DrPauly | 🙂 | 8 |
| RodrionRh | LFISBRTL gonna win | Observer |
| Real Texan | kid, i told you that earlier | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | hey michele | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i didn\’t know.. just saw your blog.. i thought you were just commenting on my chat | Observer |
| Real Texan | pauly, thanks for spelling my name right | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | michele – did you crush it at the WSOP? or was that Tiffany Michele? | Observer |
| Real Texan | lol | Observer |
| DrPauly | you\’re welcome Mesheel Luois | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’m so confused | Observer |
| Real Texan | lol | Observer |
| Real Texan | i didn\’t do well this year but have a few cashes | Observer |
| Real Texan | it\’s louis | Observer |
| change1OO | and a final table… | Observer |
| Real Texan | ok, ok easy now | Observer |
| change1OO | she\’s being modest | Observer |
| Real Texan | youre being kind | Observer |
| change1OO | 😉 | Observer |
| RodrionRh | its the doom | Observer |
| Real Texan | 🙂 | Observer |
| Real Texan | it didn\’t count it was LIMIT | Observer |
| Real Texan | lol | Observer |
| change1OO | lol | Observer |
| Real Texan | but better than the ladies event | Observer |
| Real Texan | one notch up | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | zuh? | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | im going to hit a flop one day | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | i know it | 3 |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| DrPauly | i hope not | 8 |
| IndomacK | switch to god mode……now | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i feel like the slow kid in school… | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | michele – don\’t tell me you\’re a Cougar because of U. H. | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | …. | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i thought it was because you liked younger men! | Observer |
| IndomacK | nice work Pauly | Observer |
| DrPauly | phi slamma jamma | 8 |
| DrPauly | ty | 8 |
| Real Texan | YOU are one of the few to catch that | Observer |
| DrPauly | my event is ona break | 8 |
| Real Texan | Love phi slamma jamma | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | just read your blog | Observer |
| DrPauly | clyde | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | i am seriously the Slow Kid right now | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | facepalm | 3 |
| Real Texan | bought time | Observer |
| Real Texan | love the gldie | Observer |
| Real Texan | glide | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i have the Clyde the Glide dream team olympic jersey | Observer |
| Real Texan | right now i have a vision of pauly | Observer |
| DrPauly | heh, i used tohave his jersey when he was on teh jailblazers | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | my world has been shattered today… first pauly HAMMERS me | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | then i find out Michele is a Cougar because of U.H. | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | what next… no santa? | Observer |
| DrPauly | ooops | 8 |
| DrPauly | nh | 8 |
| IndomacK | oh snap | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | ty | 3 |
| Real Texan | i have a signed pic of barkley glide and hakeem | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | barkley glide? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | that sounds dirty | Observer |
| Real Texan | barkley, the glide | Observer |
| Real Texan | ha | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | gotta get me some barkley-glide | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | so matt | Observer |
| RodrionRh | this is gonna take foreeeeeeeeeeeeever | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | what do i win? | Observer |
| Real Texan | PL hat | Observer |
| IndomacK | gggamble | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | go america! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | \”America – F*** YEAH!\” | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’m also singing the South Park Movie Theme: Blame Canada | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | picture it | Observer |
| DrPauly | i like canadians | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | sitting at my pc in my boxers | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | ya we arent so bad | 3 |
| IndomacK | ugh | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | need some barkley-glide? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | meh eh | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | canadia | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | heck yes | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | will you nits PLEASE finish this so i can finish my blog post and get on with my life? | Observer |
| Real Texan | maybe u were late because you were using barkley glide? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly – i demand a copy of Gigli | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | and how come we don\’t hang out? | Observer |
| DrPauly | u can get it used on amazon for $2 | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | i was actually sleeping … with my computer less than 2-feet from my head | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | but it didn\’t wake me up for some reason | Observer |
