Hiring: Dumb, Inc. and Dumber, LLC.

Dumb
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Join The Fastest Growing Industry In The World…Become A Pro DEALER
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Reply to: job-314136637@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-18, 10:08AM CDT

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If I have to tell you why this post is dumb, this blog is too intelligent for you. And that\’s a very sad thing indeed.


Dumber
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Poker Dealers
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Reply to: job-324103313@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-04, 4:34AM CDT

So I am looking for some people who are experienced poker dealers. I am wanting to open up a poker house and need some dealer/investors. If you are interested in talking let me know.

…I\’m speechless. Also, starting an employment offer with \”So\” compares professionally with starting a sales pitch with \”Yo yo yo, check it. Yo, check it.\”