I admit it. I check TMZ periodically to get my tabloid fix. There are worse things…
Who do I see being tapped by the paparazzi? Johnny Chan! Who knew that the Britney-stalkers were aware of a poker player?
Click here for the TMZ story and accompanying video.
The video shows Johnny leaving Mr. Chow in Hollywood with a painting of himself and trying to fit it into his car. And it shows a handicapped parking pass hanging from his rear view mirror.
A. Is Johnny handicapped?
B. Does he really need a special pass if he valet parks everywhere he goes?
C. Was it such a slow night in Hollywood that the paparazzi filmed Johnny Chan?