More Poker Swimsuit Editions

by , Mar 19, 2009 | 5:52 pm

Speaking of bikinis … there’s another poker-skin photo shoot fixin’ to go down in Vegas … reportedly Tiffany Michelle, Erica Schoenberg, and Evelyn Ng will be waxing up for a big poker-themed spread slated for a summer issue of KnockOut magazine, which is basically like Maxim Wicked Chops, only with more chicks and less poker.

Kinda unique here is the coming together of three poker patches — Ultimate Bet, Full Tilt, and Bodog — all in the same shoot.

And though I don’t know this for sure, my guess is that it’s all somehow connected to the forthcoming Knockout Poker Tour. Their inaugural event runs June 5-8 (during the WSOP) at the Hard Rock. This is not a four-day tourney, mind you, it’s a four-day “experience” … where the tournament is a $5,000 + 4,000 or 5,000, your choice depending on what level of VIP perks you want … private jets, limos, penthouse suites, VIP club seating, three parties, Rehab cabanas, etc. … and apparently surrounded the whole time by KnockOut hotties, who will happily let you take pictures with your hand on their butts. Oh, and the champion gets a bracelet, too.

Should be an interesting event, to say the least. And should you decide to forgo the $5k NLH WSOP tournament going on the same day (which pays out about 91 94 percent) in favor of the KOP event (paying out just 50 percent, but guaranteeing a higher booze-and-tail return) and actually win:

Private security will be on-call to fend off any over-zealous club girls who want a piece of the Knockout Poker Tournament Champ. Remember players, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That includes the bevy of girls throwing themselves at your feet and the collection of email addresses and phone numbers you accumulated over the weekend.


3 Comments to “More Poker Swimsuit Editions”


  1. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    Actually the WSOP will pay 94% for the 5k, it seems Knockout has to rake 50% so that they can get this magazine off the ground yet again. I think the last issue they did was August 08 from what I see on the website.


  2. DanM
    says:

    It could be just that their website isn’t updated … but yeah, I get your point. (Still, I’m wanna tag along on the shoot … just sayin’.)


  3. Kevin Mathers
    says:

    On a totally unrelated note, Pauly’s on Lou Krieger’s “Keep Flopping Aces” show over at Rounders Radio. I may have to do some delayed live blogging of the show when it comes up in podcast form.