| IndomacK | here we go | Observer |
| Real Texan | u were sleeping with your computer? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | um yeah, is that bad? | Observer |
| DrPauly | computer is code for thai hooker | 8 |
| DrPauly | ACE | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | gl me | 3 |
| IndomacK | uh oh | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | 5 | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | sick | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | same hand | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| RiverDan72 | no, it\’s code for computer. | Observer |
| IndomacK | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | same as your jj hand | 3 |
| IndomacK | ayaa | Observer |
| Real Texan | oh are u sure it\’s not twink | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | and thaiwhore.com … but still | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | matt | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | do i win the bad beat award? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | SHIP IT! | Observer |
| IndomacK | I\’ll have to look over it | Observer |
| DrPauly | yeah that was ugly | 8 |
| DrPauly | like asscock ugly | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | doucheball ugly | Observer |
| DrPauly | hey matt, who is coming to borgata from your crew | 8 |
| Real Texan | i prefer the term cockass | Observer |
| Real Texan | kokass | Observer |
| DrPauly | asscock i smy favorite, that and pandaclit | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | sidebet on who can come up with the best uncensored phrase? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | asscunt | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | dickeater | Observer |
| IndomacK | wow | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | run better | 3 |
| change1OO | weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | cunty | Observer |
| Real Texan | cockajuice | Observer |
| DrPauly | jesus | 8 |
| change1OO | fagotron | Observer |
| DrPauly | BAD BEAT SATURDAY | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | holy cow | Observer |
| Real Texan | assjuicecock | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | cocksmoker | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | polesmoker | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | heh lost another 70/30 at the same time | 3 |
| change1OO | michele wins | Observer |
| DrPauly | jizzolicious | 8 |
| Real Texan | ha | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | hey change.. | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | though the other one i actually care about | 3 |
| Real Texan | asspoopcock | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | what the fk was ***otron? | Observer |
| change1OO | faggotron | Observer |
| change1OO | phagotron | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i am lost…. | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | oh | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | Observer |
| Real Texan | fagsass | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | buttpounder | Observer |
| change1OO | they allow that one on full tilt | Observer |
| Real Texan | phagsass | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | cumguzzler | Observer |
| Real Texan | TWINKARSE | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | sorry… i win | Observer |
| DrPauly | Twinkclit | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | lololol | Observer |
| change1OO | assjuicecock was pretty good too | Observer |
| Real Texan | twinkadoodledoodoo | Observer |
| DrPauly | lickalotapus | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | this is without a doubt my new favorite game… censorship beater | Observer |
| Real Texan | i liked assjuicecock | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | kk | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | 😛 | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | super user | 3 |
| Real Texan | cunninlinguist | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| DrPauly | 2-3 | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | I am a cunningn linguist! | Observer |
| Real Texan | beavertwinkass | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | beavercock | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | cockgobbler | Observer |
| Real Texan | this is so bad | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | (lesbian term) | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | assmuncher | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | blumpkin | Observer |
| Real Texan | i\’m feeling ocd | Observer |
| change1OO | cockwizard | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | xxxwizard | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | cumontits | Observer |
| DrPauly | so, we\’re even now — is chopping allowed or is that uncouth? | 8 |
| o-hole-ne | oooFooooUooooCooooKoooo | Observer |
| Real Texan | Twinkanolikapuzze | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | i put on my robe and wizard cap | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | chops are for pussies | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | cant chop | 3 |
| IndomacK | well, its up to you guys | Observer |
| DrPauly | ok | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | i cant win the money | 3 |
