Borgata Likes Fresh-Smelling Patrons

This story stinks.

Straight from the Associated Press, a customer was asked to leave the Borgata poker room in Atlantic City on Tuesday because he smelled bad. Evidently, it was my-god-in-heaven-this-is-unbelievable-get-him-outta-here bad after Michael Wax went on a 17-hour poker binge without long-lasting deodorant. (Buddy, I\’ve got a hint for you. Check out the casino store. I bet they carry a deodorant or fragrance of some sort. For future reference, of course.)

Wax said he told casino officials: \”There\’s no question I stink. I\’m not denying it. I do have an odor. I\’ve been playing for 17 hours.\”

He filed a complaint with the Casino Control Commission, and he told AP that he wants an apology from the Borgata.