Youngest Main Event WSOP Champion Ever!

(Shhh, don’t tell anyone …)

Peter Eastgate won it. Age 22. New Great Dane. It\’s too late, of course for the newspapers (East Coast, at least) to get the results into the paper … so you\’ll have to watch it plausibly live on ESPN!

(Actually, I suspect a few midwestern papers, at least, will be able to get something in at the last moment — or they\’ll just use the internet … bummer that it didn\’t go a bit longer?)

A few notes from the coronation:

The Poker Royalty agents exchanged little smiley fist bumps upon Eastgate\’s victory. Not sure what that means — but I gotta think a young online Scandi pro has got to be relatively marketable.

Where\’s Norman Chad? Nick Geber is taking on the role as post-game interviewer.

Eastgate doesn\’t speak fantastic English, and though the Danes will likely be taking some hefty tax (an issue broached by Geber), he can still probably afford a lot of Rosetta Stone. The Danish early-career Dirk Nowitzki of Poker? OK, bad comparison … but it\’s late, people are tired, and, frankly, there\’s kinda an eerie calm in the Penn & Teller Theater, as the enormity of Eastgate\’s achievement still seems to be setting in.