| RodrionRh | this is taking on and on and on | Observer |
| DrPauly | OH | 8 |
| IndomacK | but yeah, they are for pussies | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | so if i win its carried over | 3 |
| DrPauly | i see | 8 |
| RodrionRh | lol | Observer |
| DrPauly | gotcha | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | whoa!!!!!!!!!!! | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | go canada! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | go DAN! | Observer |
| DrPauly | so im freerollin | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | CaNaDA! | Observer |
| DrPauly | gotcha | 8 |
| Real Texan | I can take over | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | ill let you win and you can ship to me via player transfer | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | 😉 | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | not really freerolling…. | Observer |
| DrPauly | i will win this for Sarah Palin and the Religious Right | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | pauly, i have to admit, everyone is against you now | Observer |
| change1OO | lol | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | GO DAN! | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | jk that wouldnt be right | 3 |
| Real Texan | No, then he will be considered the amarillo of media | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | michele just suggested something wrong | Observer |
| Real Texan | so i should take over or call chops | Observer |
| IndomacK | I\’m with you Pauly, do it up | Observer |
| DrPauly | amarillo slim? i like young girls, but…. | 8 |
| change1OO | I\’m not against you, love, though I might be the only one now! | Observer |
| Real Texan | what? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | multiaccounter! | Observer |
| IndomacK | ship it like a mo | Observer |
| DrPauly | nh | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | cockinass | Observer |
| Real Texan | better than collusion | Observer |
| RodrionRh | kickasshand | Observer |
| Real Texan | twinkhand | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | lickasshard | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bitasshit | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | nice! | Observer |
| DrPauly | ballsack | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | rimjob! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | tittyslammer | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | anallingus | Observer |
| DrPauly | assclit | 8 |
| RodrionRh | bonerasshole | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i hope i\’m invited back | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | urethra | Observer |
| RodrionRh | boneshitload | Observer |
| RodrionRh | vagina | Observer |
| RodrionRh | you cant say vagina? | Observer |
| RodrionRh | wtf | Observer |
| Real Texan | twinkleteabag | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | i like that one michele. 🙂 | Observer |
| o-hole-ne | nipplebosumhairpie | Observer |
| Real Texan | or | Observer |
| Real Texan | teabagatwinktoday | Observer |
| RodrionRh | kickvaginahand | Observer |
| Real Texan | uh, yes, we\’re having a special on teabagtwinks | Observer |
| RodrionRh | why must it be only joined | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | vagina | Observer |
| RodrionRh | ass | Observer |
| RodrionRh | kickass | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | nh | 3 |
| RodrionRh | now its inverted | Observer |
| change1OO | nh | Observer |
| IndomacK | this is a war of attrition, as Joe Rogan would say | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | i am a little curious about who the non-playing observers of this freeroll are | Observer |
| IndomacK | some people from our office | Observer |
| o-hole-ne | <—-loser | Observer |
| RodrionRh | the end? | Observer |
| Real Texan | they are non playing observers, duh | Observer |
| IndomacK | and your gangs of rabid fans of course | Observer |
| RodrionRh | not the end | Observer |
| DrPauly | yikes | 8 |
| change1OO | and they\’re all watching us swear? | Observer |
| IndomacK | I guess, I wouldn\’t worrry about it | Observer |
| DrPauly | man this is insane | 8 |
| Real Texan | HOLY Twinklestink!!!! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | cuntgobbler | Observer |
| IndomacK | lol | Observer |
| change1OO | lol | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | twatsucker | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | oooh!!! i win again! | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | ejaculation | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | am i the only one who laughs when a word like that comes up uncensored? | Observer |
| IndomacK | Dan likes the real words best | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | seriously, i am ACTUALLY laughing out loud | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | my wife is wondering wtf i am doing | Observer |
| RodrionRh | the end now | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | ejaculation? | Observer |
| DrPauly | A-2 | 8 |
| DrPauly | nh | 8 |
| RodrionRh | not the end | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | jism | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | lol | Observer |
| IndomacK | nail that coffin shut dan | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | this has been grueling | 3 |
