LAS VEGAS–Players are fixin’ to go on dinner break, and I will not be able to fill you in on much … because Tom has asked me to secure him a seat at Buzio’s here in the Rio. Naturally, I obliged, and then started to feel like his bitch. He shrugged it off knowing I would draw the line at doing his laundry. (Because really, I’m just not good at clothes.)

Anyhow, we’ll be back in a couple hours. Shouldn’t you be in bed already anyhow? I have so much to tell/show you people.

Hate these celebrity poker types.