Eskimo Clark Isn\’t Dead, Hasn\’t Been Murdered

Sure, this is a cheap hedline we really could run daily — at least until it\’s no longer true — but there were some very specific rumors circulating around the internet and the Wynn that Paul \’Eskimo\’ Clark had been robbed and killed. While death is never seldom a laughing matter, at least one cold, heartless journo may or may not have gotten juiced up about the conspiracy theory possibilities It had to be Vinnie Vinh! Or Russ Hamilton! Where\’s Layne Flack!?! and abandoned a night at the tables before it really even started to investigate.

We found little … other than that he is still alive and kickin\’ hustlin\’ for backers in Reno.