| DrPauly | im sure im breaking several NJ gaming commision laws playing online poker on the floor of the borgata | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | but you haave won our hearts | 3 |
| DrPauly | lol | 8 |
| DrPauly | i am like that retard in LIFE GOES ON | 8 |
| DrPauly | call me corky | 8 |
| o-hole-ne | light up a fatty and get in some real trouble | Observer |
| RodrionRh | ejaculation | Observer |
| DrPauly | you can say asscock but not REETARD | 8 |
| change1OO | you can\’t say retard? | Observer |
| RodrionRh | is not censored and why vagina isn\’t | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | oh im sorry | 3 |
| RodrionRh | v agina | Observer |
| change1OO | that\’s retarded | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | i thought this was america | 3 |
| DrPauly | nice call | 8 |
| change1OO | booooooooooooo | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | vagtastic | Observer |
| RodrionRh | its orasmic | Observer |
| RodrionRh | orgasmic | Observer |
| RodrionRh | orgasm | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | ty | 3 |
| RiverDan72 | necrophilia | Observer |
| RodrionRh | cowshit | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bullshit | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | doggydick | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bullass | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | LOL | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | lolol | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bulldick | Observer |
| RodrionRh | dickfuck | Observer |
| RodrionRh | dickbull | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bullfuck | Observer |
| DrPauly | jizzclitasscumstain | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | superuser | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | he can even type dirty words | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | pauly, you are so good with words | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | not fair | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | were all going to get our chat banned | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | gl | 3 |
| DrPauly | 2 | 8 |
| DrPauly | 2 | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | the sang! | Observer |
| DrPauly | 2 | 8 |
| RodrionRh | no way | Observer |
| DrPauly | or a 9 | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | oh my | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | standard | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | come on | Observer |
| change1OO | weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | Observer |
| RodrionRh | not ending | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | SUPER– USER! | Observer |
| RodrionRh | WTF | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | lol | 3 |
| RodrionRh | SUPER– USER | Observer |
| IndomacK | crazy | Observer |
| Real Texan | isn\’t there a book called 9 on the river? | Observer |
| DrPauly | HOLD | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | hiya | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | 8 | 3 |
| change1OO | ooh | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | lots | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | dskljg\’ | 3 |
| RodrionRh | not really ending | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | how do you dodge | 3 |
| IndomacK | aay | Observer |
| DrPauly | wow, i can dodge bullets baby | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | dan is on tilt | Observer |
| change1OO | nice sweat there on the turn | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | bajungi tilt | Observer |
| Real Texan | can\’t touch this | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | tilt over a tournament i cant even win money on | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | haha | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | I am on tilt just WATCHING this | Observer |
| DrPauly | my arsehole shrivled up like michalski walking down hollywood blvd | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | haha | 3 |
| change1OO | ______________ | Observer |
| RodrionRh | this has to be the mos dodgy tourney i have ever saw | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | that\’s what the barkley-glide is for | Observer |
| RodrionRh | -_- | Observer |
| RodrionRh | -^- | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | gloryhole | Observer |
| DrPauly | im having fun | 8 |
| RodrionRh | the break? | Observer |
| IndomacK | oh no | Observer |
| RodrionRh | oh noes | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | oh god | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | no break | 3 |
| LFISBRTL | please | 3 |
| RiverDan72 | awesome | Observer |
| IndomacK | this is ridiculous | Observer |
| RodrionRh | they managed to get the break | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | see dan.. you NEVER should have shown mercy! | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | i know | 3 |
| DrPauly | ok lemme do some work for 3 min | 8 |
| DrPauly | brb | 8 |
| mooninjune | take this time to think about all you\’ve accomplished | Observer |
| mooninjune | 🙂 | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | you could have finished it while Pauly was smoking a J last time! | Observer |
| RodrionRh | it should have ended already ppl here are on superpowerz | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | anyone else watching saudi arabia vs. iran? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | if he\’s not back in 4 min blind him out! | Observer |
| RodrionRh | the dealer is on drunking mode enabled | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | saudi arabia v Iran WW3? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | or soccer? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | soccer | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | is it wrong for me to be rooting for iran? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | nah | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | i am on megatilt | 3 |
| Real Texan | pauly used to work somewhere with a gloryhole | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | my other tournaments are going poorly | 3 |
| DrPauly | i used to manage a porn shop | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | is that true? | Observer |
| DrPauly | called the Booty Shack | 8 |
| DrPauly | true story | 8 |
| DrPauly | no jizz mopping | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | hey pauly – | Observer |
| DrPauly | y | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | did you ever have to work \”overtime\”? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | did you know the pink pussycat closed? | Observer |
| DrPauly | Wha? | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | pu$$y cat | Observer |
| DrPauly | no way | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | on W 4th | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | u know it? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | SERIOUS sign of a bad economy when p0rn shops close | Observer |
| DrPauly | i used to buy charlie around the corner | 8 |
| Real Texan | dan, didn\’t u read the pauly interview | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | i did not | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | they are the only ones who are immune to business cycles | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | please, like i read | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | u bot in Wash Sq? | Observer |
| DrPauly | wow… i guess the rent is too high and people get porn fromt he intertubes | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | yeah | Observer |
| Real Texan | well, you read pokerati | Observer |
| DrPauly | McDougal, next to mamoons | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | love it | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | (and that q as about the gloryhole — i knew about the porn shop) | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | tell me the guys in Wash Sq are all undercover… | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | they HAVE to be right? | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | i read MOST of pokerati | Observer |
| DrPauly | now? yeah | 8 |
| DrPauly | in the 90s? no way | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | ok | Observer |
| DrPauly | pre-guiliana | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | but there\’s just so much less worth reading on it without you michele! | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | they are right in your face… are undercover guys allowed to offer it to you? | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | isn\’t that entrapment or something? | Observer |
| DrPauly | fyi, Saturdays w/ Dr Pauly starts in 10 mins | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | where do you live pauly? | Observer |
| DrPauly | now? | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | y | Observer |
| IndomacK | gl guys | Observer |
| DrPauly | out of my backpack | 8 |
| DrPauly | sort of in LA | 8 |
| RodrionRh | gl | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | how often are you in NYC? | Observer |
| DrPauly | thants where my girlfriend lives | 8 |
| RodrionRh | the dealer is drunk | Observer |
| DrPauly | im in NYC one every few months | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | ohhh… \”girlfriend\”… change…. | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | shoot me a text when you are in town | Observer |
| DrPauly | ill be back on Sept 20 | 8 |
| DrPauly | its my b-day going to LAST ever yankees game | 8 |
| DrPauly | ay y ankee stadium | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | nice | Observer |
| DrPauly | maybe we can get a drink afterwards | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | sure | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | you\’ll be HAMMERED | Observer |
| DrPauly | u live UWS? | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | female ejaculation | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | w village | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | nh michalski | Observer |
| DrPauly | ahhh | 8 |
| RodrionRh | fcking flop | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | autoerotic asphyxiation | Observer |
| Real Texan | ah thanks dan | Observer |
| RodrionRh | fvcking flop | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i will buy you some sort of girly shot… like a lemon drop | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | 🙂 | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | facial | Observer |
| RodrionRh | uck | Observer |
| DrPauly | i like my scotch like my women… black with two sugars | 8 |
| KidDynamite4 | reacharound | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i like my beer like i like my women… pale and flat | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | seriously, this cussing game would make a good journo101 lesson | Observer |
| IndomacK | ground up and stored in the freezer | Observer |
| RodrionRh | luck has no fvck on it while fuck is fucked up | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | lovemaking | Observer |
| Real Texan | www.dirtypokerchat.com | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | i\’m registering that now | Observer |
| DrPauly | how many hands have we played heads up? | 8 |
| RodrionRh | what\’s that supposed to mean? | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | tons | 3 |
| Real Texan | 1 beeeeelio n | Observer |
| DrPauly | this is carzy | 8 |
| DrPauly | migth be the longest ive ever played | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | pauly already has dirtypokerchat.blogspot.com | Observer |
| DrPauly | and dirtypokerchat.ca | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | superuser fold again | 3 |
| RiverDan72 | go canada! | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | 3 | |
| DrPauly | im pulling in 5 fugures.month w/ that one | 8 |
| ZClub | WOw! you guys still at it | Observer |
| DrPauly | i wont die | 8 |
| Real Texan | i have it in .org | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | pauly runs like god | 3 |
| RodrionRh | this is insanely insane | Observer |
| DrPauly | i suck out | 8 |
| RodrionRh | the end? | Observer |
| mooninjune | just did quick count | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | comitted sir | 3 |
| mooninjune | 132 hands heads up | Observer |
| RodrionRh | payly vluff | Observer |
| DrPauly | lol, shamus is the MAN | 8 |
| RiverDan72 | the batface saying of 2008 is \”it feels good to run good\” | Observer |
| RodrionRh | no way | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | 6aces in a row | 3 |
| RodrionRh | this is getting bad | Observer |
| DrPauly | 133 | 8 |
| LFISBRTL | card rack | 3 |
| mooninjune | 1 hand of 3-handed | Observer |
| Real Texan | moon you spoke again1 | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | come on Canada | Observer |
| mooninjune | the moon has spoken | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | finish him | Observer |
| Real Texan | moon won best phil collins update | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | taint | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | suckmyballs | Observer |
| mooninjune | i\’d like to thank phil, of course… genesis… | Observer |
| RodrionRh | ok 3 more turns | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | coose to having to call any 2 | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | blowjob | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | close* | 3 |
| RodrionRh | blow job | Observer |
| Real Texan | i feel it in the night | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | gl | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | ahhhhhhhhh | Observer |
| DrPauly | keep it kosher | 8 |
| IndomacK | cmon | Observer |
| RodrionRh | wtf | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | gg | 3 |
| KidDynamite4 | !!!!!!!! | Observer |
| DrPauly | boooooo | 8 |
| RodrionRh | WWW | Observer |
| change1OO | noooooooooo | Observer |
| IndomacK | boooyakasha | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | finallllly | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | congrats dan | Observer |
| IndomacK | nice one Dan | Observer |
| DrPauly | Great game DAN | Observer |
| IndomacK | gg | Observer |
| IndomacK | everyone | Observer |
| RodrionRh | booyakasha you cant say that | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | thank you | Observer |
| change1OO | gg pauly | Observer |
| Real Texan | GG | Observer |
| mooninjune | gg y\’all | Observer |
| DrPauly | cograts, tahnks for hosting PokerListings | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | gg all | Observer |
| RodrionRh | i mean you can say that | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | oh, wait, i thought you were talking about my phrases … | Observer |
| IndomacK | so yeah | Observer |
| Real Texan | hey anyone want to meet up on aim for a beer | Observer |
| change1OO | this was quite entertaining | Observer |
| IndomacK | ood stuff | Observer |
| Real Texan | kidding | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | sick hu | Observer |
| Real Texan | thanks matt!!! | Observer |
| andynelson | next time, Pauly | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | grueling | Observer |
| IndomacK | $600 CARRY OVER | Observer |
| RodrionRh | see you next time | Observer |
| RiverDan72 | next week, bitches | Observer |
| change1OO | thanks matt and dan | Observer |
| RodrionRh | bitches | Observer |
| IndomacK | so yeah, ship it to the next event | Observer |
| LFISBRTL | cheers | Observer |
| IndomacK | no worries, talk to you guys soon | Observer |
| Real Texan | and teh bounties | Observer |
| Real Texan | booties | Observer |
| IndomacK | yep | Observer |
| IndomacK | michele you get one | Observer |
| Real Texan | sweet | Observer |
| IndomacK | no one collects on Dan | Observer |
| Real Texan | darn | Observer |
| Real Texan | peace out | Observer |
| IndomacK | peace to the middle east | Observer |
| IndomacK | byee | Observer |
| KidDynamite4 | thanks matt | Observer |
